Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica
@shadyscientician.bsky.social
Monsters, tentacles, plants, oh my! I write monsters and humans doing. well. You know.
#NSFWart, #sahalianjay #katieandlukas
Lots of backlog on Kindle: https://author.to/SalazarZed
#NSFWart, #sahalianjay #katieandlukas
Lots of backlog on Kindle: https://author.to/SalazarZed
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New KU teratophilia erotica out!
- Slime clone sex you can feel from both sides
- Big ass non-human demigod
- Ovipositing/ovipositioning
mybook.to/ServingADemi...
- Slime clone sex you can feel from both sides
- Big ass non-human demigod
- Ovipositing/ovipositioning
mybook.to/ServingADemi...
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My ten cents is that newspapers should stop calling it a drug boat if there was never any evidence presented of it being a drug boat.
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My ten cents is that newspapers should stop calling it a drug boat if there was never any evidence presented of it being a drug boat.
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dragoon.....on my patreoon 🐲
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
dragoon.....on my patreoon 🐲
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A very happy birthday to @c-rowles.bsky.social who almost singlehandedly convinced me that Jake/Ziyal would be a viable romantic pairing through her artwork alone
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A very happy birthday to @c-rowles.bsky.social who almost singlehandedly convinced me that Jake/Ziyal would be a viable romantic pairing through her artwork alone
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spelunking gets pretty crazy these days
redesigned tarragon. added eggs. bon appetit
[ #nsfwart #dndnsfw #tiefling #teratophilia #oviposition #tentacles #monsterfucker ]
redesigned tarragon. added eggs. bon appetit
[ #nsfwart #dndnsfw #tiefling #teratophilia #oviposition #tentacles #monsterfucker ]
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
spelunking gets pretty crazy these days
redesigned tarragon. added eggs. bon appetit
[ #nsfwart #dndnsfw #tiefling #teratophilia #oviposition #tentacles #monsterfucker ]
redesigned tarragon. added eggs. bon appetit
[ #nsfwart #dndnsfw #tiefling #teratophilia #oviposition #tentacles #monsterfucker ]
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I like making new brushes in CSP. Its kind of a hobby
This one is a two-ton gradient that uses the primary and secondary selected colors, inspired when @jxunga.bsky.social asked if anyone knew of a brush that could act similar to a facepaint gradient palette brush
This one is a two-ton gradient that uses the primary and secondary selected colors, inspired when @jxunga.bsky.social asked if anyone knew of a brush that could act similar to a facepaint gradient palette brush
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I like making new brushes in CSP. Its kind of a hobby
This one is a two-ton gradient that uses the primary and secondary selected colors, inspired when @jxunga.bsky.social asked if anyone knew of a brush that could act similar to a facepaint gradient palette brush
This one is a two-ton gradient that uses the primary and secondary selected colors, inspired when @jxunga.bsky.social asked if anyone knew of a brush that could act similar to a facepaint gradient palette brush
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November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.
there is plenty of sexual content on steam. the problem isn't that valve is denying sexual content (though, as a near-monopoly, that would also be a problem) it's that valve is denying specifically sexual content that is non-pornographic, most notably in the horror genre.
It's pretty clear everyone would rather strawman me than have an actual conversation.
The content in Horses is sexual and well within Valve's right to say it violates their sexual content policies.
Horses has every right to exist. Valve has every right not to distribute it.
The content in Horses is sexual and well within Valve's right to say it violates their sexual content policies.
Horses has every right to exist. Valve has every right not to distribute it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Entirely unrelated, when I was 8 I came home to my front door broken in. No one was supposed to be home. I used the neighbor's phone to call 911.
The cops got there, BROKE DOWN A SECOND DOOR, and then yelled at me for not checking if it was just my mom breaking into her own trailer
I WAS 8
The cops got there, BROKE DOWN A SECOND DOOR, and then yelled at me for not checking if it was just my mom breaking into her own trailer
I WAS 8
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Entirely unrelated, when I was 8 I came home to my front door broken in. No one was supposed to be home. I used the neighbor's phone to call 911.
The cops got there, BROKE DOWN A SECOND DOOR, and then yelled at me for not checking if it was just my mom breaking into her own trailer
I WAS 8
The cops got there, BROKE DOWN A SECOND DOOR, and then yelled at me for not checking if it was just my mom breaking into her own trailer
I WAS 8
The Tommy Tallarico drama is 2x funny to me because a few years ago I saw a tumblr post about how white people shouldn't choose "PoC" last names, but the example list was mostly Spanish names from Spain, which included my (very white) real last name before my dad anglosized it and also Salazar
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The Tommy Tallarico drama is 2x funny to me because a few years ago I saw a tumblr post about how white people shouldn't choose "PoC" last names, but the example list was mostly Spanish names from Spain, which included my (very white) real last name before my dad anglosized it and also Salazar
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can't have somnophilia anymore. because of woke
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
can't have somnophilia anymore. because of woke
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👌 Jill Valentine apresada por Licker
🟢 Game: Resident Evil 3
#JillValentine #RE3 #ResidentEvil #deepthroat #interspecie #blowjob #knot #knotting #tonguefucking #cuminthroat #knotted #fuckingface #facefuck #hentaivideo #animefreak #NSFW #BlenderEevee #Chudai #3dhentai #3dporn #3DanimationPorn #hentai
🟢 Game: Resident Evil 3
#JillValentine #RE3 #ResidentEvil #deepthroat #interspecie #blowjob #knot #knotting #tonguefucking #cuminthroat #knotted #fuckingface #facefuck #hentaivideo #animefreak #NSFW #BlenderEevee #Chudai #3dhentai #3dporn #3DanimationPorn #hentai
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
👌 Jill Valentine apresada por Licker
🟢 Game: Resident Evil 3
#JillValentine #RE3 #ResidentEvil #deepthroat #interspecie #blowjob #knot #knotting #tonguefucking #cuminthroat #knotted #fuckingface #facefuck #hentaivideo #animefreak #NSFW #BlenderEevee #Chudai #3dhentai #3dporn #3DanimationPorn #hentai
🟢 Game: Resident Evil 3
#JillValentine #RE3 #ResidentEvil #deepthroat #interspecie #blowjob #knot #knotting #tonguefucking #cuminthroat #knotted #fuckingface #facefuck #hentaivideo #animefreak #NSFW #BlenderEevee #Chudai #3dhentai #3dporn #3DanimationPorn #hentai
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
"Kirby Air Ride had a remake!"
"Yayyuy!"
"But it has eight million flashing lights at every moment, every menu press, every victory screen, and every non-directional input so you will literally never know what it looks like, let alone play it."
"A. A kirby game?"
"Yayyuy!"
"But it has eight million flashing lights at every moment, every menu press, every victory screen, and every non-directional input so you will literally never know what it looks like, let alone play it."
"A. A kirby game?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"Kirby Air Ride had a remake!"
"Yayyuy!"
"But it has eight million flashing lights at every moment, every menu press, every victory screen, and every non-directional input so you will literally never know what it looks like, let alone play it."
"A. A kirby game?"
"Yayyuy!"
"But it has eight million flashing lights at every moment, every menu press, every victory screen, and every non-directional input so you will literally never know what it looks like, let alone play it."
"A. A kirby game?"
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November 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
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coiled coupling 🐍🐛💕 naga jeri and centi-dodger, figuring out how they fit together
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
coiled coupling 🐍🐛💕 naga jeri and centi-dodger, figuring out how they fit together
The funny thing about charlie kirk's death is that it showed, beyond all doubt, that there's no room for family in fascism. No one personally liked him. People liked him as a mouth piece. But he was never mourned as a husband or friend. He was treated like insurance arson.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The funny thing about charlie kirk's death is that it showed, beyond all doubt, that there's no room for family in fascism. No one personally liked him. People liked him as a mouth piece. But he was never mourned as a husband or friend. He was treated like insurance arson.
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
Did anyone else as kids set up mock eye exams alone in their room with a bag of carrots to try to scientifically work out how many carrots you need to get superhuman vision or was that a me thing
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Did anyone else as kids set up mock eye exams alone in their room with a bag of carrots to try to scientifically work out how many carrots you need to get superhuman vision or was that a me thing
NPR is in dire straits rn. Not only are they like half external articles, but the day before the election, they had an external article interviewing ooooh just a random black woman about how Mamdani is terrible for the poor blacks and great for the evil gentrifiers...
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
NPR is in dire straits rn. Not only are they like half external articles, but the day before the election, they had an external article interviewing ooooh just a random black woman about how Mamdani is terrible for the poor blacks and great for the evil gentrifiers...
I just spent hours and hours modding skyrim and getting progressively upset about it not working only to realize that all of them are for "anniversary edition." Which is newer than Special Edition. And I'm on Skyrim. Just. Skyrim.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just spent hours and hours modding skyrim and getting progressively upset about it not working only to realize that all of them are for "anniversary edition." Which is newer than Special Edition. And I'm on Skyrim. Just. Skyrim.