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Shuri!
@shuriwastaken.bsky.social
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Hi I'm Shuri! I like Hololive and Pathfinder and Big Anime Tiddies and Shitposting Icon by @roysalad.bsky.social
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Hi I'm Shuri!

I enjoy things like:
Vtubers (Ceres Fauna, Cecilia Immergreen)
MegaMan Battle Network
Pathfinder2e
Devil May Cry
Booba
Metroidvanias
Terraria
Honkai Star Rail
Cute Things
Shitposting
And more!

I'm gonna say a lot of stupid weird bullshit here. Please enjoy it.
We good. It will take more than a nationwide outage to stop me.
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Throwback to my spooky Halloween costume. Good luck to all my friends responding to the AWS outage
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this is what digimon evolution lines look like to me
This AWS shit is actually fucking up my job today lmao rip
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Yor Forger Witch! She's ready for Halloween! 🎃
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I never have, never will respect “economists”
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Remember that time some AI bro made a One Piece thing, then told off some guy saying that he could never make something like that, that guy turned out to be a One Piece animator, and the whole Internet laughed at that moron? IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GUY.
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Walmart has decided that Walmart will spend your money for you. Walmart does this for your own good. Praise Walmart.
Walmart has announced it is partnering with OpenAI to launch AI-first shopping — soon you’ll be able to shop at Walmart directly through ChatGPT.

The goal: a smarter, more predictive retail experience that anticipates your needs.
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
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Don't fall for it. They know the tide is turning and are doing what they can to save their own asses. Cops are not your friends. Cops literally have no professional obligation to protect you from harm.
Austin PD's statement was even more explicitly pro-protest, they literally thanked everyone for coming out lol
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they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
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lol
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
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This stunning use of passive voice on "games eventually stop running" by a guy famous in preservation circles for making absolutely certain games are not allowed to run.
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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