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SJPK
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Jacklyn of many trades and interests, master of none. Introverted, but not with dogs. Walking the fine line between being sane and being informed.

Columbus, Ohio
Pinned
Never trust a president who doesn’t have a dog. Should have been everyone’s first clue.
a brown dog with a red collar is laying on a couch
ALT: a brown dog with a red collar is laying on a couch
media.tenor.com
It’s better for the resistance. Happy New Year everyone 🎆
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I hate being asked about my accomplishments for the past year. Dude, I survived it. Isn’t that enough?
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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JUST IN: AG Pam Bondi deletes a post touting a chart as proof of the Trump administration's success in reducing drug overdoses—after being informed the data actually reflected the *Biden* administration’s record.
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I bet I would floss more with this.
A special kind of floss that can deliver proteins and inactive viruses, priming the body against foreign invaders.

The unusual vaccination strategy shows promise in mice, and the public seems intrigued as well, making this one of our most popular stories of the year: https://scim.ag/4jl9F1w
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
She let me cover her 🥹 Cozy cat 🐈‍⬛ #caturday
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I know a partridge in a pear tree seems like a weird gift nowadays. But have you seen a partridge? Goodness 🥹

And a pear tree is just practical.

Personally, I’d welcome a partridge in a pear tree.
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Let Earth receive her King 🌟
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Great job, Westerville 👏🏻
A shout-out to Minneapolis, New Orleans, Cortlandt Manor, Little Rock, and Westerville. Incredible work this weekend. Tomorrow, there will be even more of us.
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Maybe I’m an ol’ fuddy duddy snowflake, but I hate this movie and the fact people use an electrocuted cat as holiday decor. “Happy Holidays! Look at this dead cat! I’m spreading cheer! And I’m hilarious!”

Hot take: it’s the WORST holiday movie in general anyway. I said what I said.
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Trump Dismisses Trump As A Distraction
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Maybe I’m just not a fan girl, but when I see/hear people defending famous billionaires and multi-millionaires, my head just spins. When did humans become such sheep?
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
RIP Rob Reiner. Absolutely tragic.
a close up of a man 's face with the words inconceivable written on it .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words inconceivable written on it from the movie: The Princess Bride.
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Is the improvement in the room with us??
"Every economic metric is so SUPER good that we are keeping the jobs, GDP, and inflation numbers from you! You're welcome!" #ProfessionalLiars
Leavitt lies: "Every economic metric does in fact show that the economy is improving"
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My new garden flag 🍁💅🏻
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Trump and his Administration are targeting me because I said something they didn’t like — but here’s the thing: I won’t be intimidated into silence. I’ve overcome challenges a lot tougher than Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
All this pig talk. I hate that “pig” is considered an insult.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When the washer is broke and the repair company isn’t coming for 5 days.
a person is standing next to a pile of clothes .
Alt: A person is standing next to a giant pile of clothes.
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This, combined with all the money I get from protesting … I’m going shopping for a yacht 💅🏻👑
President Trump announces $2,000 checks for Americans from tariff revenue
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that he will give a $2,000 check to every American, which will come from the tariff revenue collected.
abc6onyourside.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Man, I love fall. And white weddings.
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hera: just keep petting me, k?
Me: what do I get out of this?
Hera: you get to hold my cute little murder mitten.
Me: DEAL.
#caturday
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Saw a post the other day that said something along the lines of “people with six teeth really be defending people with six yachts.” And yeah. Someone explain it to me like I’m five.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM