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soynielos.bsky.social
yaoi gagarin
@soynielos.bsky.social
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mostly a place to exorcise my intrusive thoughts he/him
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*Eagles voice*
Life in the ass lane
Surely make you lose your ass
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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters. And the monsters, is a beasts.
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workshopping some new talking points since "trans rights are human rights" isn't getting me quite as far as I'd like- how do we feel about "leave my friends alone or I'm going to beat the fuck out of your car with a framing hammer"
There was an old post on the bad site that's stuck with me: "With a name like Smuckers, go fuck yourself"
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we should change the climate local to Bill Gates a lot. i'm talking about cooking him
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As millions of Americans are about to lose their SNAP benefits, I am reminded of this quote by Emma Goldman:

"Ask for work. If they don't give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread."
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Updating my neighbour Keith's bestiary to add 'Bullets' under Weaknesses.
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I personally love that Jim Breuer is a politics guy now. He has helped me see through the lies I’m fed by the ladies at the view
Not my ass, deep into Act 3
What's a swinger's favorite Beatles song?
Got to Get You Into My Wife
wakka wakka
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
It really tracks that this guy with an Occupy Mars t-shirt tucked into his jeans looks like he cuts his own hair
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As Bluesky becomes the "New Twitter" (positive) and the "New Twitter" (derogatory), just keep in mind that one day in the future this administration is going to so something terrible related to this place and the Bluesky Leadership Team is ABSOLUTELY going to fully cooperate and fuck people over
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I'm extremely resentful of Louis XIV. That motherfucker had a lawn and so now everyone has a goddamn lawn and we waste so much money, land, water and poison just to have lawns. Because of Louis XIV. Fuck that guy. The French aristocracy would have fallen because of anger about lawns eventually.
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oh the word made flesh huh, what else that word do? can that word suck me off? will that word make me bust?
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oh AI chatbots are useless? bro i'm literally having cybersex with walmart
Who called it copyediting a Nazi newsletter and not Strunk & White Power?
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Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning