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Soup season! I'm going to start a pinned thread of Soup Tips and recipes.
Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese
Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.
Grandma's Good Hot Soup:
-1 can French onion soup
-1 russet potato
-baby spinach
-cheese
Dice the potato (1/2 inch). Add to a pot with French onion soup. When potato is soft, add baby spinach. Garnish with cheese.
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The thing I wish people like Carville et al would realize is that you cannot have ‘pure populist economic rage’ if you leave out the ‘woke’ bits. It doesn’t work like that.
It’s weird to me they don’t see this, so let’s see if we can walk it out.
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It’s weird to me they don’t see this, so let’s see if we can walk it out.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The thing I wish people like Carville et al would realize is that you cannot have ‘pure populist economic rage’ if you leave out the ‘woke’ bits. It doesn’t work like that.
It’s weird to me they don’t see this, so let’s see if we can walk it out.
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It’s weird to me they don’t see this, so let’s see if we can walk it out.
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Mass incarceration is an economic issue. Housing discrimination is an economic issue. Healthcare disparities are economic.
The precarity, deindustrialization, and anemic economic access that are driving populist rage hit marginalized communities first—they were the canary in the coal mine.
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The precarity, deindustrialization, and anemic economic access that are driving populist rage hit marginalized communities first—they were the canary in the coal mine.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mass incarceration is an economic issue. Housing discrimination is an economic issue. Healthcare disparities are economic.
The precarity, deindustrialization, and anemic economic access that are driving populist rage hit marginalized communities first—they were the canary in the coal mine.
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The precarity, deindustrialization, and anemic economic access that are driving populist rage hit marginalized communities first—they were the canary in the coal mine.
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We've got the goods!!!! 🤤🤤🤤
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
We've got the goods!!!! 🤤🤤🤤
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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when ao3 won’t let me leave kudos twice:
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
when ao3 won’t let me leave kudos twice:
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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many people feel like they're talking to a real person when they talk to their goldfish. they aren't right, but they're more right than this.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
many people feel like they're talking to a real person when they talk to their goldfish. they aren't right, but they're more right than this.
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oh Americans may not understand this, but a 'magistrate' in the UK is a local volunteer with typically no legal background. But it's ok, they receive about 10 days of training. And now they can send you to jail for two years without a jury!
what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
oh Americans may not understand this, but a 'magistrate' in the UK is a local volunteer with typically no legal background. But it's ok, they receive about 10 days of training. And now they can send you to jail for two years without a jury!
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"Immigration is good, actually" could be a very easy message to land in an environment where Americans increasingly just look at Trump and think "what the fuck is wrong with this guy's whole deal?"
I think immigration makes this country great and I don't care what anyone else thinks.
This is also a place being rhetorically pro-immigration could be good. "I think immigration makes this country great and I don't care what anyone else thinks."
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Immigration is good, actually" could be a very easy message to land in an environment where Americans increasingly just look at Trump and think "what the fuck is wrong with this guy's whole deal?"
Walgreens nasal spray recall! www.wtrf.com/news/41k-bot...
www.wtrf.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Walgreens nasal spray recall! www.wtrf.com/news/41k-bot...
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There are two types of people in the world. People who obsessively wash their hands after touching meat before touching anything else—
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There are two types of people in the world. People who obsessively wash their hands after touching meat before touching anything else—
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
and people’s whose house I won’t eat at.
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Really wild situation here: a celebrated and well-regarded indie dev and publisher is facing shutdown because Valve banned their game from Steam and won't talk to them about it, at all.
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
Unsettling Horror Game Horses Banned From Steam, Leaving Studio With 'High Risk' of Closure - IGN
Indie horror game Horses is preparing to launch on December 2, on the Epic Games Store, GOG, Itch.io, and the Humble Store. But one place it won't be is on Steam, because Steam has banned the game for...
www.ign.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Really wild situation here: a celebrated and well-regarded indie dev and publisher is facing shutdown because Valve banned their game from Steam and won't talk to them about it, at all.
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
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Dumb gaming localization concerns: They censored dialogue about dating an 11 year old or some shit
Actually important gaming localization concerns: They stopped calling the soil "loamy"
Actually important gaming localization concerns: They stopped calling the soil "loamy"
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dumb gaming localization concerns: They censored dialogue about dating an 11 year old or some shit
Actually important gaming localization concerns: They stopped calling the soil "loamy"
Actually important gaming localization concerns: They stopped calling the soil "loamy"
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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Airlines Hiring Anyone Who Looks Good In Crisp Uniform To Offset Pilot Shortage https://theonion.com/airlines-hiring-anyone-who-looks-good-in-crisp-uniform-1849094258/
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Airlines Hiring Anyone Who Looks Good In Crisp Uniform To Offset Pilot Shortage https://theonion.com/airlines-hiring-anyone-who-looks-good-in-crisp-uniform-1849094258/
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
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And some say to relate the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre and the twenty-seven 8-by-10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And some say to relate the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre and the twenty-seven 8-by-10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.
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One must have three sides in addition to the turkey, some say that stuffing is one of the 3 sides, while some say that stuffing is a separate obligation
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
One must have three sides in addition to the turkey, some say that stuffing is one of the 3 sides, while some say that stuffing is a separate obligation
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This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.
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It is asked, what if I didn't watch the game because I argued too long with my uncle? If you argue about the game then you are covered.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It is asked, what if I didn't watch the game because I argued too long with my uncle? If you argue about the game then you are covered.
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What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
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Rav James says to light fireworks as all holidays in the land of America involve Fireworks but our sages say only the Fourth of July and local festivals involve fireworks. Rav Michael says the festival flame is made by deep frying a turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Rav James says to light fireworks as all holidays in the land of America involve Fireworks but our sages say only the Fourth of July and local festivals involve fireworks. Rav Michael says the festival flame is made by deep frying a turkey.
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