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Darth J.D.
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Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Pop Culture fan that has been reading Marvel comics for 30 years (pejorative).

Known for cooking things that bring an immersive experience to your favorite fandom.
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We gonna rock Black History Month the only way I know how:

By highlighting some amazing Black folks in the rock/indie/punk scene.
a woman singing into a microphone while a man plays guitar
ALT: a woman singing into a microphone while a man plays guitar
media.tenor.com
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Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
Donate - Native Organizers Alliance
Supporting organizing and advocacy initiatives for Indigenous justice.
nativeorganizing.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Also need 8k for 4 root canals to stop these abscesses from killing me.

Please give any amount so we can build a collective life raft.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Want to know how I think you can TRULY honor Thanksgiving?

SHORTEN THE WORK WEEK. We should be having a giant meal and family gathering way more often than we do, America.
The 4-Day work week is a step in that direction.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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TL;DR: the *actual* poverty line in the US for a family of four with two young children is about $140,000, and there isn't much improvement in quality of life between $40K and $100K.

There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I want to live!

Get loud about helping, please? Do a fundraiser, bake-sale, ANYthing?

Please please please? My life is worth fighting for.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I need the fourth movie to put him in a true southern gothic setting.

And also put Robert Pattison in it. I want Dueling Banjos: fake southern accent edition.
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Fascinated by the Bigfoot/yeti split because they would be of a similar species.

It’s like saying “Wolves are real but I’m not sure about coyotes”.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
After the insane take this is in response to, I can’t even pretend to be bothered by this.

I mean Pumpkin Pie is manna from the heavens especially topped with whipped cream, but getting it right isn’t something many do well.
Ok this take is unhinged BUT I have my own version of this, which is that I actually hate pumpkin pie.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yeah Imma pass on this one.
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.

Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m sure DC will find another corrupt politician to take her place.
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not seek a fourth term
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don’t know who may need to hear this, but Alton Brown is back to save your Turkey*.

*if you do turkey and follow instructions.
Alton Brown Cooks Food | Episode 1: The Big Bird
YouTube video by Alton Brown
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Actually let’s make this my official Thanksgiving Tyrant thread.

Chuck full of tips, complaints, and “Trust me Bro” advice.
Ah. The Tuesday before Thanksgiving.

The day I start doing a lot of fucking math and desserts.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ah. The Tuesday before Thanksgiving.

The day I start doing a lot of fucking math and desserts.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
While people continue to try and convince themselves that jellied cranberry is good, I made a browned butter-brown sugar butter pecan ice cream base to churn tomorrow.

Because shit like that is how I earned the privilege to be a Thanksgiving Tyrant.

I also chopped up focaccia for stuffing today.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Star Wars ranking discourse is my favorite discourse because nobody and everybody is wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Hey y’all! I am safe but I still need some help reaching my latest goal of 1000 for housing and food costs. If you are able to donate and/or repost, I would truly appreciate it 🧡
Donate to I'm Suing My Negligent Landlord, organized by Clarkisha Kent
If you’ve been following me on Twitter for the last two years in particular, then you k… Clarkisha Kent needs your support for I'm Suing My Negligent Landlord
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November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fond memories of that voice. What a lady.
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Only Wicked thing I’m watching tonight is this.
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My theater is fucking packed for Wicked, a movie I forgot existed until I walked into this crowd of parents taking group shots of their kids in front of the Wicked sign.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Oh sure, I tell the kids the same thing every day but this guy is some kind of saint for saying it
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The Busy World of Doctor Who
February 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The only good gov agency account on Bluesky.
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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I think it is very unlikely that most of these are Russian influence agents, and considerably more likely that they are people from developing economies who have cottoned on to ways to make relatively large amounts of money for them by being paid-per-view by X.
This week we learned that many of the most active Twitter accounts are foreigners, most likely Russian influence agents, operating in the guise of Red State Americans.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This got little attention at the time, but has become more relevant by the day …

Criminalising the documentation of events is a direct attack on press freedom, and it puts journalists - including nyt journalists - at grave risk

Is the @nytimes.com backing this prosecution?
The hate crime charge against Alexa Wilkinson for photographing vandalism of the New York Times building is a dangerous precedent, no matter what you think of Wilkinson.
Journalist or not, photography isn’t a hate crime
Gatekeeping over hate crime charges misses the forest for the trees
freedom.press
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I am fascinated by the Magician in the bunch because there are like three options.
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM