Simon Johnson🇺🇦
@simonrjohnson.bsky.social
Risk manager, quant, physicist, Bayesian. I must study politics and war, that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.
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This is beginning to matter. That is encouraging. Corbyn never sued over anti-Semitism allegations. Farage won't either. There is a reason why.
"My most vivid memories of my school life is Farage repeatedly coming up to me, knowing that I was Jewish, saying 'Hitler was right' and 'gas em' and that was frequently followed by imitating the sound of escaping gas."
Peter Ettedgui, ex classmate of Reform UK Leader Nigel Farage.
Peter Ettedgui, ex classmate of Reform UK Leader Nigel Farage.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is beginning to matter. That is encouraging. Corbyn never sued over anti-Semitism allegations. Farage won't either. There is a reason why.
Hoping for "BBC Verify" to actually *verify* things is a bit optimistic IMO
It’s probably true that some (many?) MAGA grifters on Twitter aren’t even from America, but a little bit of caution/scepticism is warranted. takes.jamesomalley.co.uk/p/the-twitte...
The Twitter/X account geolocation feature should be treated with scepticism
And surely BBC Verify should actually... verify... things?
takes.jamesomalley.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hoping for "BBC Verify" to actually *verify* things is a bit optimistic IMO
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You don't hear many people claiming that a particular banned organisation are non violent these days
I'm also not hearing many apologies
I'm also not hearing many apologies
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You don't hear many people claiming that a particular banned organisation are non violent these days
I'm also not hearing many apologies
I'm also not hearing many apologies
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The government’s stated number one goal is growth.
Its actual number one goal is scrabbling together enough money to meet the fiscal rules while trying not to actually make any tough decisions or piss anyone off. It is not very good at that goal, not least because it’s a stupid one.
Its actual number one goal is scrabbling together enough money to meet the fiscal rules while trying not to actually make any tough decisions or piss anyone off. It is not very good at that goal, not least because it’s a stupid one.
If the Government do go ahead with the mooted plan in here to (effectively) remove workplace pensions from salary sacrifice schemes I am genuinely a little in awe of how bad their "growth strategy is."
www.ft.com/content/ca5e...
www.ft.com/content/ca5e...
The four audiences Reeves’ ‘high-wire’ Budget must satisfy
Chancellor needs a lot to go right if she is to somehow reconcile interests of Labour MPs, markets, business and the public
www.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The government’s stated number one goal is growth.
Its actual number one goal is scrabbling together enough money to meet the fiscal rules while trying not to actually make any tough decisions or piss anyone off. It is not very good at that goal, not least because it’s a stupid one.
Its actual number one goal is scrabbling together enough money to meet the fiscal rules while trying not to actually make any tough decisions or piss anyone off. It is not very good at that goal, not least because it’s a stupid one.
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Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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...and when he tried “Do let me go: you do not know who I am, nor what I am”, her response was the magnificent “Who you are I don’t care, but what you are I plainly see”
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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I think that's the biggest lesson I've had from the Social Media Commentariat Politician Journalist Era ... huge numbers of people in British public life are in fact Galaxy Class, three-masted-under-full-sail oceangoing morons.
Out of their depth in a roadside puddle.
Couldn't lace velcro shoes.
Out of their depth in a roadside puddle.
Couldn't lace velcro shoes.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I think that's the biggest lesson I've had from the Social Media Commentariat Politician Journalist Era ... huge numbers of people in British public life are in fact Galaxy Class, three-masted-under-full-sail oceangoing morons.
Out of their depth in a roadside puddle.
Couldn't lace velcro shoes.
Out of their depth in a roadside puddle.
Couldn't lace velcro shoes.
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Properly moving xkcd
xkcd.com/3172/
xkcd.com/3172/
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Properly moving xkcd
xkcd.com/3172/
xkcd.com/3172/
Properly moving xkcd
xkcd.com/3172/
xkcd.com/3172/
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Properly moving xkcd
xkcd.com/3172/
xkcd.com/3172/
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Definitive Stars Wars ranking:
1. Yojimbo
2. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
3. Metropolis
4. Casablanca
5. Spaceballs
1. Yojimbo
2. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
3. Metropolis
4. Casablanca
5. Spaceballs
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Definitive Stars Wars ranking:
1. Yojimbo
2. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
3. Metropolis
4. Casablanca
5. Spaceballs
1. Yojimbo
2. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
3. Metropolis
4. Casablanca
5. Spaceballs
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All I'm saying, mate, is on Thursday you will be driving the burrito taxi and on Friday you're on shift at the sewage plant. As recompense, you'll get some meat in your Monday ration and a shiny glow of having helped everyone else out.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
All I'm saying, mate, is on Thursday you will be driving the burrito taxi and on Friday you're on shift at the sewage plant. As recompense, you'll get some meat in your Monday ration and a shiny glow of having helped everyone else out.
Bloody hell, Le Carré could write
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Bloody hell, Le Carré could write
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Help! this is so confusing
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Help! this is so confusing
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Cryptology boffins’ association to re-run election after losing encryption key needed to count votes
Cryptology boffins’ association to re-run election after losing encryption key needed to count votes
The shoemaker’s children have new friends
The International Association for Cryptologic Research will run a second election for new board members and other officers, after it was unable to complete its first poll due to a lost encryption key.…
dlvr.it
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy and hungry
I’m young, scrappy and hungry
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey yo, I’m just like my country
I’m young, scrappy and hungry
I’m young, scrappy and hungry
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sadly you can't take it as accurate as I've just tried it on accounts where I'm 100% where they are run from, because they're mine and it's wildly inaccurate. At best the code is making poor assumptions, at worst, it's deliberately chaotic disinformation.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
sadly you can't take it as accurate as I've just tried it on accounts where I'm 100% where they are run from, because they're mine and it's wildly inaccurate. At best the code is making poor assumptions, at worst, it's deliberately chaotic disinformation.
Rewatching "The Night Manager". It really is one of the best things thats been on TV in the last decade.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03g14d5
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03g14d5
The Night Manager - Series 1: Episode 1
Drama series based on the John le Carre novel. Attempting to help a well-connected guest, hotel night manager Jonathan Pine is drawn into the world of arms dealer Richard Roper.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Rewatching "The Night Manager". It really is one of the best things thats been on TV in the last decade.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03g14d5
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03g14d5
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the further you get into the epstein emails, the more it feels like global elites were actually kicked in the head by a mule
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the further you get into the epstein emails, the more it feels like global elites were actually kicked in the head by a mule
Ok that's about the most fucking stupid thing I ever heard
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ok that's about the most fucking stupid thing I ever heard
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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
Career [verb]: (especially of a vehicle) to move fast and in a way that is out of control
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Career [verb]: (especially of a vehicle) to move fast and in a way that is out of control
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If this is the public statement then imagine what was being said in private channels. The drafting of this is so careful, the signatures so universal, you don’t have to be a diplomat to read between the lines.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If this is the public statement then imagine what was being said in private channels. The drafting of this is so careful, the signatures so universal, you don’t have to be a diplomat to read between the lines.
