Simmie
@simmiesays.bsky.social
Southern belle in the big city
Foodie
Travels
Book worm
Fitness enthusiast
Foodie
Travels
Book worm
Fitness enthusiast
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I know as a culture we like to make jokes but I’m not feeling the Diddy jokes. Nothing about anything that man did was funny or joke worthy.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I know as a culture we like to make jokes but I’m not feeling the Diddy jokes. Nothing about anything that man did was funny or joke worthy.
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This applies to the style of “flirting” yall like to do on here.
“If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here.
You’re 36. And probably married. Please.
“If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here.
You’re 36. And probably married. Please.
And also
We (meaning y'all) should leave negging as a flirtation style in 2025.
It's not cute, and it shouldn't be effective.
We (meaning y'all) should leave negging as a flirtation style in 2025.
It's not cute, and it shouldn't be effective.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This applies to the style of “flirting” yall like to do on here.
“If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here.
You’re 36. And probably married. Please.
“If she’s short and wears glasses, she’s stressful.” And all that other shit yall do to rage bait/engagement farm the women on here.
You’re 36. And probably married. Please.
I slammed my finger in a car door a few weeks ago and now I’m just looking at all the nail inspo online with envy. I can’t get mine done again until March/April because my nail plate is damaged 😢
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I slammed my finger in a car door a few weeks ago and now I’m just looking at all the nail inspo online with envy. I can’t get mine done again until March/April because my nail plate is damaged 😢
My latest fixation has been Ezekiel bread toast with almond butter so I’ll be eating this every single day for the next six months.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My latest fixation has been Ezekiel bread toast with almond butter so I’ll be eating this every single day for the next six months.
I always had a hunch he did it but now I’m convinced.
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I always had a hunch he did it but now I’m convinced.
Diddy killed Tupac and Biggie cause he wanted to be their besties and everybody just sitting around acting like everything is hunky-dory?!
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Diddy killed Tupac and Biggie cause he wanted to be their besties and everybody just sitting around acting like everything is hunky-dory?!
I’ve been watching All’s Fair on Hulu and I love how unserious the script and wardrobe is. Very much giving Tyler Perry with better wigs and I can dig it! It’s ok to be a silly goose sometimes 🤪 not every show needs to be good to enjoy it
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’ve been watching All’s Fair on Hulu and I love how unserious the script and wardrobe is. Very much giving Tyler Perry with better wigs and I can dig it! It’s ok to be a silly goose sometimes 🤪 not every show needs to be good to enjoy it
It’s also a good site to use to make sure your elected officials are doing right by you.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s also a good site to use to make sure your elected officials are doing right by you.
If you want to find out if your favorite store was playing in your face on Black Friday,use The Wayback Machine website. They are a non profit that archives webpages and urls so you can go back and check what they posted on a specific date even if they changed it. support your local non profits.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you want to find out if your favorite store was playing in your face on Black Friday,use The Wayback Machine website. They are a non profit that archives webpages and urls so you can go back and check what they posted on a specific date even if they changed it. support your local non profits.
Playa bowls should keep their Avalanche bowl year round. I hate that it’s only seasonal.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Playa bowls should keep their Avalanche bowl year round. I hate that it’s only seasonal.
I’m up now (with no alarm) maybe this is a sign I should start cooking
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I’m up now (with no alarm) maybe this is a sign I should start cooking
He’s 6’3 and 230. He’s absolutely eating both of those lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
He’s 6’3 and 230. He’s absolutely eating both of those lol
My husband requested shrimp poboys the day before Thanksgiving. Feeding him is my love language.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My husband requested shrimp poboys the day before Thanksgiving. Feeding him is my love language.
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
I’m going into Wegmans the day before Thanksgiving. This is gonna be exciting!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’m going into Wegmans the day before Thanksgiving. This is gonna be exciting!!!!!
I’m a book girlie and I was chatting it up with a librarian yesterday. Y’all know people be having sex in the library bathrooms??????
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’m a book girlie and I was chatting it up with a librarian yesterday. Y’all know people be having sex in the library bathrooms??????
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People keep making kids with BIG BOOTY WOMEN and having BIGG BOOTY SONS.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
People keep making kids with BIG BOOTY WOMEN and having BIGG BOOTY SONS.
My grandparents had pecan trees and me and my brother were the youngest grandkids so we always got stuck picking and cracking them. I was convinced that’s exactly what jail felt like.
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My grandparents had pecan trees and me and my brother were the youngest grandkids so we always got stuck picking and cracking them. I was convinced that’s exactly what jail felt like.
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Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
Today is gonna be a good MF day!
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today is gonna be a good MF day!
I’m going to learn to play ice skate this winter. Idc how old I am.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m going to learn to play ice skate this winter. Idc how old I am.
I did a trial run of a Mac and cheese recipe yesterday that I found online. I’m glad I did it ahead of time. That shit came out horrible! To be fair I did leave the velveeta out cause I know people are weird about it sometimes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I did a trial run of a Mac and cheese recipe yesterday that I found online. I’m glad I did it ahead of time. That shit came out horrible! To be fair I did leave the velveeta out cause I know people are weird about it sometimes.
Because there’s absolutely no reason a honey bun, sour cream, beef patty and banana peppers should ever be on a plate together.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Because there’s absolutely no reason a honey bun, sour cream, beef patty and banana peppers should ever be on a plate together.
I HATE extreme food videos. So wasteful. I’m sure it gets thrown away once the camera goes off.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I HATE extreme food videos. So wasteful. I’m sure it gets thrown away once the camera goes off.
I didn’t delete social media from my phone for some deep reason. It was cause of that girl who puts sour cream on everything. I blocked her cause I couldn’t stand to watch it. And even after that she would still end up on my feeds cause people stitch the videos. To avoid it I deleted everything lol.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I didn’t delete social media from my phone for some deep reason. It was cause of that girl who puts sour cream on everything. I blocked her cause I couldn’t stand to watch it. And even after that she would still end up on my feeds cause people stitch the videos. To avoid it I deleted everything lol.