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Servia Plath

@serviaplath.bsky.social

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The leggy brunette in the corner.

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · Dec 10

Call me old school but I like to keep my manifestos on an ancient scroll hidden deep within a cursed temple

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 6d

The Radical Left Democrats shut down Spirit Halloween on November 1st

Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 8d

Starting to develop a pavlovian response [violent retching] to the word unprecedented

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 8d

Government shutdown? More like government shut up AM I RIGHT FELLAS HAHAH PLEASE WE’VE SUFFERED ENOUGH

Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 8d

I love telling people in their 20s that I’ve lived many lives like a melancholic vampire

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 8d

Pete Hegseth would rather make everyone in the military be beardless, skinny, and spiteful than just admit he’s into twinks

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 8d

truth or dare or a secret third thing

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 9d

Invite your crush over and trap them in a magic painting

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 9d

Those are my tears chat

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13d

The c in scent is quiet today. Too quiet.

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · Dec 15

I’ve decided I want to go with the traditional approach and have my skeleton turned into a xylophone after I die

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 12d

you should probably clean up all this existential dread, we’ve got company coming over later

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 12d

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12d

Took a vow to be mediocre.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12d

petition to get more people to agree with me

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 12d

Call your senator and crawl out of their phone like Samara from The Ring

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · Dec 11

biblically accurate gas station pizza

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 14d

Me in the glow of Roku City

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 14d

Those aren’t dirty dishes in my sink that’s A.I.

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 14d

It’s when I reach my peak

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Servia Plath @serviaplath.bsky.social · 14d

Hot people are now banned sorry hot people kick rocks

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22d

Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised

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