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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 16h

You need to get lucky every time, the edibles only needs to get lucky once.

Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 16h

You won't be so lucky next time.

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 2d

Move them to the sides so they can stare at each other

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 2d

But what if you instead had one of each?

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 3d

I have two foreskins and they glow like a dying sun when I touch lego bricks.

Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 3d

On principle I disagree with calling them any more pointless than a non-licensed TTRPG, but I do think a lot of effort needs to be put in to make the unique aspects of a setting come through in the rules, and I think a lot of them fail at doing that.

Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 3d

Ultimately they're just there to make sure you know what's what and where it is on the map.
Whether you use minis, cardboard cutouts, dice, coins, or cheap plastic animal figures, as long as they serve that function, they're totally good.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 4d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Beam @skeletonbeam.bsky.social · 5d

He loves green medicine

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Gundam Hathaway's Strongest Soldier @no1janembafan.bsky.social · 5d

"oh egads, my gamebook is ruined! ...but what if I were to purchase 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons, and disguise it as my own ruleset? ohohohoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!"