Snarky Robot
@snarkyrobot.bsky.social
Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.
Asymmetric in training.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.
Asymmetric in training.
Football teams should be allowed to utilize Mission Impossible masks to surreptitiously replace one player on the opposing offense either before the game begins or at halftime. If they successfully sack the quarterback, it is an immediate turnover.
Yes I want a REAL quarterback spy let me have this
Yes I want a REAL quarterback spy let me have this
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Football teams should be allowed to utilize Mission Impossible masks to surreptitiously replace one player on the opposing offense either before the game begins or at halftime. If they successfully sack the quarterback, it is an immediate turnover.
Yes I want a REAL quarterback spy let me have this
Yes I want a REAL quarterback spy let me have this
What’s most amazing to me is that Ryan Lizza may actually looks at his actions and think that he looks better than her at this point. What he’s revealed about her thus far is gross and possibly illegal…but depending on when HE knew, he’s just as complicit.
And yeah, sure feels like he spied on her.
And yeah, sure feels like he spied on her.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What’s most amazing to me is that Ryan Lizza may actually looks at his actions and think that he looks better than her at this point. What he’s revealed about her thus far is gross and possibly illegal…but depending on when HE knew, he’s just as complicit.
And yeah, sure feels like he spied on her.
And yeah, sure feels like he spied on her.
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
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So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
I’m seeing a whole lotta people talk a whole lotta shit about pie or cheesecake or whatever. And I’m gonna be honest with you: most of you are doing it the right way.
There are some dumb ass opinions flying. There’s some clear bait. But most of y’all doing okay matching up the level of aggression.
There are some dumb ass opinions flying. There’s some clear bait. But most of y’all doing okay matching up the level of aggression.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m seeing a whole lotta people talk a whole lotta shit about pie or cheesecake or whatever. And I’m gonna be honest with you: most of you are doing it the right way.
There are some dumb ass opinions flying. There’s some clear bait. But most of y’all doing okay matching up the level of aggression.
There are some dumb ass opinions flying. There’s some clear bait. But most of y’all doing okay matching up the level of aggression.
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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Things almost every culture has in common:
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Things almost every culture has in common:
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
Aside from the impossibility of the notion, the idea of a portable device that simply shows every idiot on the planet whatever pixels they want to see and Mae’s them hear whatever sounds they want to hear should terrify people, not make them very excited. This is describing horror.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Aside from the impossibility of the notion, the idea of a portable device that simply shows every idiot on the planet whatever pixels they want to see and Mae’s them hear whatever sounds they want to hear should terrify people, not make them very excited. This is describing horror.
Somewhere, someone who could be watching the Dallas/Eagles game has been glued to Falcons/Saints.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Somewhere, someone who could be watching the Dallas/Eagles game has been glued to Falcons/Saints.
The majority of my starters were hurt today. The D and kicker I picked up on a whim yesterday put up 34 points combined.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The majority of my starters were hurt today. The D and kicker I picked up on a whim yesterday put up 34 points combined.
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Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
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me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
me waking up and opening this app
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
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Incredible news day for Magic the Gathering players
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Incredible news day for Magic the Gathering players
Man, it sure looks like Wilson gets right off his skates and goes elbow to face intentionally. The amazing and terrible thing about him is that he could remove that aspect of his game entirely and still be an incredibly good player.
I don’t know if it’s suspension-worthy but dude has a history.
I don’t know if it’s suspension-worthy but dude has a history.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Man, it sure looks like Wilson gets right off his skates and goes elbow to face intentionally. The amazing and terrible thing about him is that he could remove that aspect of his game entirely and still be an incredibly good player.
I don’t know if it’s suspension-worthy but dude has a history.
I don’t know if it’s suspension-worthy but dude has a history.
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Touching Shedeur Sanders tribute from Josh Allen
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Touching Shedeur Sanders tribute from Josh Allen
Going through apps to determine what I’m subscribing to next year and Crouton just tried to get me to sign up for their app with a $15 a year charge by advertising that I can import recipes with AI.
I’m pretty sure they just mean the same machine learning stuff everyone does, but I’m not risking it
I’m pretty sure they just mean the same machine learning stuff everyone does, but I’m not risking it
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Going through apps to determine what I’m subscribing to next year and Crouton just tried to get me to sign up for their app with a $15 a year charge by advertising that I can import recipes with AI.
I’m pretty sure they just mean the same machine learning stuff everyone does, but I’m not risking it
I’m pretty sure they just mean the same machine learning stuff everyone does, but I’m not risking it
Tech bros out here trying to create maternal love and only coming up with malignant obsession is peak 2025.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Tech bros out here trying to create maternal love and only coming up with malignant obsession is peak 2025.
At the end of the day, their motivations don’t really matter because everyone on the team prosecuting Comey should (barring some evidence they were actively undermining this) no longer be allowed to practice law.
But it is truly fascinating to wonder what in the actual fuck they could have intended
But it is truly fascinating to wonder what in the actual fuck they could have intended
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
At the end of the day, their motivations don’t really matter because everyone on the team prosecuting Comey should (barring some evidence they were actively undermining this) no longer be allowed to practice law.
But it is truly fascinating to wonder what in the actual fuck they could have intended
But it is truly fascinating to wonder what in the actual fuck they could have intended
Once you remove all the lessons that she doesn’t want people to take away from the horrors of the holocaust, the only lesson that remains seems to be “it’s bad when it happens to my ethnicity/religious group”. Which the average person should be able to tell is fairly monstrous.
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Once you remove all the lessons that she doesn’t want people to take away from the horrors of the holocaust, the only lesson that remains seems to be “it’s bad when it happens to my ethnicity/religious group”. Which the average person should be able to tell is fairly monstrous.
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![David East
@davideastUK
[middle english period group chat] feudalismluvr: havin roast beef w/gravé tonite groats4days: lol gravé
saxon_69: gravé domesday_bloke: gravé yas _faerie_kween: gravé
[le_borte_d'arthur has changed the group name to "gravé"]
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* Haggard Hawks * Words | Language | Etymology @H...• 2019-06-16
GRAVY is thought to derive from and Old French word, 'grané', that likely meant 'seasoned' or "well flavoured'. The N in 'grané' was likely misread for a U or a Vin the Middle English period, and the mistake has remained in place ever since.]
7:12 AM • 2019-06-16](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreig4czhllmvatyouia4i5aztpyr27bfqosohztp35527z63nam3h5u@jpeg)
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Shopping for kids can be difficult.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Shopping for kids can be difficult.