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sound and pressure
if you’re using AI to rewrite your work emails and then you accidentally copy the AI bit of “Perfect — here’s a version that’s technical and reassuring without being overkill” into your email, I should be able to Reply All the entire company and blast you to pieces
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if you’re using AI to rewrite your work emails and then you accidentally copy the AI bit of “Perfect — here’s a version that’s technical and reassuring without being overkill” into your email, I should be able to Reply All the entire company and blast you to pieces
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
starting to think the closest we will get to a general strike is 50% of the country taking the day off after It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
starting to think the closest we will get to a general strike is 50% of the country taking the day off after It Happens
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that ‘i love you so much’…someone should’ve had his ass arrested for it
sorry to do it to you but Rick Danko’s vocal is the most lovelorn performance in human history
The Band - It Makes No Difference
YouTube video by cg3480
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
that ‘i love you so much’…someone should’ve had his ass arrested for it
(pretending I knew all along voice) the Jordan Walsh minutes are going crazy
(voice trembling and hands shaking) the Jordan Walsh minutes are going to go crazy
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
(pretending I knew all along voice) the Jordan Walsh minutes are going crazy
The Bronx - Heart Attack American (The Bronx I)
Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water)
GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords)
Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels)
Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album)
HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water)
GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords)
Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels)
Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album)
HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Bronx - Heart Attack American (The Bronx I)
Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water)
GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords)
Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels)
Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album)
HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
Silver Jews - Random Rules (American Water)
GZA - Liquid Swords (Liquid Swords)
Animal Collective - Did You See the Words (Feels)
Weezer - My Name is Jonas (Blue Album)
HM: Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Sister)
[David Berman voice] All my favorite streamers couldn't stream
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
[David Berman voice] All my favorite streamers couldn't stream
…and James Bond, who did NOT die…
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
…and James Bond, who did NOT die…
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We are the stupidest streamers of all time
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We are the stupidest streamers of all time
The Roottrees Are Dead (2023)
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Roottrees Are Dead (2023)
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reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
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"Ay bruv you mustn't cheat on Kim. Knock that bloody business right off" -what I would say to stop Thurston Moore from cheating on Kim Gordon if I was there and also British.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Ay bruv you mustn't cheat on Kim. Knock that bloody business right off" -what I would say to stop Thurston Moore from cheating on Kim Gordon if I was there and also British.
I’d like to announce I’ve been hired as the new Head of Engagement for Bluesky. It is my job to make sure people love to post here!
For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock.
Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock.
Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’d like to announce I’ve been hired as the new Head of Engagement for Bluesky. It is my job to make sure people love to post here!
For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock.
Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
For my first act on the job, I’ve made it so that opening Bluesky gives you a lethal electric shock.
Together we’ll grow this community in a positive way!
lol. lmao even
Game Pass Ultimate is getting more games but will now be $30 a month in the service's biggest price hike yet https://kotaku.com/xbox-game-pass-gets-massive-price-hike-yet-amid-big-changes-2000630604
Xbox Game Pass Gets Massive Price Hike Yet Amid Big Changes - Kotaku
Microsoft is overhauling the Xbox gaming subscription again
kotaku.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
lol. lmao even
I’m sorry, he can try but this man is not even in the same league as Mazzulla when it comes to saying weird shit
JJ Redick just said "I used to talk to my friends but now I spend my nights having long conversations with ChatGPT" live on ESPN LA so I can't wait for this season of Lakers basketball
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m sorry, he can try but this man is not even in the same league as Mazzulla when it comes to saying weird shit
Friends at the Table is GOATed when an actual play podcast focused on critical world building, smart characterization, and fun interaction between good friends is the vibe
As part of our Eleventh Anniversary celebrations, we're offering discounted subscriptions to our Patreon until October 1st! You can use code BURNTHRONES for $2 off our $5 tier for your first month, or code BUILDTABLES for 20% off any other tier (except $1) at friendsatthetable.cash!
Get more from Friends at the Table on Patreon
Creating Actual Play Podcasts
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September 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Friends at the Table is GOATed when an actual play podcast focused on critical world building, smart characterization, and fun interaction between good friends is the vibe
the right wing consolidation and monopoly of our media landscape continues unabated
BREAKING: Providence’s NBC10 will take over ABC6, reshaping TV market in Southeastern New England
w/ @stephmachado.bsky.social
via @globeri.bsky.social @bostonglobe.com
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/09/12/m...
w/ @stephmachado.bsky.social
via @globeri.bsky.social @bostonglobe.com
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/09/12/m...
Providence’s NBC10 will take over ABC6, reshaping TV market in Southeastern New England - The Boston Globe
“Sinclair has acquired the non-licensed assets of WLNE-TV from Standard Media and will provide services to WLNE-TV pursuant to a services agreement,” a Sinclair spokeswoman said.
www.bostonglobe.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
the right wing consolidation and monopoly of our media landscape continues unabated
I'm nodding my head sagely or shaking my head sternly at all your posts
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm nodding my head sagely or shaking my head sternly at all your posts
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i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
September 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
RIP Mark “Flo” Volman of The Turtles and Fo & Eddie, who I got completely obsessed with for a while, some of the most under-appreciated rockers. Battle of the Bands and Phlorescent Leech & Eddie are must listens
They were also so funny, like in this clip from a Martin Mull special (Flo on left)
They were also so funny, like in this clip from a Martin Mull special (Flo on left)
September 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
RIP Mark “Flo” Volman of The Turtles and Fo & Eddie, who I got completely obsessed with for a while, some of the most under-appreciated rockers. Battle of the Bands and Phlorescent Leech & Eddie are must listens
They were also so funny, like in this clip from a Martin Mull special (Flo on left)
They were also so funny, like in this clip from a Martin Mull special (Flo on left)
happy labor day
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
September 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
happy labor day
It’s so cool that Chuck Schumer sees a dude like this and starts pounding his fists on the desk J. Jonah Jameson style like “bring me a wet blanket centrist NOW!”
yo this guy is cooking
August 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s so cool that Chuck Schumer sees a dude like this and starts pounding his fists on the desk J. Jonah Jameson style like “bring me a wet blanket centrist NOW!”
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