Smitty 🍉
@smittyisknitting.bsky.social
Shitposting and knitposting. TTRPG player. My blog, Smitty is Knitting: https://smittyisknitting.blog/
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Smitty 🍉
@smittyisknitting.bsky.social
· Jul 17
Smitty is Knitting
Knit posts and shitposts from a former yarn industry bat
smittyisknitting.blog
Hi! I blog about yarn crafts and how it connects to culture and art. And I don’t keep politics out of my #knitting. smittyisknitting.blog
Hey i don’t necessarily want to be marketed to more effectively, but i need ad writers to know i have never wanted anything because it’s supposedly “viral”.
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hey i don’t necessarily want to be marketed to more effectively, but i need ad writers to know i have never wanted anything because it’s supposedly “viral”.
I want to see #Keeper real bad and here’s my prediction: I think it’s a Bluebeard Wives situation where women keep getting collected to care for a mutant insect/human hybrid nest
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I want to see #Keeper real bad and here’s my prediction: I think it’s a Bluebeard Wives situation where women keep getting collected to care for a mutant insect/human hybrid nest
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Say what you will about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney
That’s a spicy base-ah-ball-ah
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That’s a spicy base-ah-ball-ah
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great job, everyone, we did it again
I know god isn’t real because no one’s getting smote like they should
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I know god isn’t real because no one’s getting smote like they should
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Love living in an age when I can say “it’s funny because the pope is a white Sox fan”
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Love living in an age when I can say “it’s funny because the pope is a white Sox fan”
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A 16-year-old student was swarmed by police after an AI system mistook a bag of Doritos for a gun in Baltimore.
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October 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
A 16-year-old student was swarmed by police after an AI system mistook a bag of Doritos for a gun in Baltimore.
www.wmar2news.com/news/region/...?
www.wmar2news.com/news/region/...?
Once again thinking about how Bono said the IRA was after him, a claim that so absurdly inflated his importance that it made Gerry Adams, who has spent his entire political career denying he was a RA leader, say “we didn’t do that did we?”
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Once again thinking about how Bono said the IRA was after him, a claim that so absurdly inflated his importance that it made Gerry Adams, who has spent his entire political career denying he was a RA leader, say “we didn’t do that did we?”
Thank you to the louvre thieves, we were overdue for a daring heist by brazen rogues
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Thank you to the louvre thieves, we were overdue for a daring heist by brazen rogues
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rest in power miss major. this is what it means to constantly be negotiating your existence!
"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you."
- Miss Major, 2023 💔
- Miss Major, 2023 💔
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
rest in power miss major. this is what it means to constantly be negotiating your existence!
Pulled the “if you keep talking over me I’ll mark everyone here as absent” lever in class today
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Pulled the “if you keep talking over me I’ll mark everyone here as absent” lever in class today
I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary but one time my niece called me “uncle” and that felt right
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m not sure if I’m nonbinary but one time my niece called me “uncle” and that felt right
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Happy #wipwednesday my dudes. today's post is about my progress on my harlequin sweater project, and how I'm managing a dozen balls of #yarn at once. #knitting #knitsky
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WIP Wednesday: Diamonds are a girl’s biggest mess
Yarn management final boss In my last post I described my plans for a sweater inspired by Harlequin costumes and Venice, and how I finally found the perfect pattern in a 37-year-old issue of Vogue …
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October 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Happy #wipwednesday my dudes. today's post is about my progress on my harlequin sweater project, and how I'm managing a dozen balls of #yarn at once. #knitting #knitsky
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I sat down with my ai-using students to see why they’re using it and so far, I’ve learned that they don’t have trust in their own writing skills, they want to be perfect, and they don’t want to be judged.
October 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I sat down with my ai-using students to see why they’re using it and so far, I’ve learned that they don’t have trust in their own writing skills, they want to be perfect, and they don’t want to be judged.
Read another ai-generated assignment from a student and I’m so absolutely staked to the ground by rage that I fear the day is lost
October 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Read another ai-generated assignment from a student and I’m so absolutely staked to the ground by rage that I fear the day is lost
I’m really loving #taskmaster but I wonder why they hired the same guy who edits Slipknot videos to edit TM’s stingers
October 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m really loving #taskmaster but I wonder why they hired the same guy who edits Slipknot videos to edit TM’s stingers
Errands ruined because I’m a stupid dummy shithead poopbrain for assuming an office would keep regular office hours
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Errands ruined because I’m a stupid dummy shithead poopbrain for assuming an office would keep regular office hours
Tried playing napalm death in class this morning to wake my students up. Didn’t work.
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Tried playing napalm death in class this morning to wake my students up. Didn’t work.
What scheming goddamn mastermind perfectly placed an ice cream truck directly in my path from my job to the bus stop. Yes I got a strawberry sundae. Hot as shit out there.
September 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
What scheming goddamn mastermind perfectly placed an ice cream truck directly in my path from my job to the bus stop. Yes I got a strawberry sundae. Hot as shit out there.
The “you can’t joke about anything these days” crowd have finally shut the fuck up at the worst possible time
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The “you can’t joke about anything these days” crowd have finally shut the fuck up at the worst possible time
I want to carry a water bottle and stay hydrated on the days I work, but my access to bathrooms is severely limited throughout the day. Dessication it is.
September 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I want to carry a water bottle and stay hydrated on the days I work, but my access to bathrooms is severely limited throughout the day. Dessication it is.