Sōcrātes Johnson
@socratesjohnson.bsky.social
Atlanta. Food. Guitars. Auto racing. He/him.
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I have decided since I'm generally stay in/don't have any SB parties to go to that I'm going to be Philly as hell tomorrow.
We're making red gravy.
We're making red gravy.
Good on me to finally get a physical and covid shot (since Kaiser is bowing to RFK) scheduled and WFH tomorrow before L's work Christmas party.
And of course I scheduled it for 1:20 and have bloodwork to fast for.
Absolute turnip.
And of course I scheduled it for 1:20 and have bloodwork to fast for.
Absolute turnip.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Good on me to finally get a physical and covid shot (since Kaiser is bowing to RFK) scheduled and WFH tomorrow before L's work Christmas party.
And of course I scheduled it for 1:20 and have bloodwork to fast for.
Absolute turnip.
And of course I scheduled it for 1:20 and have bloodwork to fast for.
Absolute turnip.
I was 100% trying to remember Joe Ruttman, not David Reutimann, but ih well.
Annoys the hell out of Carlos Reutemann by calling him David Reutimann.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I was 100% trying to remember Joe Ruttman, not David Reutimann, but ih well.
Before the current ownership ran it into the ground:
Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia.
Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia.
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Before the current ownership ran it into the ground:
Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia.
Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia.
Finally saw the Benoit Biegnet thing, and it was delightful.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Finally saw the Benoit Biegnet thing, and it was delightful.
Just reposting a really neat photo that crossed my feed.
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just reposting a really neat photo that crossed my feed.
Okay so more for about my top 20 listened songs, but some were because I was figuring something out on them.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Okay so more for about my top 20 listened songs, but some were because I was figuring something out on them.
Damn Steve Cropper died today?
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Damn Steve Cropper died today?
Fine I'll put in my artist recap on the year. Probably about the least surprising ever.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fine I'll put in my artist recap on the year. Probably about the least surprising ever.
Some jackass kid at Manny's is trying to do the Meg Ryan at Katz's thing for attention, and nobody is actually paying him any attention, and he's so desperate to get people to pay attention he keeps asking his date if he should try again.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Some jackass kid at Manny's is trying to do the Meg Ryan at Katz's thing for attention, and nobody is actually paying him any attention, and he's so desperate to get people to pay attention he keeps asking his date if he should try again.
I dont have too many thoughts about the CFP in general besides I dislike the format as a whole, but ND being ahead of Miami is turbo dumb.
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I dont have too many thoughts about the CFP in general besides I dislike the format as a whole, but ND being ahead of Miami is turbo dumb.
Only voter 182 at Parkside for the election board runoff (because we are constantly having an election or a runoff in this state).
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Only voter 182 at Parkside for the election board runoff (because we are constantly having an election or a runoff in this state).
I never listened to him because by the time I'd heard of him, he was already a known POS, so.imagone my chagrin that on my random radio station Playlist on Apple, new song I really liked came on...and it was a Ryan Adams song. Which stings because his music I could see being extremely my shit.
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I never listened to him because by the time I'd heard of him, he was already a known POS, so.imagone my chagrin that on my random radio station Playlist on Apple, new song I really liked came on...and it was a Ryan Adams song. Which stings because his music I could see being extremely my shit.
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well they blew up the chicken man in philly late last night
they egged his house, too
they egged his house, too
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
well they blew up the chicken man in philly late last night
they egged his house, too
they egged his house, too
It's probably been said, but Lane gives me evil Bill Nye vibes.
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's probably been said, but Lane gives me evil Bill Nye vibes.
Stew today is interesting. Pork/chicken and ground beef. Corn, but no Loma beans. Lot more celery than I usually care for though.
Still pretty good for a kind of chilly Monday maybe a 6.5 or so.
Still pretty good for a kind of chilly Monday maybe a 6.5 or so.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Stew today is interesting. Pork/chicken and ground beef. Corn, but no Loma beans. Lot more celery than I usually care for though.
Still pretty good for a kind of chilly Monday maybe a 6.5 or so.
Still pretty good for a kind of chilly Monday maybe a 6.5 or so.
Splitting from my own thread, but the levels Halo and Attack on the Control Room from the original Halo are some of the best video game levels in this century of gaming.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Splitting from my own thread, but the levels Halo and Attack on the Control Room from the original Halo are some of the best video game levels in this century of gaming.
I love my general station in life, but I could use some dudes/dudettes/gender neutral term for dude/ who wants to do some blood Gulch or sidewinder multi-player on old school Halo.
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I love my general station in life, but I could use some dudes/dudettes/gender neutral term for dude/ who wants to do some blood Gulch or sidewinder multi-player on old school Halo.
Ah, yeah, here he comes. Big double F Lane Kiffin himself. Looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ah, yeah, here he comes. Big double F Lane Kiffin himself. Looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.
So damn close for double points too. Maybe there will be an overworn skid plate again or something.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So damn close for double points too. Maybe there will be an overworn skid plate again or something.
¡Vamos Carlos!
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
¡Vamos Carlos!
What did Lando do?
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What did Lando do?
There are some people when there is a timed and ticketed event who don't realize that time continues forward the whole time.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
There are some people when there is a timed and ticketed event who don't realize that time continues forward the whole time.
Just make the whole season the playoff and every team that loses is eliminated and season over.
Jesus Christ, Fox is talking about how we need to expand the playoff.
Unless you include every team, there's always gonna be somebody upset that they're left out
Unless you include every team, there's always gonna be somebody upset that they're left out
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just make the whole season the playoff and every team that loses is eliminated and season over.
Now fully a Rutgr, Vandy, and Stanfart fan for today
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Now fully a Rutgr, Vandy, and Stanfart fan for today