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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 19h

If Kid Rock keeps talking, every vagina in America will zip itself closed.

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Root Beer Sandwich @genadoesthings.bsky.social · 15h

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that Woody Allen is still alive

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Comrade Em ☭🩵🌱🍉🎮 @comradeem.bsky.social · 15h

Do you know what they colloquially refer to the apparatus they use to restrain female cows while they forcibly inseminate them as in the dairy industry?

The rape rack. They call it the rape rack.

Herbiⓥore @herbivoreclub.bsky.social · 15h

Plant-based dairy doesn’t rely on artificial insemination, stolen babies, or secretive slaughterhouses. It doesn’t require people to ignore the screams of animals who just want their babies back.

Milk Myths Are Crumbling

Herbiⓥore published a post on Ko-fi

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MOS_8502 🇨🇦 @studio8502.ca · 12h

Raffi.

Quintessa Knight @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 18h

What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 11h

Just a lil bit as a treat

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

‘Cooler than art thou’ sure is a fucking string of words. He should stick to shooting beer cans when his lil feefees get hurt.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 1d

Hot take: we don't need a take on everything. Sit some shit out.

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw that The Drew Carey Show is free on Plex, I’ll be back in several weeks (or sooner if it didn’t age well)

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

They’re turning the (Portland) frogs gay (complimentary)

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 2d

rogan looks like shit. not breaking news or anything, but he looks like a career alcoholic gloucester fisherman who keeps trying to tell you about the time he accidentally saw his step daughter in the shower

A picture of hideous, barrel-chested homunculus Joe Rogan in an aggressively snug, thin white hoodie and jeans. He’s just so odd and top-heavy while also being minute. Oh, and his face is terrible. He’s terrible, all covered in short prickly white hairs.

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t believe in god.

I do believe in this guy.

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Federal agents aren’t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law.

They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying in front of an ICE facility. If that doesn’t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

Ayoooo unemployment twins

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

I think they’re like Turoks

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Jay Perk @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 1d

As with countless other words and phrases, white people stole “woke” from Black English (AAVE) and ruined it.

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

‘Get in, loser. We’re going to drive down this black-and-white tiled road while the rest of the landscape twists grotesquely around us.’

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 1d

live from portland

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 1d

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

Only 147 to go!

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 1d

I had no idea this happened BUT it looks like they’re still sold with the old ‘little cigar’ loophole in places

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SpaceLord64 Ⓥ @spacelord64.bsky.social · 2d

*slaps roof of baby*

You can fit so much Tylenol in this thing

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."