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Shallow
@shallowva.bsky.social
💾 Cathode Ray Dude 💾

He/They 🦩

I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now!

https://www.youtube.com/@ShallowVA
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This is my dedicated music player
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Let It Die is like an artist made a game laser focused to appeal to me specifically, and then a businessman came alone and beat it to death with hammers.
Let It Die: Inferno what the hell, man?
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I put the rabbit in Doom.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Turkeymaxxing. Enjoying some familyslop.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I KNEW IT
ICE CREAM STORAGE
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Standard insertion for a nonstandard bird. Go ahead, Gordon.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...

I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.

#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The Wikipedia page for Jack Thompson uses this really shitty screenshot of an old build of Freedoom running in GZDoom with texture filtering on.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Shepherd"
"Rex"
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
In what I like to call the Frieza stage of this paint scheme.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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- The daily video game history fact -

Brataccas (1986) was the first title published by Psygnosis.

The box art was drawn by fantasy artist Roger Dean, who would provide artwork for many Psygnosis titles.

Gameplay: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzl...
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I love this stupid game. No one asked for a dark and gritty 3D reboot of Centipede but they did it anyway, and threw in a slapstick plot and a Dr Seuss car just for fun. 10/10
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think my favorite part about system updates is noticing no improvements whatsoever and spending the next week fixing everything that it broke.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I struggle with Cyberdemons at the best of times, so let's try out the wad that's only Cyberdemon fights with no weapons! What could possibly go wrong?

youtu.be/x1gMsLQ5xaE
Puzzles with Consequences - Cyberdreams
YouTube video by ShallowVA
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Y'all don't get just how Beyblade with landmines would fuck so hard
All sports can be significantly improved with the addition of landmines, and I will die on this hill.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The cool thing about collecting Tyranids is that the entire appeal is having a bigass swarm of them, so when you buy more instead of painting what you already have, it doesn't feel nearly as guilty as it does with other miniatures!
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
At the edge. Straight up "pegging it." And by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my goonsack.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I have created a transparent status bar replacement for UZDoom. Even the automap is transparent! It works with Doom, Freedoom, Chex Quest, and Adventures of Square.
If you are playing a supported Doom mapset, different status bar gfx will automatically load, like for BTSX.
github.com/SeventhSenti...
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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The transition to UZDoom is going along quite swimmingly. #Doom #Modding
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Today we honor the great ancestor of every Doom city wad ever made.
Hell on Earth, but Less Abstract - Doom City
YouTube video by ShallowVA
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November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The average industry professional makes $0. Spiders Georg, who is an executive and makes over $10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM