Snek
@snekboot.bsky.social
In my lane slithering, unbothered, moisturized
Prof art - tog:)
Prof art - tog:)
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![3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia3p425asp237hjolbn5lly6g6hzm2eoygqjpkd5dii6zrwqnp7qi@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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it’s so cool that the only use case for ai is to distort everyones perception of reality. this needs to be heavily regulated immediately, especially when a government can do this
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 AM
it’s so cool that the only use case for ai is to distort everyones perception of reality. this needs to be heavily regulated immediately, especially when a government can do this
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Turning zambonis into T-34s
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Turning zambonis into T-34s
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They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.
Could a Democrat, any Democrat, release a statement actually thanking the people that have been out there doing the fucking work instead of this constant scolding tone for the love of God
Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 AM
They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.
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when you put a little stick in a fire and it gets the tip orange when you wave it around in the air for volp
January 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
when you put a little stick in a fire and it gets the tip orange when you wave it around in the air for volp
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"cognitive amplifier"
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 PM
"cognitive amplifier"
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January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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if a game has no conclusion then the game is not a book it's a treadmill and treadmill is screen time
January 21, 2026 at 1:21 AM
if a game has no conclusion then the game is not a book it's a treadmill and treadmill is screen time
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I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
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gaming is only books if the game has a defined ending and then you sit back and think about it
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 AM
gaming is only books if the game has a defined ending and then you sit back and think about it
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He was a Communist, Elmo.
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
He was a Communist, Elmo.
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#AsmongoldIsAPedophile is trending (also lol at the proposed notes)
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 AM
#AsmongoldIsAPedophile is trending (also lol at the proposed notes)
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Wrote a swear word in an upcoming script and remembered one of the most unhinged emails I've ever gotten
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Wrote a swear word in an upcoming script and remembered one of the most unhinged emails I've ever gotten
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