Sach Spanner
spannerlab.bsky.social
Sach Spanner
@spannerlab.bsky.social
He/him. Manchester, UK.
Chess arbiter, teacher and Dungeon Master. Got out of The Bad Place a long time ago and am trying not to be feral online for financial reasons.
My to do list this morning informed me that it's time to cold stratisfy the peach seeds and I wanted to go back in time four months to when I wrote that, grab myself by the lapels and just start screaming
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Don't put your business up on Google maps. Just don't. Trying to get mine taken down (because I no longer really work with the public) and it's been a nightmare
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
There is a huge royalty-free music bundle starting on Humble Bundle for less than a quid. There is literally no reason to ever use gen AI, not even as a placeholder.
Epic Royalty-Free Music Collection Vol. 3
Get a library of epic, royalty-free music for any situation—professional-quality audio for recording, blogging, streaming, and more—for a price you choose!
www.humblebundle.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.

We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.

We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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one of the things that makes me most mad about genAI (and there are many) is we've been told there's not enough money for hiring. but there's billions poured into ai.

so not enough money to hire workers. but infinite money to pour into technology whose goal is never having to pay workers again.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Subsidised a chess tournament entry for a junior who I suspected needed it- only then did his father tell me exactly what the child had been through.
I wish I could help so much more.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Never been so excited to check my emails. Hopeful to announce good news soon.
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Spent the weekend at an arbiter training course and came back to the sort of email inbox that makes people run screaming into the woods forever
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Squeaky wheels are interesting. They can be irritating, certainly, but it's infinitely better than having an event fail and not knowing why.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state.

That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My husband wanted a vegan version of maafe and I followed the recipe and, aside from the peanut butter there's no protein and it's completely joyless- there's no satisfying bite to it. Any ideas for salvaging it? "Add meat" is my first thought, but open to ideas.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Please don't post curses. No more "repost or you'll have a horrible November". This isn't Tumblr circa 2010 or email circa 2005. People are already living in interesting times. Please stop.
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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have you ever created a video game mod to make characters "look better" (whatever that means to you)? i want to talk to you for an article i'm writing! get at me via maddymyerswrites at gmail dot com. or repost this if it's not you and you just wanna help me spread the word. thanks <3
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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We don't just want 9 river walks, we want access to all rivers. 96% of rivers in England and Wales have no rights of access. Landowners have blocked public access to rivers for centuries. Labour's promise is just 9 new river walks. We say that's not enough.
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just remembered I'm playing chess tonight for the first time in about six months. Remind me again what the horsey does? And does it still count if I don't make the clip-clop sounds? #chesspunks
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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So, people are going to have to pass A level english to live here are they? I hope they study what I did at A level, Translations by Brian Friel, about the colonial evil of the English forcing people to adopt the English language
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Struggled to send my invoice for last month because I didn't want to confront how little it was.
Something needs to change. I don't know what that change looks like yet, but it's painfully necessary.
October 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
"Chess-Results is down."
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think sometimes when you see a wild take on the internet it might be good to remember that some people have taken a lot of dextromethorphan that day and are posting because they can't do anything else.
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Living wage? What of the laughing wage. How much is the loving wage. Tell me that
October 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Thread.

When Enron collapsed, taking Arthur Andersen (then one of The Big Five accounting firms) with them the two big issues were:
1. Enron’s corporate culture which was dependent on the value of their shares always going up.
And
2. Their Mark-to-Market bookkeeping system
"The hundreds of billions of dollars companies are investing in AI now account for an astonishing 40 per cent share of US GDP growth this year... In a way, then, America has become one big bet on AI."
America is now one big bet on AI
It’s seen as the magic fix for every threat to the US economy
www.ft.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM