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yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 15h

*Eagles voice*
Life in the ass lane
Surely make you lose your ass

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters. And the monsters, is a beasts.

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yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 1d

Steel cunt oats

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i'm mr blightside @babadooknukem.bsky.social · Jul 7

workshopping some new talking points since "trans rights are human rights" isn't getting me quite as far as I'd like- how do we feel about "leave my friends alone or I'm going to beat the fuck out of your car with a framing hammer"

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yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 4d

There was an old post on the bad site that's stuck with me: "With a name like Smuckers, go fuck yourself"

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don't @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 4d

we should change the climate local to Bill Gates a lot. i'm talking about cooking him

Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 4d

"Bill Gates Says Climate Change Isn’t So Bad After All --Experts are calling his latest memo "pointless, vague, unhelpful and confusing" by Victor Tangermann for @futurism.com: futurism.com/science-ener...

Bill Gates Says Climate Change Isn't So Bad After All

In a new memo published on his blog, Bill Gates pushed back on a "doomsday view of climate change," arguing we should help the poor instead.

futurism.com

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 4d

As millions of Americans are about to lose their SNAP benefits, I am reminded of this quote by Emma Goldman:

"Ask for work. If they don't give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread."

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jun 1

“Take her out.”

Dolly is in the background with her little brother PJ, playing with (maybe high-giving?) a blond girl. In the foreground, Billy walks away from Dolly, passing Jorffy or whatever the fuck his name is (who’s drinking a soda)—Billy is speaking to Jorffy or whatever the fuck his name is while passing by.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 5d

Updating my neighbour Keith's bestiary to add 'Bullets' under Weaknesses.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 5d

I personally love that Jim Breuer is a politics guy now. He has helped me see through the lies I’m fed by the ladies at the view

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yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 7d

Not my ass, deep into Act 3

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Dr. Damien P. Williams! Look over here! … It's All For You! @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 23d

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 9d

What's a swinger's favorite Beatles song?
Got to Get You Into My Wife
wakka wakka

yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 10d

Category error. AI started out as shit
www.wired.com/story/can-ai...

www.wired.com

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 11d

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

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yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 12d

It really tracks that this guy with an Occupy Mars t-shirt tucked into his jeans looks like he cuts his own hair

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15d

As Bluesky becomes the "New Twitter" (positive) and the "New Twitter" (derogatory), just keep in mind that one day in the future this administration is going to so something terrible related to this place and the Bluesky Leadership Team is ABSOLUTELY going to fully cooperate and fuck people over

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Don't Say "Enola Gay!" @aviatrixt.bsky.social · 16d

I'm extremely resentful of Louis XIV. That motherfucker had a lawn and so now everyone has a goddamn lawn and we waste so much money, land, water and poison just to have lawns. Because of Louis XIV. Fuck that guy. The French aristocracy would have fallen because of anger about lawns eventually.

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 17d

oh the word made flesh huh, what else that word do? can that word suck me off? will that word make me bust?

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18d

oh AI chatbots are useless? bro i'm literally having cybersex with walmart

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yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 18d

Gone With The Wint

yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 18d

Diamond Hams

yaoi gagarin @soynielos.bsky.social · 19d

Who called it copyediting a Nazi newsletter and not Strunk & White Power?

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Stone Cold “Crazy” Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20d

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21d

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

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