Keith Avery
@slabgorb.com
I do things with my mind such as art, writing software, and crushing my own vertebrae
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums)
If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
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Art by Iranian cartoonist Mana Neyestami | www.instagram.com/neyestanimana
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Art by Iranian cartoonist Mana Neyestami | www.instagram.com/neyestanimana
New iOS interface sucks
That is all
That is all
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
New iOS interface sucks
That is all
That is all
random 3 am thought
The eponymous character in The Princess Bride is also the least fleshed out one in the movie
And I bet it fails the Bechtel test
The eponymous character in The Princess Bride is also the least fleshed out one in the movie
And I bet it fails the Bechtel test
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 AM
random 3 am thought
The eponymous character in The Princess Bride is also the least fleshed out one in the movie
And I bet it fails the Bechtel test
The eponymous character in The Princess Bride is also the least fleshed out one in the movie
And I bet it fails the Bechtel test
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Hey Chuck, I know the Baileys. They are solidly on board with abolishing ICE at this point. Eileen is driving her friend Luisa's mom to chemo and calls me up to say she's just aghast at how scared she is.
February 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Hey Chuck, I know the Baileys. They are solidly on board with abolishing ICE at this point. Eileen is driving her friend Luisa's mom to chemo and calls me up to say she's just aghast at how scared she is.
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Jack Schlossberg sent me a text asking for money. You know what? I am a liberal from Massachusetts, and I am so fucking done with the Kennedys. They can all go fuck off into the sun at this point
January 31, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Jack Schlossberg sent me a text asking for money. You know what? I am a liberal from Massachusetts, and I am so fucking done with the Kennedys. They can all go fuck off into the sun at this point
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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uhh. can you hang on a bit, I don't know where to find that and also this computer doesn't have a CD-ROM drive
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 AM
uhh. can you hang on a bit, I don't know where to find that and also this computer doesn't have a CD-ROM drive
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 AM
As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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Uh huh this is why I was out there last year
In a remarkable court filing, DOJ also revealed that DOGE employees traded Social Security data on an unapproved third party server — Cloudflare — and may have sent private SSA info to a top DOGE adviser. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Uh huh this is why I was out there last year
I loved this so much because I used to go from NYC to DC every other weekend for five years on MegaBus, BestBus, *Random Chinatown Bus* and so I know the trip, the smell, the experience, port authority, upstairs at union, AND the local geography
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I loved this so much because I used to go from NYC to DC every other weekend for five years on MegaBus, BestBus, *Random Chinatown Bus* and so I know the trip, the smell, the experience, port authority, upstairs at union, AND the local geography
Just reflecting on the wild history of Minneapolis over the last 8 or so years
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Just reflecting on the wild history of Minneapolis over the last 8 or so years
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You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.
• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.
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did something happen
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
did something happen
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I think we can all agree that everything turned to shit after David Bowie died.
#BowieForever
#BowieForever
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I think we can all agree that everything turned to shit after David Bowie died.
#BowieForever
#BowieForever
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ON LEARNING TO DISSECT FETAL PIGS
By Renee Nicole Macklin Good
i want back my rocking chairs,
solipsist sunsets,
& coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of
cockroaches.
i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores
By Renee Nicole Macklin Good
i want back my rocking chairs,
solipsist sunsets,
& coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of
cockroaches.
i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
ON LEARNING TO DISSECT FETAL PIGS
By Renee Nicole Macklin Good
i want back my rocking chairs,
solipsist sunsets,
& coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of
cockroaches.
i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores
By Renee Nicole Macklin Good
i want back my rocking chairs,
solipsist sunsets,
& coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of
cockroaches.
i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores
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We remember. We will never forget.
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
We remember. We will never forget.