Servia Plath
@serviaplath.bsky.social
The leggy brunette in the corner.
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Servia Plath
@serviaplath.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Call me old school but I like to keep my manifestos on an ancient scroll hidden deep within a cursed temple
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How many times do I have to tell you I never learned to count? Six times? One time? Twirlven times?
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How many times do I have to tell you I never learned to count? Six times? One time? Twirlven times?
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
Spotify wrapped but for all the men I fumbled
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Spotify wrapped but for all the men I fumbled
I ran out of toilet paper at my crush’s house in a Shakespearean way
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I ran out of toilet paper at my crush’s house in a Shakespearean way
What’s a good water to have for beginners? I’ve never had a water before
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What’s a good water to have for beginners? I’ve never had a water before
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[me to men] shut up when you talk to me
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
[me to men] shut up when you talk to me
He spent the whole MRI thinking it was a giant Pringles can
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
He spent the whole MRI thinking it was a giant Pringles can
Cyclops Monday. Less deals, even less eyes.
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Cyclops Monday. Less deals, even less eyes.
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
Sucking on a Benadryl as a treat
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sucking on a Benadryl as a treat
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lady and the tramp scene but with a tube of cookie dough
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
lady and the tramp scene but with a tube of cookie dough
And on the third day he napped again
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
And on the third day he napped again
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Microdosing black friday by pushing my family members down every time I walk into a room
November 29, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Microdosing black friday by pushing my family members down every time I walk into a room
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Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
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"No worries if not", I flirt
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"No worries if not", I flirt
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Biblically accurate Toyota dealership
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Biblically accurate Toyota dealership
What do we want? Leftovers! When do we want it? Later, dumbass!
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
What do we want? Leftovers! When do we want it? Later, dumbass!
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it feels redundant to call a fireman hot
October 1, 2024 at 3:52 AM
it feels redundant to call a fireman hot
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you wouldn't know my brainworm, it goes to a different school
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
you wouldn't know my brainworm, it goes to a different school
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[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
November 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
Glossed lips from a buttered roll and pockets filled with gravy. Bliss.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Glossed lips from a buttered roll and pockets filled with gravy. Bliss.
Everyone go around the table and say one thing they’re regretful for
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Everyone go around the table and say one thing they’re regretful for
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On thanksgiving I like to butter the outside of my roll too so I can throw it down my gullet like a pelican
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 PM
On thanksgiving I like to butter the outside of my roll too so I can throw it down my gullet like a pelican
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me haunting people as a ghost: do u hate me?
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me haunting people as a ghost: do u hate me?
How many times do I have to tell you I never learned to count? Six times? One time? Twirlven times?
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How many times do I have to tell you I never learned to count? Six times? One time? Twirlven times?