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Stefan Sommer

@stefansommer.bsky.social

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"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man." - Jack Handy

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 23h

He has all the charisma and range of a stucco ceiling.

He's the top billed star but he's #3 in terms of screen time. Everybody else in it is better than him.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yes. When the planes are flying through the air and NIN is blaring bass tones and the whole place is vibrating while amazing visuals splash across the screen! That was a great theatre experience.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 1d

I remember when Nate Dogg died and the article just said he died of "poor health".

Could we have saved Nate Dogg but just getting him to a doctor one time? Goddamn.

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 1d

If you're going to see Tron: Ares, make SURE you see it on the biggest screen and more importantly, with the loudest sound.

It's essentially a 2.5hr music video for the new NIN album and the visuals are so incredibly good. The red/black aesthetic is stunning and they made great use of Vancouver.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 1d

Mood

reincarnated

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 1d

I'd apologize for putting you on the spot but I'm not sorry AT. ALL.

#teambernie

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

You mean Barrack HUSSEIN Obama?? 🤬🤬

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

He's right! Bots WILL fuck with his clips! That's 100% accurate! He knew that and did this anyway! So take the public lashing in the town square, Bill. Since he doesn't live in Riyadh, he don't actually have to take a public lashing in an actual town square unlike women who get raped in Riyadh, FYI

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

As many have noted, a Liberal Joe Rogan would require someone observably stupid, easily manipulated, popular for being both and most of all, they'd have to lie ALL THE TIME.

That shit is exhausting and all the liberal outlets are tired as fuck just trying to report the horrors. It ain't happening.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

Benny Hill is Hamas! Wait. He's Antifa! Wait. He's... Uhhhh... SHOOT THE STEREO AND BLAME THE GUY IN THE FROG COSTUME!

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 2d

Wen should direct more attention to incidents like these because Americans are more likely to respond to brutality to pets than to brutality to human beings.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

I.C.E. #1: "I shot a priest today and then beat up a lady with glasses who was praying! We're heroes!"

I.C.E. #2: "Oh yeah, man! We're gonna get invited to the White House for this! My family is SO proud, my sister can't even speak to me any more. Because of all the pride!"

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 2d

Federal agents aren’t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law.

They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying in front of an ICE facility. If that doesn’t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

Ok, buddy. You're the best ❤️🐺

@he11fire217.bsky.social give Bernie a treat today. She deserves it!

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

He REALLY wants it...

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

Should Murphy get this fishy?

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

Aw no way. First they gave the golden dong a plane, then they got a UFC event booked on their soil, and now they get an air force base in the US?

Hm. Something....something about this seems....off? 🙄

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

🤣🤣

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

Heavens! The molecular malfeasance of pernicious mold has wrought inflammation and sorrow upon this furrowed vessel of unvarnished truth!

In other words, this dirty dork gave himself scabies or whatever. Couldn't have happened to a bigger dipshit. Go back to Russia, clown!

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

I deeply enjoyed this article.

No one would be more offended by these comics than their 28 year old selves.

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

Yet somehow there will be a report generated that says "we investigated ourselves and discovered that we did nothing wrong" and the clown show will roll on.

Everything we've been watching over the last 10 months in America has already happened in Ontario. Power has been seized and nothing matters.

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

I don't normally drink caffeine and never have. So when I do, that shit WORKS.

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ALT: a cartoon squirrel with big eyes and a blue sky in the background with tig.am at the bottom

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 2d

This is super cool. I cycle down here all the time and I can't wait to start exploring the banks of the new shores.

Creatures buried in soil for over a century burst back to life in Toronto waterfront

A project to restore coastal wetland leads to astonishing discoveries of a host of life: seeds and plant scraps, as well as water fleas, worms, larvae and plankton

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Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 3d

Not to be crude, but if we find out that she's doing whippets with canned Trump Farts, I won't exactly act surprised. She seems the type.

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 3d

I watched Question Period yesterday and there's absolutely no way Ford can handle the French required. So unless they change the rules, he's already peaked.

I don't usually watch QP but I was helping my Mom out and that's her daytime soap opera 🤣

Stefan Sommer @stefansommer.bsky.social · 3d

Where are you? BC?