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Festive Peg
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Hello pervert.
Your boyfriend is preparing a public statement about his decision to close his X (formerly known as Twitter) account.
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I have reported a blocked toilet in work three times in as many weeks, and now I fear Estates will think I'm responsible.
donald trump is giving a speech in front of an american flag
Alt: donald trump is giving a speech in front of an american flag
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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When people shrug and say AI is “inevitable”, I want to scream. It’s not water. If they turn off the taps, if water companies go bust, I can go down to the river with a bucket. But AI is monstrously complex and expensive. If the spec tech guys’ companies fail, it will stop existing. It will go.
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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Remembering Alfonso X of Castile who died in 1284.
January 18, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I'm burning a Halloween candle. In January. Flipping anarchy here today.
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I've now caught up on Gladiators. You can resume talking about it if you wish.
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Why do fairground test your strength games always involve hitting a bell with a mallet? Fetch me the device that can measure the dignified silence I maintain in the face of my many, many petty complaints. They dare not give me a mallet. They dare not ring that bell.
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Asking "what are we 🥹" to whoever just accidentally tried to pair their headphones to my phone.
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 AM
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Reluctant to return to dating apps as any connections made on them previously were friendships - which has been genuinely lovely, but would like to find a man who's interested in me as MORE than a potential friend, ideally as a strategic military ally to help invade a small western European nation
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Dropped stuff off at the chazza shop and there was nobody behind the counter to thank me profusely for my kind tat donation. What's even the point.
January 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Friday.
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Doing the laundry a day early, just to feel something.
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Your old grandma here has somehow changed the keyboard on her phone. It's fucked, it's all fucked. Let's all circle back in 2027 and see how we are then.
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Imagine if I was really called Rachael. Mad when you think about it.
My sister and I are going for dinner in two hours and I've already picked what I'm ordering and have called ahead to pay part of the bill. Because of how I'm a real Relaxed Rachael.
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My sister and I are going for dinner in two hours and I've already picked what I'm ordering and have called ahead to pay part of the bill. Because of how I'm a real Relaxed Rachael.
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
If you all love nearly dying so much, why don't you just marry it. Or something.
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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Christopher Plummer, in a previously unseen outtake from The Sound of Music:
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Gonna start saying that things were shown to me in a vision but really they are just my own opinions
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I tried to find my post from X (long abandoned) that got 12K+, and lo some shit website had stolen it and called me a "fan". Foul.
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Serious Rump

United States, Census, 1930
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Made a healthy curry for the week and I've put far too much ginger in it, so that's a nice tickly throat for the rest of the day. Delicious chips wouldn't have done me dirty like this.
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You say villain, I say hero.
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM