Selamander/Grizz
@selamander.bsky.social
Transmasc NB guy who loves to sew plushies & cook! He/him they/them, 32, occasionally NSFW ♥️ @jackaloping.bsky.social ♥️ banner by @sleepvines on tumblr!
https://selsewscreatures.etsy.com
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I typically ship out right away and would love to be able to send some guys out for the holiday season! ✌️ #transartist #shopsmall #plushartist #plushies
Some of these more holiday themed guys have been looking for homes for ages now!
selsewscreatures.etsy.com
Some of these more holiday themed guys have been looking for homes for ages now!
selsewscreatures.etsy.com
Only one order so far and I recently got a traffic ticket right before the holidays 😭 bls…. Life keeps punching down this year #mutualaid #transaid
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November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Only one order so far and I recently got a traffic ticket right before the holidays 😭 bls…. Life keeps punching down this year #mutualaid #transaid
ko-fi.com/selamander90...
ko-fi.com/selamander90...
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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people be dropping hints about their alts like gold roger hid that shit bro
you want my porn? you can have it. i left everything i commissioned together in one place, now you just have to find it!!!!!
you want my porn? you can have it. i left everything i commissioned together in one place, now you just have to find it!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
people be dropping hints about their alts like gold roger hid that shit bro
you want my porn? you can have it. i left everything i commissioned together in one place, now you just have to find it!!!!!
you want my porn? you can have it. i left everything i commissioned together in one place, now you just have to find it!!!!!
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if youre calling paypros and looking for a talking point to use as a jumping off point, this is a great angle to go for!
alongside just wasting their time, hammer the idea that their actions are LOSING them money!
alongside just wasting their time, hammer the idea that their actions are LOSING them money!
I know it's more about clogging their phone lines but I also feel like telling them their stupid policies might prevent (or HAVE prevented) you from getting certain Black Friday deals and that you feel forced to seek other payment methods MIGHT be a good angle for this point in time specifically
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
if youre calling paypros and looking for a talking point to use as a jumping off point, this is a great angle to go for!
alongside just wasting their time, hammer the idea that their actions are LOSING them money!
alongside just wasting their time, hammer the idea that their actions are LOSING them money!
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Uhh...just because I'm concerned.
Artists remember you are not required to do a Black Friday Sale.
You're not a big corporation. So, you don't have to hurt yourselves.
Take care. ♡
Artists remember you are not required to do a Black Friday Sale.
You're not a big corporation. So, you don't have to hurt yourselves.
Take care. ♡
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Uhh...just because I'm concerned.
Artists remember you are not required to do a Black Friday Sale.
You're not a big corporation. So, you don't have to hurt yourselves.
Take care. ♡
Artists remember you are not required to do a Black Friday Sale.
You're not a big corporation. So, you don't have to hurt yourselves.
Take care. ♡
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Happy Thanksgiving here's the dead Turkey scene from Rover Dangerfield that traumatized me as a kid 💀🦃💀
youtu.be/3qmLyyLXGCU?...
youtu.be/3qmLyyLXGCU?...
"Rover Dangerfield" - Turkey Scene
YouTube video by Jimmy Poodle
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Happy Thanksgiving here's the dead Turkey scene from Rover Dangerfield that traumatized me as a kid 💀🦃💀
youtu.be/3qmLyyLXGCU?...
youtu.be/3qmLyyLXGCU?...
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Sol is a pioneer in the furry fandom, for both BIPOC and the general community. He started the “socialist teeth” online movement + art. He has done so much for us + created many amazing artworks, collabs, and even music.
If there’s someone who deserves the help, it’s him 🙏🏽✨
If there’s someone who deserves the help, it’s him 🙏🏽✨
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sol is a pioneer in the furry fandom, for both BIPOC and the general community. He started the “socialist teeth” online movement + art. He has done so much for us + created many amazing artworks, collabs, and even music.
If there’s someone who deserves the help, it’s him 🙏🏽✨
If there’s someone who deserves the help, it’s him 🙏🏽✨
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I typically ship out right away and would love to be able to send some guys out for the holiday season! ✌️ #transartist #shopsmall #plushartist #plushies
Some of these more holiday themed guys have been looking for homes for ages now!
selsewscreatures.etsy.com
Some of these more holiday themed guys have been looking for homes for ages now!
selsewscreatures.etsy.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I typically ship out right away and would love to be able to send some guys out for the holiday season! ✌️ #transartist #shopsmall #plushartist #plushies
Some of these more holiday themed guys have been looking for homes for ages now!
selsewscreatures.etsy.com
Some of these more holiday themed guys have been looking for homes for ages now!
selsewscreatures.etsy.com
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Hello, I’m from Gaza.
We’re living through hell
homes destroyed,memories erased,loved ones gone. Even the innocence of our children has been shattered.
Every bit of help—even a small donation—could save a life or rekindle a flicker of hope.
👉 gofund.me/0fa0750c
Thank you for remembering Gaza 😢🙏
We’re living through hell
homes destroyed,memories erased,loved ones gone. Even the innocence of our children has been shattered.
Every bit of help—even a small donation—could save a life or rekindle a flicker of hope.
👉 gofund.me/0fa0750c
Thank you for remembering Gaza 😢🙏
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hello, I’m from Gaza.
We’re living through hell
homes destroyed,memories erased,loved ones gone. Even the innocence of our children has been shattered.
Every bit of help—even a small donation—could save a life or rekindle a flicker of hope.
👉 gofund.me/0fa0750c
Thank you for remembering Gaza 😢🙏
We’re living through hell
homes destroyed,memories erased,loved ones gone. Even the innocence of our children has been shattered.
Every bit of help—even a small donation—could save a life or rekindle a flicker of hope.
👉 gofund.me/0fa0750c
Thank you for remembering Gaza 😢🙏
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never change, NYT Cooking
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
never change, NYT Cooking
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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There was a reference to the word "pwned" in the new Knives Out movie and it made me sad kids today don't say "you got pwned" anymore, they just say shit like "unc is washed" or "sixty seven" then steal your wallet.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
There was a reference to the word "pwned" in the new Knives Out movie and it made me sad kids today don't say "you got pwned" anymore, they just say shit like "unc is washed" or "sixty seven" then steal your wallet.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I’ll think of her when the blue bonnets bloom.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’ll think of her when the blue bonnets bloom.
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Drawing well is a skill that's easy to prove and instantly commands respect because universally, every human has drawn something at some point and knows how difficult it is. Growing up fat/unpopular I could still earn some respect because I could draw well. Ai assholes want that without the work.
there’s a long discussion to be had about how AI dipshits are /like this/ because they wanna cosplay as artists SO BAD and it’s not even because they wanna BE artists, it’s because they see artists as like, social media success symbols? Idk someone smarter than me can put it better
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Drawing well is a skill that's easy to prove and instantly commands respect because universally, every human has drawn something at some point and knows how difficult it is. Growing up fat/unpopular I could still earn some respect because I could draw well. Ai assholes want that without the work.
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
gone, and also forgotten
Wake Up Dead Man is so fucking good y’all. If you have the chance to still see it while in theaters, PLEASE do, it was vastly elevated getting to see it with a crowd
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Wake Up Dead Man is so fucking good y’all. If you have the chance to still see it while in theaters, PLEASE do, it was vastly elevated getting to see it with a crowd
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If you're planning on shopping during black Friday or cyber Monday, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you're planning on shopping during black Friday or cyber Monday, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
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Every year people in the US try to deep-fry their Thanksgiving turkeys and end up burning their houses down. It’s very important that you cook your turkey safely like most Americans: with flamethrowers or grenades.
November 19, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Every year people in the US try to deep-fry their Thanksgiving turkeys and end up burning their houses down. It’s very important that you cook your turkey safely like most Americans: with flamethrowers or grenades.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.