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effn’ G Bird

effn’ G Bird

@shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social

300 followers 400 following 320 posts

I’m a 7.5. Maybe an 8. 42/NJ/Please Don’t DM me 😎

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effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · May 2

I’m so hungry right now that my idea of S&M is spaghetti and meatballs.

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · 3d

Mauly Maul would be an awesome name for a bear DJ.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3d

Oz(1997-2003)

Screencap from the golden girls of Sophia looking at the blanche Dorothy and rose in a jail cell

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3d

he’d warned that fucker not to play wonderwall

A person in a bear costume has an arm stuck out of the mouth, strumming an acoustic guitar, holding the neck with their other hand.

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · 4d

Alien watching ‘To Catch a Predator.’

“This isn’t helpful!”

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · 10d

1990s: Smashing Pumpkins

Now: “Who’s cleaning this up? It ain’t me.”

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · 15d

It ain’t all bad.

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 22d

Life: I’m out of lemons is Pepsi ok?

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · 18d

They let me out for a little bit

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · 19d

Making a Minecraft creeper cake for 8 (soon to be 9.)

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 23d

Welcome to my home. Good morning! 🩷

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · 24d

What’s a better use of two vacation days?! 😆

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · 24d

Hey west coasters-

Which do you prefer, Lake Tahoe or Big Sur?

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dreadshock @debbshock.blue · Sep 20

dad skeet

a dog blowing a delightful colorful soap bubble out of his butt

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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · Sep 28

My dog when I ask him what he has in his mouth...

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Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social · Sep 26

Select all the photos of traffic lights to proceed to Heaven

-RAPTCHA

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · Sep 27

Too bad your standards aren't as high as your horse

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · Sep 26

Hi, Neighbor

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · Sep 25

I now have more friends from high school on facebook than I had in high school.

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · Sep 24

Rapture? More like crapture.

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · Sep 22

“No Stress!”

More like, “No, stress! “

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · Sep 20

lol thanks 😊

effn’ G Bird @shoeslikecanoes.bsky.social · Sep 20

Alright, let’s hear it 😔

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · Sep 19

asked my 8 yr old what she wants from Santa this year. with no hesitation,"rip away pants"