Ximena Cearley
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Ximena Cearley
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She/her, they/them is fine, he/him …would be a little weird?
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“Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote. LOL
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Really need a Stanislav Petrov right now.

Or two.

Or many
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The entire party and their supporters want unfettered access to kids genitals. It's more important to them than tax breaks. This isn't a joke post. They're using the full weight of the government to protect a cabal of pedophiles with the President right at the top. What else is there to say
i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I am begging, I am fucking BEGGING Dems to make a thing out of this

It’s not a smear! It’s not a lie! It’s just the fucking truth! It’s a party of pedophiles and sexual predators!
The entire party and their supporters want unfettered access to kids genitals. It's more important to them than tax breaks. This isn't a joke post. They're using the full weight of the government to protect a cabal of pedophiles with the President right at the top. What else is there to say
i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
December 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The thing about Y2K is that it actual was a very real problem, it’s just that before the clock struck midnight that A LOT of very hardworking computer people had put A LOT of time and dedication into preventing it from happening.
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Ringing in the new year by watching FALLOUT

Start as you mean to go on
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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I think that’s just a ploy by big candied apple to shift blame tbh
December 31, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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The fruit rollup snake? The thing that got Adam and Eve kicked out of Eden?
December 31, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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I’m assuming the fruit rollup snake is still ok though?
December 31, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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do not make lemon pigs. do not make lime pigs. do not make apple swans. as you love life, do not bring into existence the apricot horse
December 31, 2024 at 8:46 PM
FALLOUT season 2 got real deep real fast.

I love this show
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Norm, you clever badass. #Fallout
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Wait, wait, the Scandinavian countries aren't socialist? They are merely (checks notes) capitalist high tax welfare states with universal healthcare?

God bless capitalism, buddy. Let's do what they're doing.

Good talk.
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A lot of our pieces of shit are working really hard to never die; unfortunately for them, we still talk about what pieces of shit they are
i think if you don't want people to talk about what a piece of shit you were when you die then your options are to not be a piece of shit or to never die
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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sinners and kpop demon hunters exist in dialogue with each other; dual meditations on the trans-generational mythic power of music and also stabbing ghoulies.
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Holy cats, that second quote
he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Librarians should be asked to stand to be recognized before sporting events
saw this in a group im in and once again librarians are the fucking S tier class of what it is to be a good human
November 2, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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From the Larchives. Folks enjoyed this one last year :)
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common

"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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he’s a silent guardian.. a watchful protector.. a dark knight..
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM