Shallow
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Tried to use the old abbreviation "b/w," which back in my day meant "backed with" as in "bundled in" or "also includes." Apparently that is nowadays more commonly used by the MLP roleplay community to mean "boop/whisper." Getting called unc by bronies is devastating.
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Tried to use the old abbreviation "b/w," which back in my day meant "backed with" as in "bundled in" or "also includes." Apparently that is nowadays more commonly used by the MLP roleplay community to mean "boop/whisper." Getting called unc by bronies is devastating.
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Really fascinating to see Warhammer rules presented not like a wargame, but more like a board game.
But also: genestealer sneaking around paper clips is very cute to me for some reason.
But also: genestealer sneaking around paper clips is very cute to me for some reason.
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Really fascinating to see Warhammer rules presented not like a wargame, but more like a board game.
But also: genestealer sneaking around paper clips is very cute to me for some reason.
But also: genestealer sneaking around paper clips is very cute to me for some reason.
THE ALGORITHM REQUIRES ENGAGEMENT
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
THE ALGORITHM REQUIRES ENGAGEMENT
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Green Day
Apocalyptica
Alice in Chains
Breaking Benjamin
Electric Six
Green Day
Apocalyptica
Alice in Chains
Breaking Benjamin
Electric Six
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
The Blood Brothers
Saves the Day
Blood Incantation
Depeche Mode
Hällas
The Blood Brothers
Saves the Day
Blood Incantation
Depeche Mode
Hällas
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Beastie Boys
The Cure
The Prodigy
Tool
Cardiacs
Beastie Boys
The Cure
The Prodigy
Tool
Cardiacs
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Green Day
Apocalyptica
Alice in Chains
Breaking Benjamin
Electric Six
Green Day
Apocalyptica
Alice in Chains
Breaking Benjamin
Electric Six
Buckle your pants because 2026 is the Year of TNT
Getting More Stupider- TNT: Evilution vs. Final Doomer +
YouTube video by ShallowVA
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January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Buckle your pants because 2026 is the Year of TNT
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I think one of my signatures is throwing players into maps like projectiles. You're always moving that quickly anyhow. I think this entrance makes sense if you can swim - which Doomguy can't in this episode. #DoomMapping
January 17, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I think one of my signatures is throwing players into maps like projectiles. You're always moving that quickly anyhow. I think this entrance makes sense if you can swim - which Doomguy can't in this episode. #DoomMapping
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Good morning, Bluesky. It's time to strap on our bunny ears and save the world. 🐰
June 27, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Good morning, Bluesky. It's time to strap on our bunny ears and save the world. 🐰
This audio-only circle of ominous monoliths could have been an e-mail.
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
This audio-only circle of ominous monoliths could have been an e-mail.
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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
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It's insane how absolutely stacked the cast is for Species. Trashy sex alien movie but half the MCU is in it.
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
It's insane how absolutely stacked the cast is for Species. Trashy sex alien movie but half the MCU is in it.
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The Ten Commandmorphs
January 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The Ten Commandmorphs
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
I can stop whenever I want. Going cold turkey on the shindig.
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I can stop whenever I want. Going cold turkey on the shindig.
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here is the hq version if yall want it
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
here is the hq version if yall want it
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Say the line, constable.
January 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Say the line, constable.
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
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A-1: Doomscrolling
For the first bonus map I figured I'd go for something quick and slaughtery, taking place on the closest thing we have to hell on earth besides Doom II: The Modern Internet. #DoomModding
For the first bonus map I figured I'd go for something quick and slaughtery, taking place on the closest thing we have to hell on earth besides Doom II: The Modern Internet. #DoomModding
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
A-1: Doomscrolling
For the first bonus map I figured I'd go for something quick and slaughtery, taking place on the closest thing we have to hell on earth besides Doom II: The Modern Internet. #DoomModding
For the first bonus map I figured I'd go for something quick and slaughtery, taking place on the closest thing we have to hell on earth besides Doom II: The Modern Internet. #DoomModding
A new type of CAPTCHA where the user has to build a basic, completable Doom map.
January 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
A new type of CAPTCHA where the user has to build a basic, completable Doom map.