Schrödinger’s Squirrel
@scuffleuffagus.bsky.social
Sometimes profane. Frequently snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽
History doesn't repeat itself, but It often rhymes. – Mark Twain, maybe
History doesn't repeat itself, but It often rhymes. – Mark Twain, maybe
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I’m not sure we’ve properly addressed how profoundly disturbing it is that America can largely shrug at the stashing of human beings in giant warehouses.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I’m not sure we’ve properly addressed how profoundly disturbing it is that America can largely shrug at the stashing of human beings in giant warehouses.
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
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Same. I feel the gravity and tragedy of it all, but I just can't get past how gobsmackingly stupid everything is.
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Same. I feel the gravity and tragedy of it all, but I just can't get past how gobsmackingly stupid everything is.
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is. I just hate the stupidity.
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is. I just hate the stupidity.
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I’m sure America will also be taking action any second now. Probably an incident where so many prosecutors tried to get into a door at once they all got stuck in and someone had to go find a stick to dislodge them.
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I’m sure America will also be taking action any second now. Probably an incident where so many prosecutors tried to get into a door at once they all got stuck in and someone had to go find a stick to dislodge them.
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Mamdani’s been mayor for several weeks now and there’s still no Sharia law in NYC. Meanwhile, down in DC, the Christo-fascists are busy shoveling billions of dollars into building a network of concentration camps without any public oversight. Maybe we should all focus on that.
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Mamdani’s been mayor for several weeks now and there’s still no Sharia law in NYC. Meanwhile, down in DC, the Christo-fascists are busy shoveling billions of dollars into building a network of concentration camps without any public oversight. Maybe we should all focus on that.
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Never forget: Pam Bondi and Kash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Never forget: Pam Bondi and Kash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
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The call is coming from inside the house.
Projection. Always.
Projection. Always.
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The call is coming from inside the house.
Projection. Always.
Projection. Always.
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Green dot here to say go 'Hawks and also fuck ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Green dot here to say go 'Hawks and also fuck ICE.
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In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.
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Graduate last in your class from Roger B. Taney Law School?
Do you currently practice out of the back of a van?
Sick of being censured for stupid woke "ethics violations"?
We've got you. [email protected]
Do you currently practice out of the back of a van?
Sick of being censured for stupid woke "ethics violations"?
We've got you. [email protected]
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Graduate last in your class from Roger B. Taney Law School?
Do you currently practice out of the back of a van?
Sick of being censured for stupid woke "ethics violations"?
We've got you. [email protected]
Do you currently practice out of the back of a van?
Sick of being censured for stupid woke "ethics violations"?
We've got you. [email protected]
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Donald Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion. That is your money. Never in our history have we seen something like this. The billionaire President always has a new plan to make himself richer, but never a plan to make your bills more affordable.
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Donald Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion. That is your money. Never in our history have we seen something like this. The billionaire President always has a new plan to make himself richer, but never a plan to make your bills more affordable.
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Oh, look! The guy in charge of deporting people for being antisemitic is antisemitic himself. Is that where self-deportation kicks in?
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Oh, look! The guy in charge of deporting people for being antisemitic is antisemitic himself. Is that where self-deportation kicks in?
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
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A president I respected . . .
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
A president I respected . . .
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Did First Wave Nazis complain so much about people being mean to them? Did German officials lament how people wouldn’t serve them dinner during Kristallnacht and were yelling at them in the streets? I’m genuinely curious
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Did First Wave Nazis complain so much about people being mean to them? Did German officials lament how people wouldn’t serve them dinner during Kristallnacht and were yelling at them in the streets? I’m genuinely curious
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January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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“I begged for the last two months on TV for people to stop exercising their constitutional rights to protest against our tyrannical regime. I said in March - if people don’t submit to fascism, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been…”
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
“I begged for the last two months on TV for people to stop exercising their constitutional rights to protest against our tyrannical regime. I said in March - if people don’t submit to fascism, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been…”
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Um wtf is that and why is it a soup sandwich?
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Um wtf is that and why is it a soup sandwich?
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“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater”
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater”
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
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what was his name again???
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 PM
what was his name again???