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Soup season! I'm going to start a pinned thread of Soup Tips and recipes.
Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese
Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.
Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese
Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.
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My adorable dog that loves to chew on sticks 💖
February 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
My adorable dog that loves to chew on sticks 💖
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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[Your 23yo mutual]: I stayed up till 5am, I've had 3 energy drinks today, I've ran 5 miles, I am unkillable
[Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.
[Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.
February 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
[Your 23yo mutual]: I stayed up till 5am, I've had 3 energy drinks today, I've ran 5 miles, I am unkillable
[Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.
[Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.
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a friend’s smoke detector keeps going off at random so they camped in our living room while we were out of town. apparently when we are gone the cats go into our bedroom at night and howl pathetically
February 17, 2026 at 1:24 AM
a friend’s smoke detector keeps going off at random so they camped in our living room while we were out of town. apparently when we are gone the cats go into our bedroom at night and howl pathetically
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February 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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thank you, algorithm
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
thank you, algorithm
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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
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Reminder that pretty much every author you know has (verifiably!) had their work stolen to train on.
I don't write like AI, AI fucking tries to write like me.
I don't write like AI, AI fucking tries to write like me.
Just because I keep seeing those "I checked this piece and it's written by AI" - this is an old article of mine, before AI was available. So could we not?
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Reminder that pretty much every author you know has (verifiably!) had their work stolen to train on.
I don't write like AI, AI fucking tries to write like me.
I don't write like AI, AI fucking tries to write like me.
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What are the names that give you a fate? A young woman who gets pregnant to spite her father in a Medieval song is named Janet. A young woman who's Perfect and Accomplished but Beset By Difficulties in a Regency romance is Jane. (Jane Eyre wasn't hot, but her author wasn't named Jane lol)
February 16, 2026 at 9:03 AM
What are the names that give you a fate? A young woman who gets pregnant to spite her father in a Medieval song is named Janet. A young woman who's Perfect and Accomplished but Beset By Difficulties in a Regency romance is Jane. (Jane Eyre wasn't hot, but her author wasn't named Jane lol)
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
Absolutely bodying myself because APPARENTLY THE LADY FROM FAIRPORT CONVENTION SANG THE B-PART WHEN THEY TOURED TOGETHER, I AM NEVER BEATING THE RENFAIRE MUSIC ALLEGATIONS!!!!!
My guitar teacher keeps describing the folk music I like as "renfaire music," so I looked up a LotR filk song I grew up with and now I'm really excited to play it on the acoustic guitar, with my own voice accompanying.
![Guitar chords for the first voiced section of "The Battle of Evermore" by Led Zeppelin. There are lots of A, G, and C chords. The lyrics read:
The Queen of Light took her bow, and then she turned to go.
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone.
Oh, dance in the dark of night. Sing to the morning light.
The Dark Lord rides in force tonight and time will tell us all.
Oh, throw down your plow and hoe. Rest not to lock your homes.
Side by side, [this part is covered by the 'open in app' button] -ight of the darkest of them all.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2ca7f4m5dsfiws3edvvi5vzi/bafkreialnszvohosunwtrorcu6bff5hxeglzgdyrph35hzkt5nl4sfvosq@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Absolutely bodying myself because APPARENTLY THE LADY FROM FAIRPORT CONVENTION SANG THE B-PART WHEN THEY TOURED TOGETHER, I AM NEVER BEATING THE RENFAIRE MUSIC ALLEGATIONS!!!!!
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Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)
February 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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'Island Lake, California' - an aerial embroidery commission from last September I haven't shared yet! The right hand side was a nightmare at times, very busy with textures and elements and odd shapes. I hope it came out effective though? I don't have much experience in rocky landscapes :)
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
'Island Lake, California' - an aerial embroidery commission from last September I haven't shared yet! The right hand side was a nightmare at times, very busy with textures and elements and odd shapes. I hope it came out effective though? I don't have much experience in rocky landscapes :)
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Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.
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American sports rivalries are nice and all, but India is about to play Pakistan in a world cup cricket match and the loser is probably going to try and start a war with the winner for the next 3 days so there's that
February 15, 2026 at 10:15 AM
American sports rivalries are nice and all, but India is about to play Pakistan in a world cup cricket match and the loser is probably going to try and start a war with the winner for the next 3 days so there's that
Lrp for my money, I think a lot of the issue is that some people look like they know what elastic is and would like to go back to wearing it. As they said in the Chronicles of Crestomanci: they don't look dressed; they look dressed up. An actor has to look like they're in THEIR clothes.
February 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Lrp for my money, I think a lot of the issue is that some people look like they know what elastic is and would like to go back to wearing it. As they said in the Chronicles of Crestomanci: they don't look dressed; they look dressed up. An actor has to look like they're in THEIR clothes.
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There are some actors you just can't buy in period dramas. People say it's coz of botox and veneers etc but I think it's because some people just look like they know what a Twix is. Once you've seen it you can't un-see it.
March 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There are some actors you just can't buy in period dramas. People say it's coz of botox and veneers etc but I think it's because some people just look like they know what a Twix is. Once you've seen it you can't un-see it.
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who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”
March 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”
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I am ABSOLUTELY reading this as HARD PROOF that Romans farmed ichthyosaurs.
It is fact now. Sorry.
It is fact now. Sorry.
Ichthyosaur snout and Roman farm found in bypass dig. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ichthyosaur snout and Roman farm found in Melton bypass digs
Archaeological digs unearth a rich seam of discoveries dating back to prehistory.
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February 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I am ABSOLUTELY reading this as HARD PROOF that Romans farmed ichthyosaurs.
It is fact now. Sorry.
It is fact now. Sorry.
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Turns out firebombing a walmart IS effective but the only people with the balls to do it are the winemoms you've been shitting on for the past ten years
Wine moms will be like "Your plan of voting pales in comparison to my plan of firebombing a proposed ICE concentration camp" and then FIREBOMB A PROPOSED ICE CONCENTRATION CAMP.
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Turns out firebombing a walmart IS effective but the only people with the balls to do it are the winemoms you've been shitting on for the past ten years
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the 3 types of commercially viable videogames
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
the 3 types of commercially viable videogames