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sound and pressure
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
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Two good ones today at HW. First @andrewqmr.bsky.social writes on the discrepancy between the words and deeds of governor Maura Healey when it comes to partnering with ICE. Massachusetts remains the only Democrat-controlled state still contracting with these motherfuckers.
MA governor on ICE: “I support them”
Maura Healey declines to end state’s partnership with ICE
www.welcometohellworld.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Two good ones today at HW. First @andrewqmr.bsky.social writes on the discrepancy between the words and deeds of governor Maura Healey when it comes to partnering with ICE. Massachusetts remains the only Democrat-controlled state still contracting with these motherfuckers.
one of the best to ever do it 😢
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
one of the best to ever do it 😢
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one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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Rest in peace Parenti
Parenti on revolution.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Rest in peace Parenti
had a random thought just the other day that a new Jackass movie would fix everything
there’s still hope in the world
there’s still hope in the world
‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿
(via Variety)
(via Variety)
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
had a random thought just the other day that a new Jackass movie would fix everything
there’s still hope in the world
there’s still hope in the world
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Ahab’s friend, Darryl: fuck him up, Ahab
January 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Ahab’s friend, Darryl: fuck him up, Ahab
if you’re using AI to rewrite your work emails and then you accidentally copy the AI bit of “Perfect — here’s a version that’s technical and reassuring without being overkill” into your email, I should be able to Reply All the entire company and blast you to pieces
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if you’re using AI to rewrite your work emails and then you accidentally copy the AI bit of “Perfect — here’s a version that’s technical and reassuring without being overkill” into your email, I should be able to Reply All the entire company and blast you to pieces
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
starting to think the closest we will get to a general strike is 50% of the country taking the day off after It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
starting to think the closest we will get to a general strike is 50% of the country taking the day off after It Happens
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that ‘i love you so much’…someone should’ve had his ass arrested for it
sorry to do it to you but Rick Danko’s vocal is the most lovelorn performance in human history
The Band - It Makes No Difference
YouTube video by cg3480
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
that ‘i love you so much’…someone should’ve had his ass arrested for it
(pretending I knew all along voice) the Jordan Walsh minutes are going crazy
(voice trembling and hands shaking) the Jordan Walsh minutes are going to go crazy
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
(pretending I knew all along voice) the Jordan Walsh minutes are going crazy
The Bronx - Heart Attack American (The Bronx I)
Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water)
GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords)
Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels)
Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album)
HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water)
GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords)
Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels)
Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album)
HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Bronx - Heart Attack American (The Bronx I)
Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water)
GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords)
Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels)
Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album)
HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water)
GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords)
Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels)
Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album)
HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
[David Berman voice] All my favorite streamers couldn't stream
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
[David Berman voice] All my favorite streamers couldn't stream
…and James Bond, who did NOT die…
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
…and James Bond, who did NOT die…
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We are the stupidest streamers of all time
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We are the stupidest streamers of all time
The Roottrees Are Dead (2023)
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Roottrees Are Dead (2023)
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reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
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"Ay bruv you mustn't cheat on Kim. Knock that bloody business right off" -what I would say to stop Thurston Moore from cheating on Kim Gordon if I was there and also British.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Ay bruv you mustn't cheat on Kim. Knock that bloody business right off" -what I would say to stop Thurston Moore from cheating on Kim Gordon if I was there and also British.
I’d like to announce I’ve been hired as the new Head of Engagement for Bluesky. It is my job to make sure people love to post here!
For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock.
Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock.
Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’d like to announce I’ve been hired as the new Head of Engagement for Bluesky. It is my job to make sure people love to post here!
For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock.
Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock.
Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
lol. lmao even
Game Pass Ultimate is getting more games but will now be $30 a month in the service's biggest price hike yet https://kotaku.com/xbox-game-pass-gets-massive-price-hike-yet-amid-big-changes-2000630604
Xbox Game Pass Gets Massive Price Hike Yet Amid Big Changes - Kotaku
Microsoft is overhauling the Xbox gaming subscription again
kotaku.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
lol. lmao even
I’m sorry, he can try but this man is not even in the same league as Mazzulla when it comes to saying weird shit
JJ Redick just said "I used to talk to my friends but now I spend my nights having long conversations with ChatGPT" live on ESPN LA so I can't wait for this season of Lakers basketball
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m sorry, he can try but this man is not even in the same league as Mazzulla when it comes to saying weird shit