Stackhouse
@stack.bsky.social
Tinker, gamer, marketing trickster. Cannot tell a lie for free. RIP Sammy Jankis. (He/Him)
:rubber hose cartoon-level inhale:
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December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
:rubber hose cartoon-level inhale:
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
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The American attitude to everything becomes transparent when you realize we would, as a society, rather let 99 people go without something they indisputably need to keep 1 person who doesn’t need it from getting it.
We need to be able to see that the line "accommodations have gone too far" is an expression of the ableist notion that disabled students do not belong in higher ed. Its fundamentally an anxiety about the fact that disabled students get an "advantage" over abled students.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The American attitude to everything becomes transparent when you realize we would, as a society, rather let 99 people go without something they indisputably need to keep 1 person who doesn’t need it from getting it.
I taught a new generation the Skyrim Buckethead Trick this Thanksgiving, because without tradition who are we
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I taught a new generation the Skyrim Buckethead Trick this Thanksgiving, because without tradition who are we
Sometimes people mention John Eastman, my brain glitches, and I have a horrible moment of wondering how John Hodgman went so wrong
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sometimes people mention John Eastman, my brain glitches, and I have a horrible moment of wondering how John Hodgman went so wrong
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We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the Trump administration. So we talked to three Russia-funded content farmers at a tea house in Islamabad.
New mirror test dropped
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
New mirror test dropped
I've had dogs take longer to get it, Peridot's lived here for less than a week.
Clever girl...
Clever girl...
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I've had dogs take longer to get it, Peridot's lived here for less than a week.
Clever girl...
Clever girl...
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
Real One detected
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Real One detected
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
"Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying."
Iain Banks
Iain Banks
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying."
Iain Banks
Iain Banks
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
Philly, I poop on you.
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Philly, I poop on you.
If the DCU only existed to give Alan Tudyk more work, I'd be okay with that.
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If the DCU only existed to give Alan Tudyk more work, I'd be okay with that.
@johnrogers.bsky.social I rolled my eyes at the casino boat caper and must now apologize for that
www.jalopnik.com/1970971/scub...
www.jalopnik.com/1970971/scub...
Scuba Thief Steals Thousands From Floating Disney Restaurant, Then Disappears Into Water - Jalopnik
Have you ever wanted to pull off the perfect heist, something that would make Steven Soderbergh green with envy?
www.jalopnik.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
@johnrogers.bsky.social I rolled my eyes at the casino boat caper and must now apologize for that
www.jalopnik.com/1970971/scub...
www.jalopnik.com/1970971/scub...
The Admin finally making progress on kitchen table issues. Coke is more affordable than ever!
The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The Admin finally making progress on kitchen table issues. Coke is more affordable than ever!
In today's official reality, 300m Americans died of drug abuse and the 40m survivors are boring as fuck
September 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
In today's official reality, 300m Americans died of drug abuse and the 40m survivors are boring as fuck
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We've got Gavin Newsom et al. eulogizing a version Charlie Kirk who did not exist, Trump et al. blaming his death on leftist violence that didnt happen, and the entire media apparatus denouncing Dems for dancing on his grave, something no Dems are doing. Has The Discourse ever felt more unmoored?
September 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We've got Gavin Newsom et al. eulogizing a version Charlie Kirk who did not exist, Trump et al. blaming his death on leftist violence that didnt happen, and the entire media apparatus denouncing Dems for dancing on his grave, something no Dems are doing. Has The Discourse ever felt more unmoored?
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Also note the double standard for conservative and liberals: you can say anything offensive on air as a conservative it will be defended as your right to free speech. If you say a true thing that happens to be impolite as a liberal, you get shitcanned
MSM is showing its whole ass right now. They know Kirk wasn’t a good dude, yet they’re bending over backwards to sanitize him, leaving out his entire racist and white nationalist record.
Mathew Dowd was fired by MSNBC for even the mildest of truths.
Mathew Dowd was fired by MSNBC for even the mildest of truths.
September 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Also note the double standard for conservative and liberals: you can say anything offensive on air as a conservative it will be defended as your right to free speech. If you say a true thing that happens to be impolite as a liberal, you get shitcanned
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Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.
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Wow, y’all really went from “we have confirmed it was an antifascist trans person because of markings” to “we have zero comprehension of this clearly random and incomprehensible act” as soon as it turned out he was a white right-winger.
“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Wow, y’all really went from “we have confirmed it was an antifascist trans person because of markings” to “we have zero comprehension of this clearly random and incomprehensible act” as soon as it turned out he was a white right-winger.
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Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
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Absolutely one of the most exhausting things about this time is that we're constantly being forced to listen to deranged or uninformed or some combination of both fucking muppets, and they're in charge. Of a superpower. Like this is normal.
Like, I hated Dick Cheney, but he wasn't *dumb*.
Like, I hated Dick Cheney, but he wasn't *dumb*.
Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "At its essence, artificial intelligence takes electricity and turns it into intelligence, empowering Americans."
September 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Absolutely one of the most exhausting things about this time is that we're constantly being forced to listen to deranged or uninformed or some combination of both fucking muppets, and they're in charge. Of a superpower. Like this is normal.
Like, I hated Dick Cheney, but he wasn't *dumb*.
Like, I hated Dick Cheney, but he wasn't *dumb*.
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Yeah it’s sort of funny but I’m a 100% unironic believer in that “good times create weak men” shit now, it’s totally accurate, it’s just that the kind of guys who posted it the last few years were the weak men in question.
Everything conservatives said about decadence and the dangers of moral degeneracy was right. They just utterly missed the mark when identifying the source of it.
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Yeah it’s sort of funny but I’m a 100% unironic believer in that “good times create weak men” shit now, it’s totally accurate, it’s just that the kind of guys who posted it the last few years were the weak men in question.
Content marketing and journalism have different goals.
Here's some real talk: Dem strategists urging Dems to avoid the "trap" of talking about Trump occupying cities are saying this precisely in order to get quoted in NYT and elsewhere, and everyone involved in this charade knows it.
@jamisonfoser.bsky.social and me:
newrepublic.com/article/1998...
@jamisonfoser.bsky.social and me:
newrepublic.com/article/1998...
September 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Content marketing and journalism have different goals.