John Snow
@snowjohn.bsky.social
Illegitimate son of a scientific bastard.
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John Snow
@snowjohn.bsky.social
ยท Feb 23
It's "Regression to the Mean". Not, "Reversion" to the mean, or "Return" to the mean. Regression. To the mean.
Cool, write a strongly worded letter while you're at.
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Cool, write a strongly worded letter while you're at.
New York just isn't the same now that all the wealthy people have left and I have refer to everyone as comrade.
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
New York just isn't the same now that all the wealthy people have left and I have refer to everyone as comrade.
More and more there's a pretty good chance the Texas gerrymander is going to backfire too. The redistricting was based on largely on 2024 results. No way that 2026 is going to look like 2024.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
More and more there's a pretty good chance the Texas gerrymander is going to backfire too. The redistricting was based on largely on 2024 results. No way that 2026 is going to look like 2024.
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Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
She Took JPMorgan for $175 Million. That Doesnโt Include Her Restaurant Bills.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The idea that New Yorkers are sad and hurt you because you don't like our Mayor is fucking hilarious.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The idea that New Yorkers are sad and hurt you because you don't like our Mayor is fucking hilarious.
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UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice.
I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for both Eric Adams and Andrew Cuomo to lose.
September 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice.
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
Queens is ascendant.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Queens is ascendant.
This was written by AI. Way too many em dashes.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This was written by AI. Way too many em dashes.
C'mon, Peter Criss isn't that bad.
October 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
C'mon, Peter Criss isn't that bad.
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Rest in peace to Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley, a man who seemed less repulsive than at least two of his bandmates
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Rest in peace to Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley, a man who seemed less repulsive than at least two of his bandmates
Instead of asking for a promotion I usually just go to the bodega, where everyone calls me boss.
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Instead of asking for a promotion I usually just go to the bodega, where everyone calls me boss.
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I miss when people used to the say the quiet part quietly sometimes
September 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I miss when people used to the say the quiet part quietly sometimes
"We're going to just forget about all those war crimes". Translation: I committed a bunch of war crimes.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"We're going to just forget about all those war crimes". Translation: I committed a bunch of war crimes.
"It can be said that no other mayor had his eyebrows threaded in public, claimed to take bubble baths with roses, mused openly about carrying a handgun in church"
eric adams has dropped out of the mayoral election upon discovering that he is mayor already
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"It can be said that no other mayor had his eyebrows threaded in public, claimed to take bubble baths with roses, mused openly about carrying a handgun in church"
If you have an opinion about Ezra Klein, you can go ahead and just keep it to yourself.
September 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you have an opinion about Ezra Klein, you can go ahead and just keep it to yourself.
I blame Hotdogs for Jeremy Renner
September 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I blame Hotdogs for Jeremy Renner
ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they've been pronouncing it incorrectly this whole time.
Hey this won't fix our problems or anything but can we all agree to pronounce it Anti-fa and not AnTEEFa, because it seems like the second pronunciation has taken hold and it's the wrong one
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they've been pronouncing it incorrectly this whole time.
Carrot cake = cream cheese frosting delivery platform.
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Carrot cake = cream cheese frosting delivery platform.
Come for the U-boats, stay for the motorboating.
September 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Come for the U-boats, stay for the motorboating.
Dang bro, sick selfie collection.
September 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dang bro, sick selfie collection.