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20, he/him/whatever honestly. I be playin games, livin life. gup @monstersystem.bsky.social 🩵 @kawakir.bsky.social
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SEV @se5.bsky.social · Jul 19
i need a new pinned thing
what would be funny
actually wait i was going to ask but i got an idea

ok im still asking, if ANYONE has something FUNNY you think i should have be my pinned post, comment that

ill just have this as a temporary thing

NOW GIVE ME FUNNIE IDEA!!
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 4h
In Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the Floating High Jump badge is called "Luigi" internally. This means the playable Luigi has to have a different name - "PlayerLuigi". Whenever Luigi wears the badge, it is actually PlayerLuigi wearing Luigi.
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renaryuugu.bsky.social
nicole✨ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 19h
thats nuts
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dailyknowledge.bsky.social
daily knowledge @dailyknowledge.bsky.social · 17h
november 4th, 2025:

Our flag was still there.
trans flag waving beautifully in the wind
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ooccouchgags.bsky.social
Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 22h
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noturgamergf.bsky.social
NUGG @noturgamergf.bsky.social · 17h
Love this. 🤣🥰
#TeamFortress2 #TF2
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yoshiemblem.bsky.social
NOT a Thanksgiving Turkey @yoshiemblem.bsky.social · Nov 28
happy funny bird-hot-tub-cauldron-gag day to those that celebrate
A scribble of a bird sitting in a cooking cauldron, wearing a chef's hat and a shirt with a turkey that reads "I'M STUFFED" Text reads: "the joke is that he thinks it's an 'herbal blend' hot tub but it's actually a pot and he's getting cooked like a thanksgiving turkey."
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fenhehe.bsky.social
Fenhe @fenhehe.bsky.social · 1d
#ralsei #deltarune
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airbagged.bsky.social
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18h
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monteiro.bsky.social
Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 21d
Don’t make me tap the sign.
Tap the sign meme saying “Using AI ironically is still using AI.”
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babettecirque.bsky.social
🪱🃏 𝕱𝖆𝖌𝖌ø𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖁𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖓🦷🪳 @babettecirque.bsky.social · Sep 24
Apparently a lot of ppl needs to hear this

#bskycensorship
Batman slapping Robin meme with the caption, an "18+" sign being over Batman's face while Bluesky's logo is over Robin's. Robin as Bluesky: "No discussing self-harm, suicide, abuse (sexual, drugs, substance, etc.) unless it's educational—!!!" Batman as 18+ creators (or non-professionals in general): "Artists are not teachers or therapists. We are not obligated to teach you anything."
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mattythemouse.bsky.social
Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h
Sun Tzu’s Art of War, but for American politics, and it’s just filled with obvious advice like “have a candidate that people like,” and “actually engage with the voters instead of just saying vote for me or you get the other guy.”
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squeakitties.bsky.social
Mia💖🧡💜🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 19h
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draggysden.bsky.social
Dragon!! 🐲💦 (Workin on comms!) @draggysden.bsky.social · 10h
💭 Ivy Deadlock
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swatthy.bsky.social
Swatthy @swatthy.bsky.social · 10h
🎃
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lavenderbean.bsky.social
Lav @lavenderbean.bsky.social · 10h
"why are gen Z men going right-wing" I mean from the looks of it, they're not lmao. That whole gender divide discourse was a psyop. The real divides seem to actually be age, education and class status.
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charmingchickenbroth @schplingnops.bsky.social · 29d
o mah gawd its max
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rincewind.run
Micah @rincewind.run · 18h
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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yoshiemblem.bsky.social
NOT a Thanksgiving Turkey @yoshiemblem.bsky.social · 16h
There's already been a lot said about the Coca-Cola AI commercials, but I think the most annoying/egregious part is that awful AI-generated song. Just spamming "HOOOLIDAYS ARE COMING, HOOOLIDAYS ARE COMING," over and over again is sooo laughably bad and also very annoying.
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mollystars.dev
mollystars @mollystars.dev · 16h
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reddrago.bsky.social
RedDrago (OPEN) @reddrago.bsky.social · 17h
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davescheidt.com
Dave Scheidt @davescheidt.com · 19h
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tsunamicat108.bsky.social
WOKE Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 23h
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redrachis.bsky.social
RedRachis @redrachis.bsky.social · 23h
fat
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nyazsche.bsky.social
Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 1d
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goat.sex
nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 1d
assault with a deli weapon
jamieson.bsky.social Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 1d
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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