Stefan Sommer
@stefansommer.bsky.social
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."
- Jack Handy
- Jack Handy
He has to be the most successful Scarborough Mans of all time. Mostly for marrying a prime Vanessa Williams. But the NBA titles and now this? Pfft.
Ex-NBA champ Fox entering Bahamian politics
Former NBA player Rick Fox will run for a legislative seat in the Bahamas in next year's general election, he announced Monday.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He has to be the most successful Scarborough Mans of all time. Mostly for marrying a prime Vanessa Williams. But the NBA titles and now this? Pfft.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
(Icarus II, Endurance, Rocinante, Nauvoo)
(Icarus II, Endurance, Rocinante, Nauvoo)
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
(Icarus II, Endurance, Rocinante, Nauvoo)
(Icarus II, Endurance, Rocinante, Nauvoo)
At least this policy brought that poor woman from Leslieville back to life.
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NEW: Months after many supervised injection sites were shut down, Toronto is reporting an increase in “visible substance use on the street" and “open use of substances in public spaces.” #ToPoli #ONpoli
globalnews.ca/news/1154127...
globalnews.ca/news/1154127...
Toronto reports more visible drug use after supervised injection sites closed down - Toronto | Globalnews.ca
The City of Toronto is reporting an increase in visible drug use in the wake of the Ford government's decision to pull funding for several safe-injection sites earlier this year.
globalnews.ca
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
At least this policy brought that poor woman from Leslieville back to life.
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I dunno lady, the time for a "hard reset" was back when you turned a blind eye to the sex crimes done by your idiot husband and everyone else in your wrestling company.
Maybe this loopy twit shouldn't have failed upward so far? I work in education and wouldn't listen to anything she says.
Maybe this loopy twit shouldn't have failed upward so far? I work in education and wouldn't listen to anything she says.
Linda McMahon: "The states will have less requirements because more money will go in block grants to the states ... I have called for a hard reset of education because we have failed our students."
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I dunno lady, the time for a "hard reset" was back when you turned a blind eye to the sex crimes done by your idiot husband and everyone else in your wrestling company.
Maybe this loopy twit shouldn't have failed upward so far? I work in education and wouldn't listen to anything she says.
Maybe this loopy twit shouldn't have failed upward so far? I work in education and wouldn't listen to anything she says.
Love this energy. Pass it along.
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Love this energy. Pass it along.
Finally.
Tell these talking head twits like Bitchy McStupid here that they're not as smart as they think that are with baiting questions, refusal to let Dems answer and mid-sentence editorials.
Treat her as hostile from the jump. Cuss her out. Refuse to cave in to her bullshit.
TELL HER SHE SUCKS
Tell these talking head twits like Bitchy McStupid here that they're not as smart as they think that are with baiting questions, refusal to let Dems answer and mid-sentence editorials.
Treat her as hostile from the jump. Cuss her out. Refuse to cave in to her bullshit.
TELL HER SHE SUCKS
"That's absolutely a ridiculous assertion. Shame on you for saying that" -- Hakeem Jeffries was not happy when CNBC's Rebecca Quick claimed he actually wants healthcare costs to go up to score political points on Republicans
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Finally.
Tell these talking head twits like Bitchy McStupid here that they're not as smart as they think that are with baiting questions, refusal to let Dems answer and mid-sentence editorials.
Treat her as hostile from the jump. Cuss her out. Refuse to cave in to her bullshit.
TELL HER SHE SUCKS
Tell these talking head twits like Bitchy McStupid here that they're not as smart as they think that are with baiting questions, refusal to let Dems answer and mid-sentence editorials.
Treat her as hostile from the jump. Cuss her out. Refuse to cave in to her bullshit.
TELL HER SHE SUCKS
The best show I saw all year was definitely Erykah Badu at History in Toronto.
She locked up our phones and then blew us away with the promise that her album was coming in 2 weeks so we'd get to hear it all soon.
The album still hasn't come out, but track 1 here is a tease. For fans, this is GOLD🏆
She locked up our phones and then blew us away with the promise that her album was coming in 2 weeks so we'd get to hear it all soon.
The album still hasn't come out, but track 1 here is a tease. For fans, this is GOLD🏆
Erykah Badu Live at The New York Times: ‘On & On,’ ‘Rimshot’ & More
YouTube video by Popcast
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November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The best show I saw all year was definitely Erykah Badu at History in Toronto.
She locked up our phones and then blew us away with the promise that her album was coming in 2 weeks so we'd get to hear it all soon.
The album still hasn't come out, but track 1 here is a tease. For fans, this is GOLD🏆
She locked up our phones and then blew us away with the promise that her album was coming in 2 weeks so we'd get to hear it all soon.
The album still hasn't come out, but track 1 here is a tease. For fans, this is GOLD🏆
"The beatings will continue until morale improves and I am not an idiot AT ALL so please tell everyone I'm not an idiot"
Lutnick: "The president wants to make sure the American people understand that the tariffs are there for their benefit"
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"The beatings will continue until morale improves and I am not an idiot AT ALL so please tell everyone I'm not an idiot"
Evidence of why these rich fucks need better friends. If I tried leaving the house like this, my boys would pull me aside and have a word.
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Evidence of why these rich fucks need better friends. If I tried leaving the house like this, my boys would pull me aside and have a word.
These hideous morons are more closely associated with sex crimes, domestic abuse and human trafficking than almost any other duo on this entire planet. So OF COURSE the Trump Administration would be protecting them.
America, get your shit together.
America, get your shit together.
Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
These hideous morons are more closely associated with sex crimes, domestic abuse and human trafficking than almost any other duo on this entire planet. So OF COURSE the Trump Administration would be protecting them.
America, get your shit together.
America, get your shit together.
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
On behalf of 🇨🇦
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
On behalf of 🇨🇦
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
Happy Bornday to me 🏔️
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Happy Bornday to me 🏔️
@pud333.bsky.social I'm trying all the new IPAs in Alberta this week. Mmmmm....hazy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@pud333.bsky.social I'm trying all the new IPAs in Alberta this week. Mmmmm....hazy.
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
Back in my hometown with my girl to celebrate turning 45 years young tomorrow 🏔️🍻 #banff #lakelouise
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Back in my hometown with my girl to celebrate turning 45 years young tomorrow 🏔️🍻 #banff #lakelouise
The supposed richest man in the world isn't just an illiterate nazi edgelord, he's also incredibly vulnerable to any level of criticism that permeates his bubble.
Don't you think America's enemies are noting how easily he can be manipulated?
Truly, we live in the dumbest timeline.
Don't you think America's enemies are noting how easily he can be manipulated?
Truly, we live in the dumbest timeline.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The supposed richest man in the world isn't just an illiterate nazi edgelord, he's also incredibly vulnerable to any level of criticism that permeates his bubble.
Don't you think America's enemies are noting how easily he can be manipulated?
Truly, we live in the dumbest timeline.
Don't you think America's enemies are noting how easily he can be manipulated?
Truly, we live in the dumbest timeline.
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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We don't deserve any of them 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We don't deserve any of them 🥲
In the realm of the most cosmically unjust realities I'm forced to live within, almost none is as offensive as that Soundgarden can't tour again but Limp Bizkit can.
#1 bullshit. There is no god.
#1 bullshit. There is no god.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
In the realm of the most cosmically unjust realities I'm forced to live within, almost none is as offensive as that Soundgarden can't tour again but Limp Bizkit can.
#1 bullshit. There is no god.
#1 bullshit. There is no god.