Sam Orme 🍊
@sorme.bsky.social
All things have been done in the wisdom of him who knoweth all things.
"tbhank"
twelve years i’ve been at this job, and i’m still finding brave new ways to misspell “thank you”
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"tbhank"
here's a great way to help minneapolis right back against invaders. i've been feeling powerless lately, but donating here felt great!
Pentz Homes will be doing a rolling food drive to support our struggling local businesses and help the families who are afraid to leave their homes. You can help in two ways! Shop at local immigrant-owned stores and donate the goods, or send us your funds and we will do the shopping for you.
January 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
here's a great way to help minneapolis right back against invaders. i've been feeling powerless lately, but donating here felt great!
me, an oregon fan watching the game rn:
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
me, an oregon fan watching the game rn:
"Thjankms"
twelve years i’ve been at this job, and i’m still finding brave new ways to misspell “thank you”
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
"Thjankms"
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100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
fcs title game is pure dynamite, just stacks and stacks of dynamite
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
fcs title game is pure dynamite, just stacks and stacks of dynamite
fcs title game rules so much
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
fcs title game rules so much
postal duck when
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
postal duck when
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Shepherds, why this Jubilee?
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Shepherds, why this Jubilee?
twelve years i’ve been at this job, and i’m still finding brave new ways to misspell “thank you”
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
twelve years i’ve been at this job, and i’m still finding brave new ways to misspell “thank you”
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
i was there, and you can replace “forced” with “delighted”
My kids always have more cash than I do, so this morning when Marty was going through his wallet for book fair money I asked if I could borrow $20. He said sure and handed it over, but then asked "What are you going to spend it on?" and I was forced to admit that I needed it to buy lottery tickets.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i was there, and you can replace “forced” with “delighted”
i'll take it one step further: all conferences will be called the big ten
When I'm the king of college football. No conferences will be allowed to be more than 10 teams. You can change the membership with promotion and relegation, but no more than 10 teams.
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i'll take it one step further: all conferences will be called the big ten
introduced my nephew to auburn football tonight. he kept asking after each ridiculous play if that was the chaos moment. haha, there's so much more stupid waiting for you, my friend
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
introduced my nephew to auburn football tonight. he kept asking after each ridiculous play if that was the chaos moment. haha, there's so much more stupid waiting for you, my friend
completely agree with how much this hurts gmail's usability, but on the other hand, it's convinced me to finally unsubscribe from all these emails i've just been deleting
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
completely agree with how much this hurts gmail's usability, but on the other hand, it's convinced me to finally unsubscribe from all these emails i've just been deleting
i had never seen this before and i didn't anticipate the ending, and now here i am weeping over lunch
be good to each other, friends
be good to each other, friends
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i had never seen this before and i didn't anticipate the ending, and now here i am weeping over lunch
be good to each other, friends
be good to each other, friends
not thrilled about being referred to as "human capital" in this meeting
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
not thrilled about being referred to as "human capital" in this meeting
today is new device day at work, aka what do you mean the cable isn’t included you’ve completely broken my workflow day
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
today is new device day at work, aka what do you mean the cable isn’t included you’ve completely broken my workflow day
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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It’s been so long since the Blue Jays won the World Series that the last time it happened the President was born in 1946 and had ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s been so long since the Blue Jays won the World Series that the last time it happened the President was born in 1946 and had ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
this is a terrific way to show that the typical voter makes completely baffling decisions that don’t seem to have anything to do with their beliefs
Take this quiz to die instantly www.americansurveycenter.org/quiz/
Beyond the Ballot Quiz - The Survey Center on American Life
www.americansurveycenter.org
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this is a terrific way to show that the typical voter makes completely baffling decisions that don’t seem to have anything to do with their beliefs
so close to getting it
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
so close to getting it
good time to be a school starting with o, let's see if we can get old dominion and ohio ranked too
September 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
good time to be a school starting with o, let's see if we can get old dominion and ohio ranked too
