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Shuri!
@shuriwastaken.bsky.social
Hi I'm Shuri!
I like Hololive and Pathfinder and Big Anime Tiddies and Shitposting
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Hi I'm Shuri!

I enjoy things like:
Vtubers (Ceres Fauna, Cecilia Immergreen)
MegaMan Battle Network
Pathfinder2e
Devil May Cry
Booba
Metroidvanias
Terraria
Honkai Star Rail
Cute Things
Shitposting
And more!

I'm gonna say a lot of stupid weird bullshit here. Please enjoy it.
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December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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There is an entire page on the muppet wiki about how much gonzo wants to fuck chickens
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Holidays with Pekomama
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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when you pick up the bomb powerup and all of the other riders are bunched up trying to defeat dyna blade
kirby is driving a car with a steering wheel in his hand .
Alt: kirby is driving a car with a steering wheel in his hand with a malicious look
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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they just nerfed your boss fight dude. yep they gave you more startup on your attack. all the people who beat you pre-nerf are gonna boast about it. sorry man.
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Dril predicting the state of T4T lesbianism in the 2020's
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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goddamn we need to wind back the clock on gambling
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Netflix executive Ted Sarandos is quickly showing he means business by cancelling the highly anticipated Coyote vs. Acme a second time.
paletteswap.site/dif...
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The pink fairy armadillo (Chlamyphorus truncatus) is just this little guy.

The smallest of the armadillo family, they live in the deserts of Argentina, burrowing through dry sand with giant paws, almost as fast as a fish can swim.

The armor is greatly reduced, but the pink fairy has THICK FUR.
August 6, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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"I asked ChatGPT"

"I asked Grok"

Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
August 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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The NYT photo desk FTW.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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NEW info on shipwreck attack. It gets worse.

The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.

"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"

Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."

1/
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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The specific example he gives in here is so funny. Like, couldn't have picked a more self defeating example than photoshop, the piece of software where its users are extremely vocal about literally preferring the version from a decade ago lmao
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Asuna
September 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM