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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · Jan 10

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 2h

i read a couple 18+ jerry fics last night and today and I forgot how much I liked him. weird little thang... I like how some people had the exact same idea i did which was give this pathetic moldy nerd a huge dick

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🔞 crust 🔞 @badcrustacean.bsky.social · 3d

whatever go my… this (she/her) #deltaruined #tenna

tenna sitting on the floor, her legs spread showing off her wet wet cunt. Her arms are behind her back. Shes flushed and drooling

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 5h

also here's some reidel and eagle launcher, plus the spots where reidel has this huge fangirl crush on jack. she looks like she'd cream her pants fantasizing about him JFJFJFJF

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 6h

rose machinegun is also really cute

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 6h

ive been listening to joruzin's music a lot lately and I found their happy hero miniseries, I really like the design for jack sniper/happy heroine sniper... very me-coded character

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 9h

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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📺 SoftwareAngel 💾 @softwareangel.neocities.org · 1d

wah? a face? #tenna #tennadeltarune

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · Jan 5

Does this count as mecha? It was drawn in 1882.

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 1d

still baffled by this. the sheer audacity of hearing your children don't feel safe in your household and you decide instead of finding out why you're going to mock them by writing down a fucking abuse victim shelter number and telling them to get lost??? what in the....

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 1d

ohh my god i need that hvac to piss in my mouth so bad. oh my goddddddd

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The Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 2d

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you."

- Miss Major, 2023 💔

One of the things I hear with some younger trans people I know is they feel, "I'm gonna get this surgery, and I'm gonna learn that way of speaking, and I'm gonna be done." You're never done. If you're a straight, cisgender person, you're never done. Things are always happening that have the potential to change you. So all I am today is not who I'm gonna be tomorrow, because of the things that happened to me today and later tonight. People forget that. "Oh, after I transition, I'm gonna be through." Well, good luck with that. 'Cause if you're through, then it's time to leave, you know, and I don't wanna go anywhere yet.
I'm in my seventies. Why didn't I stop? Number one is community. My gurls. I've had moments of thinking about stopping, but I didn't. I made sure I would step back, reju- venate myself, and then got back out there, and that's how you make a way. Our stories are not all the same, but the destination is: to get some place where we have some peace and harmony, and we can be at ease with ourselves and the people around us. You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you.

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 2d

one day i will fulfill my wish of draining the life out of a harmless average white boy streamer and then you'll see. you will fucking see

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moon @moonhotel.bsky.social · 2d

I was on the most recent Sonic Weekly podcast (about Bonanza Bros.!) with @dtlurker.bsky.social , @grantpardee.bsky.social and @rvr67michael.bsky.social ! I hope people enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed participating :>

Bonanza Bros. w/ MOON + MICHAEL STEARNS

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punch crotching robot🔞 @kobybeef.bsky.social · 2d

random reminder that most people are too busy worrying about their own insecurities to notice yours

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 2d

i should give that everywhere at the end of time album a listen one of these days... i know what it's about and i know it can get really intense but im curious. I found it's just a burning memory early this morning bc i kept hearing the first few seconds of it and ive been listening to it all day

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discover tab replies from lyndsay 👻 @magpie.tips · 2d

I didn't have enough reception to post this from the woods. Please enjoy this very good stump

A mossy Douglas Fir stump with a ton of mushrooms growing on it

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matthew @pahuski.com · 2d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

now see him gliding serenely

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

the nerve

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

crab would 100% find this image funny

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

like im 100% the kind of guy who sometimes gets into stuff bc they look pretty but I at least understand that just because something Looks Nice doesnt make it Good. People went to see the Avatar movies in theaters bc they thought it Looked Good, but no one remembers a damn thing abt the movie itself

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

this and like usually when people say this they bring up examples like Big Mouth or something and its like. Okay you think the style is ugly, but how's the actual show writing? Did you see it? No? Okay but your mcu-esque "yeah it's bland writing but look at the visuals!" show is good lol

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🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

okay im done i promise

🔞 YOUR　LONG @spamcook.bsky.social · 3d

I dont like hazboy motel at all and I dont understand what people who like it see in it, do you see me going around saying all the fans of that show are abusers or some shit and dont understand REAL adult animated shows??