Sloon MacBungus
@sloonmacbungus.bsky.social
interdimensional diarrhea consultant
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"Under penalty of perjury, a witness told the FBI back in 2016 that they had “personally witnessed” President Donald Trump threaten to “disappear” a girl and have her entire family killed, according to a document released by the Justice Department on Friday."
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Witness told FBI Trump threatened to ‘disappear’ girl and have her ‘whole family killed’
Under penalty of perjury, a witness told the FBI back in 2016 that they had “personally witnessed” President Donald Trump threaten to “disappear” a girl and have her entire family killed, according to...
www.rawstory.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
"Under penalty of perjury, a witness told the FBI back in 2016 that they had “personally witnessed” President Donald Trump threaten to “disappear” a girl and have her entire family killed, according to a document released by the Justice Department on Friday."
www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...
www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...
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Following some recent upheaval, CBS News is thrilled to announce our newest team member, Twitch streamer and Reichmarshall of "No Nut Nation," the Heritage Foundation's youngest fellow Peabis Breviary.
February 1, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Following some recent upheaval, CBS News is thrilled to announce our newest team member, Twitch streamer and Reichmarshall of "No Nut Nation," the Heritage Foundation's youngest fellow Peabis Breviary.
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Statement from Portland, OR, Mayor Keith Wilson following today's unprovoked attack by ICE on peaceful protesters.
The image is an excerpt. The full letter is available at www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...
The image is an excerpt. The full letter is available at www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Statement from Portland, OR, Mayor Keith Wilson following today's unprovoked attack by ICE on peaceful protesters.
The image is an excerpt. The full letter is available at www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...
The image is an excerpt. The full letter is available at www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...
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Trump is slaughtering Americans to distract from the fact that he raped children.
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Trump is slaughtering Americans to distract from the fact that he raped children.
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He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 PM
He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
At least I know I will probably die of alcoholism due to having to numb the pain from watching transcendently stupid people who are somehow in charge of everything ruin centuries of progress with the same retarded indifference as a cow chewing cud
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
At least I know I will probably die of alcoholism due to having to numb the pain from watching transcendently stupid people who are somehow in charge of everything ruin centuries of progress with the same retarded indifference as a cow chewing cud
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This judge does the thing quoting the Declaration of Independence at the Trump regime then adds for good measure: "Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power & the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds & are bereft of human decency."
Order to release Adrian and Liam Arias is a real barn burner storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This judge does the thing quoting the Declaration of Independence at the Trump regime then adds for good measure: "Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power & the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds & are bereft of human decency."
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Don’t forget about the folks in the files that were dropped, but then 20 minutes later pulled back… Like this one
January 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Don’t forget about the folks in the files that were dropped, but then 20 minutes later pulled back… Like this one
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If shit like this is still in there, then I can only imagine what’s been taken out:
“I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present,” reads one of the files, compiled from an FBI tip line record.
www.jezebel.com/doj-drops-mi...
www.jezebel.com/doj-drops-mi...
DOJ Drops Millions of Epstein Files, Then Briefly Pulls 1 Listing Sexual Abuse Allegations Against Trump
“I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present,” reads one of the files, compiled from an FBI tip line record.
www.jezebel.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
If shit like this is still in there, then I can only imagine what’s been taken out:
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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ah the two genders of Bluesky
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
ah the two genders of Bluesky
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Everyone should understand what’s on display in Minneapolis: A bunch of insecure, frightened man-babies modeling the absolute worst version of masculinity, facing off against people displaying genuine courage.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/the-tiny-t...
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/the-tiny-t...
The Tiny, Terrified Men of the Trump Administration
Disaffected young men uncertain about their masculinity should pay close attention.
paulwaldman.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Everyone should understand what’s on display in Minneapolis: A bunch of insecure, frightened man-babies modeling the absolute worst version of masculinity, facing off against people displaying genuine courage.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/the-tiny-t...
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/the-tiny-t...
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DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
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i think this is exactly right. fascism is the Death Drive as ideology. it's why the catastrophic end of the Nazi Party does not deter people from worshipping Nazis. that the Nazis destroyed Germany along with the rest of Europe is part of the appeal.
January 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
i think this is exactly right. fascism is the Death Drive as ideology. it's why the catastrophic end of the Nazi Party does not deter people from worshipping Nazis. that the Nazis destroyed Germany along with the rest of Europe is part of the appeal.
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outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
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National politics is no longer a safe job. If you're not willing to literally pledge your life, your fortune or your sacred honor, do us all a favor and don't run for federal office.
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
National politics is no longer a safe job. If you're not willing to literally pledge your life, your fortune or your sacred honor, do us all a favor and don't run for federal office.
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
If you have a million identity signifiers in your profile description and a weird follower to following ratio please just like do engagement spam with somebody else, I don't do the follow for follow bullshit
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
If you have a million identity signifiers in your profile description and a weird follower to following ratio please just like do engagement spam with somebody else, I don't do the follow for follow bullshit
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A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 AM
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
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If I were the mayor or council of Los Angeles, I would simply fire the police chief and hire someone willing to enforce the law
LAPD Chief announces they will not be enforcing the mask ban on ICE goons (1/29/26)
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If I were the mayor or council of Los Angeles, I would simply fire the police chief and hire someone willing to enforce the law
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This is the way:
NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans
www.nj.com/politics/202...
NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans
www.nj.com/politics/202...
N.J. governor wants residents to record ICE agents, upload videos to new state database
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out," New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill said as the state plans to launch an online portal.
www.nj.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
This is the way:
NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans
www.nj.com/politics/202...
NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans
www.nj.com/politics/202...
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“To the administration and the perpetrators responsible, you have awakened the most overworked, abused, under-appreciated, and organized workforce…”
-San Diego vigil for Alex Pretti organized by VA nurses
-San Diego vigil for Alex Pretti organized by VA nurses
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 AM
“To the administration and the perpetrators responsible, you have awakened the most overworked, abused, under-appreciated, and organized workforce…”
-San Diego vigil for Alex Pretti organized by VA nurses
-San Diego vigil for Alex Pretti organized by VA nurses