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Stefan M
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My retirement funds are stored in long boxes
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This glib statement is all the more risible when you recall how many law enforcement officers used their vehicles as weapons against protesters in 2020... and how many Republican-dominated states *sought to legalize killing protesters with vehicles* as a reaction to the demonstrations
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This is the commemorative frame the Leafs gave Auston for passing Mats? I’m going to see this available for silent auction at the grocery store next week, with proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity. They couldn’t even take off the cardboard corner protectors?
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Mamdani, your task is to make New York so affordable that even I can move there
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Man if we don't rediscover the idea of the common good soon, we're really not gonna make it
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Wordlebot is an opp
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Tim Robinson understands what the boys are going through: defector.com/tim-robinson...
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Confirmation that production on the X-Men movie has begun, and yes, Wolverine is being played by the actor you’re thinking of
hanging out in HOLLYWEIRD, COMMIEFORNIA and while I rep for Canada all day long, boy is it nice to be able to pretend it's not winter for a few days
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Stores left with shelves on top of shelves of Funkos are in tough. Any GameStop or similar store I walk into are stuffed to the rafters with dozens of secondary characters from middling movies and tv shows, and they’re certainly not going to get any more popular over time.
In Funko's Fall, We Sinned All: With Funko's future in doubt, a look back at how Pops took over the world and comics shops, and whether they can be replaced
In Funko’s Fall, We Sinned All
With Funko's future in doubt, a look back at how Pops took over the world and comics shops, and whether they can be replaced
www.comicsbeat.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Very excited to see where Stephanie Phillips takes Daredevil next year. I’ve really enjoyed Phoenix and lately her Spider-Gwen books.
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hate that every part of this is true
There is one defensible path forward for the Leafs at this point, and that's to rebuild.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Mandani: Too many among us have turned to the right for answers to why they've been left behind . We will leave mediocrity in our past. No longer will we have to open a history book for proof that Democrats can dare to be great.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I really, really thought the Jays were going to win. The only time I’ve ever been that confident about the Leafs was against the Senators last year. Might be the most crushing loss I’ve ever watched.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Eat it, Wrobleski
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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NBA media is not built to cover a gambling scandal, but Defector is: defector.com/products
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Headed for Saturday night.
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
GEORGE
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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shocked to learn that the president lied about this and also this is a horrible defacing of a building that belongs to the people of the United States, not donald trump
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...
theonion.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM