Simon Wheatley
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Coming to you from Manchester, UK. Product person at Pendo. Walker, cook, nerd.
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This is so much fun. On C4 for another 27 days, apparently
Polite Society
(2023) Nida Manzoor's kick-ass martial-arts anti-romcom starring Priya Kansara
www.channel4.com
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This is so much fun. On C4 for another 27 days, apparently
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I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
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I LOVE YOU, YOU LABRADOR THAT GOT CURSED WITH THE WEIGHT OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I LOVE YOU, YOU LABRADOR THAT GOT CURSED WITH THE WEIGHT OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors
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January 24, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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This is it, isn't it? A show about lying and treachery turned out to be about friendship and staying true to a promise.
WHAT a show #TheTraitors
WHAT a show #TheTraitors
Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is looking.
And it doesn’t have a price.
#TheTraitors
And it doesn’t have a price.
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
This is it, isn't it? A show about lying and treachery turned out to be about friendship and staying true to a promise.
WHAT a show #TheTraitors
WHAT a show #TheTraitors
See? Jump suits are in for the lads.
Where do you even buy a mens evening jumpsuit?
January 23, 2026 at 10:32 PM
See? Jump suits are in for the lads.
Lads. Lads. LADS! Jump suits are in!
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Lads. Lads. LADS! Jump suits are in!
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I still don't understand why Music in macOS Tahoe has the control bar -- which also means what's playing -- at the *bottom* of the window.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I still don't understand why Music in macOS Tahoe has the control bar -- which also means what's playing -- at the *bottom* of the window.
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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A source confirms to me that this disturbing letter from Trump to the Norwegian PM is real.
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 AM
A source confirms to me that this disturbing letter from Trump to the Norwegian PM is real.
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Here is something wholesome and wonderful as an antidote to the various shitshows: these dudes are absolute heroes www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Merthyr Tydfil men rescue nine-month-old baby trapped in burning car
Wesley Beynon and Marc Willding are hailed heroes after pulling baby Lilah from the flames.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Here is something wholesome and wonderful as an antidote to the various shitshows: these dudes are absolute heroes www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Can someone explain all the Charles De Gaulle comments, please? They’re sailing over my ignorant head.
January 18, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Can someone explain all the Charles De Gaulle comments, please? They’re sailing over my ignorant head.
Heading in the right direction.
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Heading in the right direction.
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
Can’t stop calling each other a “useless sack of dust” in this house.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Can’t stop calling each other a “useless sack of dust” in this house.
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We need a properly designed and governed national identifier, as foundational, universal, publicly owned digital infrastructure for the UK. Not a 'card' or 'ID' but public infrastructure with associated rights of citizen access and quality.
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
We need a properly designed and governed national identifier, as foundational, universal, publicly owned digital infrastructure for the UK. Not a 'card' or 'ID' but public infrastructure with associated rights of citizen access and quality.
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Stephen’s jumpsuit 😮
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Stephen’s jumpsuit 😮
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Weirdly strong "Madonna's turned up at my nan's front door again" energy to that image, too.
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Weirdly strong "Madonna's turned up at my nan's front door again" energy to that image, too.
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The UK National Health Service has very clear information on all major medical conditions.
It is browsable by all
Never EVER rely on an LLM for health advice
www.nhs.uk/conditions/
It is browsable by all
Never EVER rely on an LLM for health advice
www.nhs.uk/conditions/
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
The UK National Health Service has very clear information on all major medical conditions.
It is browsable by all
Never EVER rely on an LLM for health advice
www.nhs.uk/conditions/
It is browsable by all
Never EVER rely on an LLM for health advice
www.nhs.uk/conditions/
Duke Ellington & John Coltrane. Happily ending the weekend on a high note.
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Duke Ellington & John Coltrane. Happily ending the weekend on a high note.
OMGOMG THE TRAITORS
January 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
OMGOMG THE TRAITORS