I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all!
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Iowan living in Germany #Eisern
At the bottom of a well. Living with OCD.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nobody wants this.
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I need some clarification. Do people play whamageddon because they hate Last Christmas or because its a fun name and game to play?
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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What I'm doing now that it's harder to ship packages to the United States.
Making a list, checking it twice
Sending holiday gifts across borders and trade wars.
www.diealtefrau.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
There are a LOT worse christmas songs than Wham's "Last Christmas."

A LOT
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Just a quiet, sad little PSA.

If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’

They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.

It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I stayed up way too late last night, and this morning I grabbed the dark Chinese vinegar (thinking it was my hazelnut syrup) and discovered I had done so *just* before I poured it into my coffee.
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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I'm grateful every day for my editorial independence. No corporate executive or shareholder will ever be able to pull the plug on my reporting.
The flip side is I have to cover all of my operating costs. This weekend I kicked off my year-end fundraiser:

laurabelin.substack.com/p/why-i-writ...
Why I write about Iowa politics
and why your support matters
laurabelin.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I missed Caturday. But here's Kater in a Kater-sized sink.
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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When a state uses deadly force abroad in ways that blatantly violate the laws of armed combat, that is a war crime. There does not need to be an official declaration of war or large-scale combat operations for there to be war crimes. Deliberate use of deadly force is inherently an act of war.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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NYC: ICE is staging at Centre and Howard St. Get down there if you can.
Happening now near Canal Street, federal agents had been staging inside a fed owned parking garage, now being confronted by a group of protesters. masked agents are looking on from above.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ich leibe 1. FC Union Berlin 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Los geht's, Jungs!
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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my favorite Christmas song is this version of “all I want for Christmas is you“ that Mariah Carey did with the roots and Jimmy Fallon on children’s instruments, with a handful of actual children, and I’m gutted that they took it down and this is the only version i can find
Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas Is You (Live at Jimmy Fallon 2013)
YouTube video by VLT ♪
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Otter
Water Vole
White Hart
Dolphin
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Humpback whales 🐋
Shark 🦈
Moose 🫎
Armadillo
Huntsman spider 🕷️
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Bear
Moose
Deer
Wolf
Something that wasnt any of those
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Just a reminder that several Stranger Things cast members are rabid, unrepentant Zionists, but also that the plot and writing for the show has been declining steadily—so is it really worth compromising your morals to watch it? I don’t like being pissed off when I watch stuff, so it’s a NOPE for me.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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On the same day it’s reported that Pete Hegseth directly ordered the killing of two men who were clinging to the wreckage of a boat that the US had already bombed

Trump pardons a major drug trafficker-at least the ninth grant of clemency for drug offenders by him this year
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The party that calls for "remigration" are nzis with a shiny new name. This is true in Germany and it is true in the US.
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.

If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I just finished helping my voice coach film new modules for her online voice coaching course. It was SO FUN to see her bring the magic in front of the camera.

I'm singing backup; if she releases any social media with clips from the course, I'll link them!
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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As always when I post about being trans, a reminder: if you support me because I'm "normal" or "reasonable" or whatever because I dress like an old man & go to church, but you don't support all my trans siblings, then you don't actually support me at all, & I encourage you to do some soul searching.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Denaturalize US Citizens. Because after all, almost all of us are "migrants" forced or by choice. Eight generations ago, or one.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM