Spaceship Gary
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The type of person who would be a polygamist if the pope approved it has gotta be a top 5 pervert.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The type of person who would be a polygamist if the pope approved it has gotta be a top 5 pervert.
If I had a nickel for every time someone said they were a progressive but “had reasonable concerns” then just repeated conservative propaganda on a topic, I’d have way more than two fucking nickels, I’d be a goddamn billionaire.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If I had a nickel for every time someone said they were a progressive but “had reasonable concerns” then just repeated conservative propaganda on a topic, I’d have way more than two fucking nickels, I’d be a goddamn billionaire.
(Really fake surprised voice) Oh! It was actually possible to be from Virginia and not be a general turned traitor? I thought that meant they were all gentlemanly honorable men that were just FORCED to do so!
Union forces had suffered some 5,800 casualties but inflicted twice that on the rebels. When a chaplain asked General Thomas whether the dead should be sorted and buried by state in the new military cemetery, the Virginian who stayed loyal replied "Mix 'em up. I'm tired of states' rights.” (21
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
(Really fake surprised voice) Oh! It was actually possible to be from Virginia and not be a general turned traitor? I thought that meant they were all gentlemanly honorable men that were just FORCED to do so!
A poor compromise is that everyone in ICE is put in jail cells. We need anyone who has ever said or agreed with the statement “we need a strong republican party” put in jail or reeducation camps.
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A poor compromise is that everyone in ICE is put in jail cells. We need anyone who has ever said or agreed with the statement “we need a strong republican party” put in jail or reeducation camps.
I know complaining about conservative hypocrisy gets no one anywhere, but really fuck these “I believe in small government, but cities cannot set their own speed limits lower than we, people who never drive in the city, believe they should” fucking hypocrites.
Philadelphia can’t set the speed limits on roads within its own borders. Only the state can.
So city transportation officials want to persuade Harrisburg to give it the power to set speed limits more appropriate to the density of Philadelphia.
So city transportation officials want to persuade Harrisburg to give it the power to set speed limits more appropriate to the density of Philadelphia.
Philly wants to set its own speed limits, and other highlights of the city’s new Vision Zero report
Vision Zero report shows that traffic deaths in Philadelphia remain elevated compared to the five years before the coronavirus pandemic.
www.inquirer.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I know complaining about conservative hypocrisy gets no one anywhere, but really fuck these “I believe in small government, but cities cannot set their own speed limits lower than we, people who never drive in the city, believe they should” fucking hypocrites.
Camera had to prove they were better than the portrait being done before we did away with every portrait artist. Also, the invention of the camera didn’t require everyone’s tax dollars to subsidize it while they find out if it works. AI dorks just want to skip all that so they can have your money.
... just as you couldn't really get a career a portrait artist once cameras became common.
Sucks if you were a portrait artist. What was a "useful profession" that artists could have, ended. Portrait *art* still existed, but all the "business" uses shifted to cameras.
Rinse, repeat.
Sucks if you were a portrait artist. What was a "useful profession" that artists could have, ended. Portrait *art* still existed, but all the "business" uses shifted to cameras.
Rinse, repeat.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Camera had to prove they were better than the portrait being done before we did away with every portrait artist. Also, the invention of the camera didn’t require everyone’s tax dollars to subsidize it while they find out if it works. AI dorks just want to skip all that so they can have your money.
By “80% bad-faith responses” he means “99% of the responses aren’t sucking my dick so they’re bad-faith meanies”
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
By “80% bad-faith responses” he means “99% of the responses aren’t sucking my dick so they’re bad-faith meanies”
He’s right though. It goes as follows:
Poker: right wing
Blackjack: centrist
Baccarat: right wing
Rummy: left wing
Gin Rummy: left wing (specifically anarchist)
Spades: centrist
Bridge: left wing
Go Fish: Libertarian
Poker: right wing
Blackjack: centrist
Baccarat: right wing
Rummy: left wing
Gin Rummy: left wing (specifically anarchist)
Spades: centrist
Bridge: left wing
Go Fish: Libertarian
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
He’s right though. It goes as follows:
Poker: right wing
Blackjack: centrist
Baccarat: right wing
Rummy: left wing
Gin Rummy: left wing (specifically anarchist)
Spades: centrist
Bridge: left wing
Go Fish: Libertarian
Poker: right wing
Blackjack: centrist
Baccarat: right wing
Rummy: left wing
Gin Rummy: left wing (specifically anarchist)
Spades: centrist
Bridge: left wing
Go Fish: Libertarian
Left off every single Phillie but voted for Vizquel so hoping he gets hit by a bus.
Ballot #1 in the 2026 Hall of Fame voting cycle is from Jorge Morejón. Andruw Jones receives the first net gained vote of the cycle. Jones finished last year 8.8% shy of election. Morejón's column: www.martinoticias.com/a/opini%C3%B...
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Left off every single Phillie but voted for Vizquel so hoping he gets hit by a bus.
Would anyone have been able to tell if she had been replaced by Kang or Kodos?
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Would anyone have been able to tell if she had been replaced by Kang or Kodos?
It’s very funny that someone read all this, and still wanted to reply about how Democrats still need to throw trans people under the bus, but just a little
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s very funny that someone read all this, and still wanted to reply about how Democrats still need to throw trans people under the bus, but just a little
It’s gotta be great to be the “explosives” guy on a team. Everyone else has to care about how they look, meanwhile you can just be covered in soot from a bomb gone wrong and no one cares.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s gotta be great to be the “explosives” guy on a team. Everyone else has to care about how they look, meanwhile you can just be covered in soot from a bomb gone wrong and no one cares.
Did anyone find out if Slender Man was impressed?
A Wisconsin woman who stabbed her friend more than a dozen times in 2014 to impress a shadowy fictional character named Slender Man was taken into custody late Sunday, a day after she left a group home where she had been staying.
Morgan Geyser, Convicted in ‘Slender Man’ Stabbing, Is Captured After Fleeing
The woman, Morgan Geyser, was taken into custody a day after she left a group home in Wisconsin. The police said she cut off a monitoring bracelet.
nyti.ms
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Did anyone find out if Slender Man was impressed?
”The Answer to all your AI questions” -the tagline to my Allen Iverson biography
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
”The Answer to all your AI questions” -the tagline to my Allen Iverson biography
I just assume the worst with this woman.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I just assume the worst with this woman.
(Sees a field just big enough that people can play soccer in) “fucking Deliverance over here”
“Someone called Fishtown a suburb”
“Good for them! It’s is a little suburby”
“Good for them! It’s is a little suburby”
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
(Sees a field just big enough that people can play soccer in) “fucking Deliverance over here”
86 Democrats! Fucking useless
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
86 Democrats! Fucking useless
“You gotta vote for the lesser of two evils”
Okay, so, if you live in a closed primary state, you registered as a Republican to make sure the greater evil in the general is less evil, right? You’re not constantly voting for a greater evil in Democrat primaries, right?!
Okay, so, if you live in a closed primary state, you registered as a Republican to make sure the greater evil in the general is less evil, right? You’re not constantly voting for a greater evil in Democrat primaries, right?!
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“You gotta vote for the lesser of two evils”
Okay, so, if you live in a closed primary state, you registered as a Republican to make sure the greater evil in the general is less evil, right? You’re not constantly voting for a greater evil in Democrat primaries, right?!
Okay, so, if you live in a closed primary state, you registered as a Republican to make sure the greater evil in the general is less evil, right? You’re not constantly voting for a greater evil in Democrat primaries, right?!
A good consistent go-to move of the shitty driver is, in a traffic jam, running a red but not getting through the entire intersection, blocking the crosswalk for the entire light cycle, and finding themselves still directly in front of the car that didn’t run the red as traffic clears up.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A good consistent go-to move of the shitty driver is, in a traffic jam, running a red but not getting through the entire intersection, blocking the crosswalk for the entire light cycle, and finding themselves still directly in front of the car that didn’t run the red as traffic clears up.
Democrats need to get behind this Not Sure person the people seemed to have chosen.
NEW IL-09 poll with the Justice Coalition Action: Daniel Biss and Kat Abughazaleh are tied for first in the Democratic primary with 18% of the vote.
Laura Fine trails in third with 10%, and all other candidates receive 6% or less of the vote.
Laura Fine trails in third with 10%, and all other candidates receive 6% or less of the vote.
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Democrats need to get behind this Not Sure person the people seemed to have chosen.
If I had a 4-day work week, I’d definitely take off Wednesdays. Never working more than two days in a row beats a permanent three day weekend imo
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If I had a 4-day work week, I’d definitely take off Wednesdays. Never working more than two days in a row beats a permanent three day weekend imo
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I touched the poop and I won't apologize
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I touched the poop and I won't apologize
If I were him, I’d also do everything but actually finish the series. Funnier that way.
George R.R. Martin confirms there are 'Game of Thrones' sequel projects in the works ⚔️
(via Los7Reinos)
(via Los7Reinos)
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If I were him, I’d also do everything but actually finish the series. Funnier that way.
“When I am killed by the Rainbow B-52, I feel honored that someone was allowed to be openly gay at Lockheed Martin”
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“When I am killed by the Rainbow B-52, I feel honored that someone was allowed to be openly gay at Lockheed Martin”