truman chipotle
@soynielos.bsky.social
mostly a place to exorcise my intrusive thoughts
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
Licky boom boom down
I CAN'T BOOM DOWN
Before I lick boom down
SAVE ME
Save me from the
Lick that booms me down
I CAN'T BOOM DOWN
Before I lick boom down
SAVE ME
Save me from the
Lick that booms me down
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Licky boom boom down
I CAN'T BOOM DOWN
Before I lick boom down
SAVE ME
Save me from the
Lick that booms me down
I CAN'T BOOM DOWN
Before I lick boom down
SAVE ME
Save me from the
Lick that booms me down
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
NYT, WaPo learned of the secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin but held off publishing what they had at the administration's request to avoid endangering US troops
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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what a nightmare to wake up to. I do not like living in the war crimes country
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
what a nightmare to wake up to. I do not like living in the war crimes country
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Seriously. Get mean if any teens in your life want to join the army. Laugh in their face about wanting to trade their legs for a shitty car and a cracker barrel discount. It'll save their lives
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Seriously. Get mean if any teens in your life want to join the army. Laugh in their face about wanting to trade their legs for a shitty car and a cracker barrel discount. It'll save their lives
"Licky Boom Boom Down! Licky Boom Boom Down!" he shouts into the radio. Moments later it drops from his hand and into the growing red pool. Agent Licky Boom Boom is down for good
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
"Licky Boom Boom Down! Licky Boom Boom Down!" he shouts into the radio. Moments later it drops from his hand and into the growing red pool. Agent Licky Boom Boom is down for good
Why do prestigious publications hire one smart guy (bouie, serwer) and then a whole bunch of dumbasses?
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Why do prestigious publications hire one smart guy (bouie, serwer) and then a whole bunch of dumbasses?
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if jimmy kimmel's late show were hosted by a doggirl it would be called Jenny Kibble Live! but that isn't the world we live in. we live in a fucked up world . an unjust world..
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
if jimmy kimmel's late show were hosted by a doggirl it would be called Jenny Kibble Live! but that isn't the world we live in. we live in a fucked up world . an unjust world..
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1. no it won't
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
Taking away our cars can, should, and will be treated as a declaration of war upon rural America.
I find "America isn't really set up for it" to be an annoying rebuttal to any sort of proposal to reduce car dependency. Our leaders used policy to create a system of car dependency and we can sure as hell use policy to undo that. There are absolutely barriers, but do nothing is not a solution.
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1. no it won't
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
2. they would lose
3. don't threaten me with a good time
J.D. Vance's Hillbilly Applebee's
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
J.D. Vance's Hillbilly Applebee's
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COACH Z: lookout dere strongbad... dat guy youre talkin to is none udder than MARTY SUPREME!!!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *doing an echo* SUPWEME Supweme supweme
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *doing an echo* SUPWEME Supweme supweme
COACH Z: homester, its der marthman!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: wichard gear, in, dah mowathman phawophacies!
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
COACH Z: lookout dere strongbad... dat guy youre talkin to is none udder than MARTY SUPREME!!!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *doing an echo* SUPWEME Supweme supweme
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *doing an echo* SUPWEME Supweme supweme
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Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
A big story broke this year about how 98% of all contributions from text message campaigns went to some shitty consultants instead of the candidates, and yet I still these fucking texts
December 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A big story broke this year about how 98% of all contributions from text message campaigns went to some shitty consultants instead of the candidates, and yet I still these fucking texts
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Damn girl you shit with that ass?
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Damn girl you shit with that ass?
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🙋🏻♀️ hey i’m josh. i’m an artist and funny guy. i post about games and progressive politics and nerd stuff.
heres me and some of my art- feel free to follow if i’ve piqued yr interest
heres me and some of my art- feel free to follow if i’ve piqued yr interest
November 16, 2024 at 6:11 PM
🙋🏻♀️ hey i’m josh. i’m an artist and funny guy. i post about games and progressive politics and nerd stuff.
heres me and some of my art- feel free to follow if i’ve piqued yr interest
heres me and some of my art- feel free to follow if i’ve piqued yr interest
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Just a reminder that I block anyone who uses generative AI. Nothing personal. You're just an ass.
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just a reminder that I block anyone who uses generative AI. Nothing personal. You're just an ass.
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they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
Metroids must be prepared by a master sushi chef, as a wrong cut can nick their lifeforce-draining organs, proving fatal to the diner. This is why they are considered a great delicacy
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Metroids must be prepared by a master sushi chef, as a wrong cut can nick their lifeforce-draining organs, proving fatal to the diner. This is why they are considered a great delicacy
The Metroid series' signature non-linear gameplay was inspired by the creator's hatred of country line dancing
December 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Metroid series' signature non-linear gameplay was inspired by the creator's hatred of country line dancing
The name Metroid comes from protagonist Roy Aran's iconic catchphrase, "Boom bitch, you just got Met Roy'd"
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The name Metroid comes from protagonist Roy Aran's iconic catchphrase, "Boom bitch, you just got Met Roy'd"
The Metroid series is about the adventures of an Irish space cop, Seamus Aran
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Metroid series is about the adventures of an Irish space cop, Seamus Aran