Stephanie Mathis, MLS(ASCP) 😷💜
stephmu00mls.bsky.social
Stephanie Mathis, MLS(ASCP) 😷💜
@stephmu00mls.bsky.social
USA nationally certified Medical Laboratory Scientist who has traveled to 11 states in 20 years,
works overnight shift, and loves Microbiology and Blood Bank!

(Also singing, reading, cooking/baking, & cuddling/playing with her Mom's kitties! 😻)
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(saved from a Facebook memory to my phone on May 2, 2022;

my daughter Sarah drew this picture containing titles of several different Fall Out Boy songs ~ May 2012 at age 10!)

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@drbethany.bsky.social 🙂
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Lonely? Go to the pub, mash in 5 pints and a couple of shots, then talk to the inevitable old guy with a dog

Never fails

(of course said partially in jest. I'm not diminishing the loneliness epidemic.. we need more affordable and accessible 3rd spaces. AI can fuck itself sky high)
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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The breakdown of why AI can't count the R's in strawberry does a really good job of detailing why AI sucks arseholes

It can't be trusted with anything outside of rote tasks where you don't need to depend on the outcome (for me, that's unit testing to arbitrary code coverage requirements..)
February 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Kristi Noem says she’s still in charge of Department of #HomelandFascism...

probably *NOT* for much longer!

🇺🇲🍿🤞!

thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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I miss this baby so much (working in Maryland, at least 8-hour drive from Vermont)! 😻
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Brownie is bigger here (January 2026, when I had to leave for new contract in MD). I hate to imagine how many mornings after that he went up to the living room couch where I slept, wondering where Aunt Steph ran off to...
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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She probably even lied when she declared that she was a female.
I worked for Maxwell Communications for several years, at which time she lied about EVERYTHING!!!!
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Well, if they endorse bleach for Covid, who’s surprised about snorting cocaine off toilet seats?
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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If he had given that example that happened (40?) years ago then had learned from it, that would’ve been a sign of capacity to change and insight. But, no! He went on to confirm that he’s not afraid of germs as an addict so wasn’t afraid of Covid? He admitted he was and still is dangerous-reckless.
February 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Not only is the public seeing who the actual r*pists are, but also who really should be deported. Melania too, with her Epstein/"Einstein" visa.
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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I can only imagine that he was rude and obnoxious as a husband, unapologetically annoying, and maybe even smelled bad. I don't understand how women can marry men like this just for the money, it sounds traumatizing, but yeah I think that's the case here.
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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I mean yeah of course the guy who told taylor swift to get in the kitchen was a piece of shit to his wife
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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More like made up sex. Once a hillbilly goes that deep into the couch cushions, they very rarely come back.
February 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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We gotta look for similar signs of JD Vance eeeeeaaaasing Usha out of his life.
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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If I was to take this in good faith, I'd argue she really couldn't stand seeing reminders of what she's lost all over the place.

But when have scumbags like them ever taken anything in good faith and graced others with the assumption of multi-dimensionality and humanity?
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Those kids better get a DNA test
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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On some level you’ve gotta feel bad for him.

But on another level I really, really don’t. These two hateful grifters were built for each other. No love, no respect, just a completely transactional partnership.

What a hilariously rotten existence.
February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Losing your wife to childbirth is the second half of their solution to no no-fault-divorce and bringing back young widows and widowers.
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM