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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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bernie @bearnadette.bsky.social · 3d

they should put yakuza substories in silent hill

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 6d

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 6d

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
OCTOBER 09,1947

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER
NANCY: NOW WATCH THAT SECRET DOOR --- HERE COMES THE SNEAKY
BUTLER I TOLD YOU ABOUT... KEEP AN EVE ON THE MAID---
P2- NANCY: --THE DAGGER IS ON THAT SHELF ••• THE WIFE DOESN'T KNOW, BUT A HAND WILL COME THROUGH THAT WINDOW..
P3-NANCY: - - GET READY FOR A SCREAM - --- WATCH THAT CABINET WHEN IT OPENS--- WAIT FOR THAT MOAN FROM THE HALL --

P4- A MAN SITTING BEHIND NANCY AND SLUGGO IS EATING A CANDY BAR, HE IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS

NANCY: QUIET PLEASE
NANCY IS VERY UPSET THAT THE MAN IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS BEEN TALKING DURING THE MOVIE

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Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 7d

Portland 🖤

Sign at a bar says “we love dogs. Noem go home”

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mother dysnomia 🌚 @mamatried.bsky.social · 8d

lol it’s this guy

Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris”

Robert J O’Neill quotes it with

“You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10d

Now I know what you’re thinking: Did they make a video abstract for this important study? Reader,

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DJ (obligatory Spooky Month name change) Tahoe @djtahoe.bsky.social · 13d

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15d

guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 16d

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content

for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive

enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence

YouTube video by New York Daily News

www.youtube.com

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 17d

Pretend to work at McDonald's, and pretend to yell at someone who works at McDonald's. Role reversal can lead to class healing

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krrrrrrk @krrrrrrk.filthandbugs.com · Aug 27

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol
so i made it for him in photoshop
and got carried away

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 17d

pay money to pretend to have a job. how could this fail in today's economy

shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 18d

I LITERALLY TOLD CONOR THIS YESTERDAY! we were waiting in line for the movie and I said we should take the old mall and turn it into a massive wannado city for adults

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 18d

this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 18d

one battle after another is possibly pta's best

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 19d

"Class" dismissed.
@theonion.com

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19d

Early transition Alex still looking like a boy with stubble balances a pill of estradiol on her thumb and asks herself "I wonder what the biggest change on estrogen will be." Alex pops the pill on her tongue. She says "I no longer care for the movies of Quentin Tarantino." A look of passionate sadness comes over her face and she continues "except for Jackie Brown, which I relate to even more."

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 20d

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally.
BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!"

REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony.
Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right.
BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!"

REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution?
Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you.
BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!"

REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun)
BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

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wife said no @thexzav.bsky.social · 21d

Telling my kids this is Kash Patel

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madeline @mads.haus · 22d

Hanna Barbera animator Davis Doi once gifted Lupin III creator Kazuhiko Katō (aka Monkey Punch) this picture of Barney Rubble being startled by Lupin coming out of a Fred Flintstone costume.

Barney Rubble jumps in surprise at Lupin popping out of a Fred Flintstone suit. The note says, "Dear Katch-san, I never thought Lupin would visit Hanna Barbera! It was a thrill to meet you. Best wishes, Davis Doi. P.S. Thank you very much for the laser disc, I loved it!

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rose m. honeyboy @boxofhamsters.bsky.social · 21d

i think if they ever try to bring x files back again they should retire mulder and scully and replace them with kathy lee and hoda

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 21d

it would be awesome if there were hotdogs at any one of Portland's beautiful parks. would love to just stroll through a park while munchin on a dog

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Rylie 🌹 @rylieringtail.bsky.social · 22d

Full testimony here! Not my best as it was all off the dome but nonetheless I enjoyed sharing my perspective as a young furry who loves this city!

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