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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a big beer lover
And it’s my favorite flavor
Love is all, all my soul
Big Beer’s my love

Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

“Gary! You got to have a piece of advice, right?”

Uh… uh… go on game shows that aren’t Jeopardy. You’ll win more money and they aren’t as hard to get on. Also, don’t make your pfp your game show appearance, fucking nerd.

Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

I look aghast at every fall and winter enjoyer. It’s 7pm and already dark. This shit sucks dick and everyone knows it.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

Womrtongue’s spell lifts, there is no physical change, nor moral.

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

Blocked? What’d I say?

Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

No, a non sequitur would be you got a tiny dick and no one loves you.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

Just fucking say Trump’s a pedophile rapist, coward.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

And he’s still “alive”, what sauce is gonna still be there after that?

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

No, a non sequitur would be you got a tiny dick and no one loves you.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

The twist is it’s coming from the United States itself.

NPR @npr.org · 1d

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not a superstitious person, I just knew the Phillies were fucked from a post here about an event in Chinatown because the person said we’d be watching the Phillies close it out in Game 4.

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

Trump could grow a mustache and get a haircut and that’s enough of a disguise that you’d support him.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

She actually dreamt Charlie riding Jesus like a horse.

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 2d

A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."

Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

The difference between Bari and Elon here is Bari’s also trying to get specific workplace tips for how to sound busy.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

(Liberals eyes glaze over as their brain clearly resets) “Trumps hates seeing a powerful Latina win what he wanted 🤣😂🤣”

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 1d

Machado issues her first statement since being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and makes a thinly-veiled appeal to Trump for US intervention in Venezuela:

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This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.
We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.
I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
8:34 AM • 10/10/25 • 30K Views

Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

It’s morals as peekaboo. If they block you, that means they aren’t actually supporting Trump.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

Trump was in meetings yesterday bragging about how he knows so much about baby dicks he should have a doctorate and it kinda just doesn’t even register.

Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

And, to be conspiratorial, if you know who’s already getting it, it creates a nice smoke screen so American liberals end up cheering for a lady who agrees with Trump on killing her fellow Venezuelans to “get one over on him”.

Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 2d

The widespread media decision to frame international affairs as "will Donnie get the prize he wants?" is pathetic.

He's not the protagonist of human events. And to the extent he's a significant character in world affairs, whether or not he gets a prize is one of the least important things about it.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 1d

In the tradition of blowing up a bunch of people then trying to feel sad about it, some (Obama) Nobel (Obama) Peace (Obama) Prize winners (Obama) make a lot more sense.

…I’m talking about Obama in case it wasn’t clear.

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 1d

Frame #7050 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 2d

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

www.vulture.com

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately, the Texan accent isn’t unique enough that they’ll blend right in.

dead domain 🐐🏳️‍⚧️ @domaindead.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve received a report from anonymous active duty personnel in Texas that the Texas National Guard will be moving out nationwide to ICE Protest sites, possibly in civilian gear, and changing their unit patches to hide origins.

Full report here:

youtu.be/jtpXI-6PxaU?...

BREAKING: Trump's Plan To Use Texas National Guard Nationwide, UNDERCOVER At Protests, And More

YouTube video by Dead Domain

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 2d

I bet he’s gonna be more of a bitch about it than I was.

Khobi Price @khobiprice.bsky.social · 2d

Lakers say LeBron James will be reevaluated in approximately 3-4 weeks for sciatica on his right side.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 2d

Chris Cillizza firmly in his going door to door to shock people phase.

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Spaceship Gary @spaceshipgary.bsky.social · 5d

If you’re normally fine with Bluesky being mostly Philadelphia, you're gonna have to put up with this week.

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