Snarlita
@snarlita.bsky.social
Here for the laughs. Unexpectedly making new friends is a bonus. 🎶 Music gets me through life. Soy Boricua 🇵🇷
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xzuljc2lv3k5cjekt5aohqov/feed/aaanoyyxavoxk
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xzuljc2lv3k5cjekt5aohqov/feed/aaanoyyxavoxk
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I meant everything I thought about you during my hot flash
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I meant everything I thought about you during my hot flash
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Look, neighbor guy, i "hang out" with people nine hours a day so hard pass, 'preesh
March 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Look, neighbor guy, i "hang out" with people nine hours a day so hard pass, 'preesh
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I bet the people that work in the Fabreze factory smell really good all the time
March 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I bet the people that work in the Fabreze factory smell really good all the time
To anyone tagged, no pressure.
5 favs & 5 tags
Food: My dad’s omelette
Season: Winter
Drink: Schofferhofer
Color: Blue
Game: Puzzles
@thepocketgeek.bsky.social
@livewire3791.bsky.social
@dakharding.bsky.social
@mandoq.bsky.social
@rjkeats98.bsky.social
5 favs & 5 tags
Food: My dad’s omelette
Season: Winter
Drink: Schofferhofer
Color: Blue
Game: Puzzles
@thepocketgeek.bsky.social
@livewire3791.bsky.social
@dakharding.bsky.social
@mandoq.bsky.social
@rjkeats98.bsky.social
I never participate, but I love Jenny, so here goes. Also to anyone tagged, no pressure
5 favs & 5 tags
food: pizza
season: autumn
drink: diet DP
color: neutrals
game: wordle
@porkwithgravy.bsky.social
@tambo.bsky.social
@snarlita.bsky.social
@aaacentt.bsky.social
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
5 favs & 5 tags
food: pizza
season: autumn
drink: diet DP
color: neutrals
game: wordle
@porkwithgravy.bsky.social
@tambo.bsky.social
@snarlita.bsky.social
@aaacentt.bsky.social
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
Thanks for the tag sweets, cheque is in the mail 😝!
5 favs and 5 tags
food: nachos
season: summer
drink: cran grape juice
color: pink
game: pictionary
@leggypain.bsky.social
@cynfullysweetxo.bsky.social
@hunbothered.bsky.social
@rebelanimalover.bsky.social
@jasonjasonsons.bsky.social
5 favs and 5 tags
food: nachos
season: summer
drink: cran grape juice
color: pink
game: pictionary
@leggypain.bsky.social
@cynfullysweetxo.bsky.social
@hunbothered.bsky.social
@rebelanimalover.bsky.social
@jasonjasonsons.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 2:50 AM
To anyone tagged, no pressure.
5 favs & 5 tags
Food: My dad’s omelette
Season: Winter
Drink: Schofferhofer
Color: Blue
Game: Puzzles
@thepocketgeek.bsky.social
@livewire3791.bsky.social
@dakharding.bsky.social
@mandoq.bsky.social
@rjkeats98.bsky.social
5 favs & 5 tags
Food: My dad’s omelette
Season: Winter
Drink: Schofferhofer
Color: Blue
Game: Puzzles
@thepocketgeek.bsky.social
@livewire3791.bsky.social
@dakharding.bsky.social
@mandoq.bsky.social
@rjkeats98.bsky.social
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this place could also use some Quartzjixler and some Alfie - Downfrontartist, CheekSPREADER, TonyP and Rusty’s fuckin ballsack ffs
December 13, 2023 at 12:33 PM
this place could also use some Quartzjixler and some Alfie - Downfrontartist, CheekSPREADER, TonyP and Rusty’s fuckin ballsack ffs
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People in my rearview mirror once seemed closer than they really were.
November 27, 2024 at 3:28 PM
People in my rearview mirror once seemed closer than they really were.
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Bluesky, please gift wrap our replies for the rest of the holiday season so it can be a sweet surprise whether someone is telling us to die or saying "LOL same"
November 30, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Bluesky, please gift wrap our replies for the rest of the holiday season so it can be a sweet surprise whether someone is telling us to die or saying "LOL same"
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wow the parade this year was crazy
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
wow the parade this year was crazy
Today my shadow Ike turns 13. Happy birthday Ikey! I’d be completely lost without you.
🐕❤️🐾🎂🎉🎁
🐕❤️🐾🎂🎉🎁
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Today my shadow Ike turns 13. Happy birthday Ikey! I’d be completely lost without you.
🐕❤️🐾🎂🎉🎁
🐕❤️🐾🎂🎉🎁
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My mom: no technology at the dinner table
Me, with a pacemaker: WTF
Me, with a pacemaker: WTF
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
My mom: no technology at the dinner table
Me, with a pacemaker: WTF
Me, with a pacemaker: WTF
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TJ Maxx is filled with stuff that's almost what I'm looking for
May 19, 2024 at 6:46 PM
TJ Maxx is filled with stuff that's almost what I'm looking for
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Happy Tongue Out Tuesday
from Bodhi!
from Bodhi!
May 14, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Happy Tongue Out Tuesday
from Bodhi!
from Bodhi!
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the best shitposts are indistinguishable from mental breakdowns
May 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
the best shitposts are indistinguishable from mental breakdowns
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(knocks on neighbor’s door holding measuring cup)
neighbor: what the hell? It’s 1 a.m.???
me: can I borrow a cup of whiskey?
neighbor: what the hell? It’s 1 a.m.???
me: can I borrow a cup of whiskey?
May 14, 2024 at 1:29 AM
(knocks on neighbor’s door holding measuring cup)
neighbor: what the hell? It’s 1 a.m.???
me: can I borrow a cup of whiskey?
neighbor: what the hell? It’s 1 a.m.???
me: can I borrow a cup of whiskey?
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Holding the remote sideways while I change the channel is about as gangster as I have been in a long time.
April 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Holding the remote sideways while I change the channel is about as gangster as I have been in a long time.
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They're lucky if there is one witness to a murder, but they require two at a wedding, so that tells you which is more dangerous.
April 28, 2024 at 1:40 PM
They're lucky if there is one witness to a murder, but they require two at a wedding, so that tells you which is more dangerous.
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More divorces have been caused by going shopping with your spouse than extramarital affairs.
May 1, 2024 at 1:10 PM
More divorces have been caused by going shopping with your spouse than extramarital affairs.
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The great thing about getting older is the ability to fall and hurt yourself without even drinking.
May 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
The great thing about getting older is the ability to fall and hurt yourself without even drinking.
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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.
May 7, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.
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I have zero tolerance for racism, turkey bacon, decaf coffee, and plain cheese pizza . . .
May 8, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I have zero tolerance for racism, turkey bacon, decaf coffee, and plain cheese pizza . . .