Sporks Pantalones
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My mom thinks I'm pretty cool [she/her]
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These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Oh my god what do you mean Soken didn’t even ask for it, Tom basically just went “we heard they were huge fans so we wrote them a song to use however they want”
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh my god what do you mean Soken didn’t even ask for it, Tom basically just went “we heard they were huge fans so we wrote them a song to use however they want”
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Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
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Please block me if you’re a Tory Lanez supporter. Don’t let me disturb your peon peace 🤷🏾♀️
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Please block me if you’re a Tory Lanez supporter. Don’t let me disturb your peon peace 🤷🏾♀️
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“More like Gehry put the Weisman on the map” —indignant architects
A letter to the Strib from June, 2018. What a gorgeous building.
A letter to the Strib from June, 2018. What a gorgeous building.
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“More like Gehry put the Weisman on the map” —indignant architects
A letter to the Strib from June, 2018. What a gorgeous building.
A letter to the Strib from June, 2018. What a gorgeous building.
(btw, zero (0) Cybertrucks in Utah, but we were only there for like a block)
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
(btw, zero (0) Cybertrucks in Utah, but we were only there for like a block)
accidentally drive past a Tesla dealership, four (4) Cybertrucks in the parking lot. That's really gonna heck up the count
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
accidentally drive past a Tesla dealership, four (4) Cybertrucks in the parking lot. That's really gonna heck up the count
saw one of @magpie.tips's sons just sauntering along a path even though there was a person there taking pictures (of something else in the distance) merlinbirds.org/species/gamqua
Check out this bird - Gambel's Quail
Merlin Bird ID is a free app that helps you find more birds.
merlinbirds.org
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
saw one of @magpie.tips's sons just sauntering along a path even though there was a person there taking pictures (of something else in the distance) merlinbirds.org/species/gamqua
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RIP Frank Gehry.
One of my fave things of working at LAT when it was downtown was looking up Bunker Hill and seeing the sun hit the stainless steel sails of Disney Hall.
Obit by Chris Hawthorne with additions by me.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
One of my fave things of working at LAT when it was downtown was looking up Bunker Hill and seeing the sun hit the stainless steel sails of Disney Hall.
Obit by Chris Hawthorne with additions by me.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Frank O. Gehry, the architect who changed the civic landscape of his adopted hometown of Los Angeles, has died
Frank Gehry, known for ebullient cultural buildings like Disney Hall who helped invigorate the field of architecture at a moribund time, has died.
www.latimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
RIP Frank Gehry.
One of my fave things of working at LAT when it was downtown was looking up Bunker Hill and seeing the sun hit the stainless steel sails of Disney Hall.
Obit by Chris Hawthorne with additions by me.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
One of my fave things of working at LAT when it was downtown was looking up Bunker Hill and seeing the sun hit the stainless steel sails of Disney Hall.
Obit by Chris Hawthorne with additions by me.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
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WHEN I SAY LUDO YOU SAY NARRATIVE
LUDO
LUDO
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
WHEN I SAY LUDO YOU SAY NARRATIVE
LUDO
LUDO
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I’m not watching any of this, I’m working but that won’t stop me from chiming in. Also fuck RFK JR forever.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m not watching any of this, I’m working but that won’t stop me from chiming in. Also fuck RFK JR forever.
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Infantino is an amateur. Sepp Blatter would have made trump give him an award.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Infantino is an amateur. Sepp Blatter would have made trump give him an award.
Enterprise Rent-A-Car license plate revoked after immigration agents illegally swapped it out, records show
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/04/i...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/04/i...
Enterprise Rent-A-Car license plate revoked after immigration agents illegally swapped it out, records show
Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias warned federal agents against swapping out license plates. Records show it happened anyway.
www.chicagotribune.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Enterprise Rent-A-Car license plate revoked after immigration agents illegally swapped it out, records show
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/04/i...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/04/i...
you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
do we miss Sepp Blatter are we at that point
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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There are a lot of really horrific examples of “it can always get worse” in world history but I find Sepp Blatter to Gianni Infantino hits just the right note of bleak whimsy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There are a lot of really horrific examples of “it can always get worse” in world history but I find Sepp Blatter to Gianni Infantino hits just the right note of bleak whimsy.
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Hegseth is absolutely strategizing some kind of strike against Paraguay right now
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hegseth is absolutely strategizing some kind of strike against Paraguay right now
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Everyone shut up Tobi has something to say.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Everyone shut up Tobi has something to say.
this is some warp shit
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is some warp shit
MAKE TRUMP EXPLAIN THE OFFSIDE RULE
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
MAKE TRUMP EXPLAIN THE OFFSIDE RULE
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Our friend the Colombian Giant Toad is one of the largest toads in the world, growing to nearly ten inches long! They are also known as Blomberg's Toad, named after Swedish Explorer Rolf Blomberg who collected the type specimen in 1951! (photo by Julia Moning)
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Our friend the Colombian Giant Toad is one of the largest toads in the world, growing to nearly ten inches long! They are also known as Blomberg's Toad, named after Swedish Explorer Rolf Blomberg who collected the type specimen in 1951! (photo by Julia Moning)
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