Stephsimone
@stephsimone.bsky.social
Proud daughter of one french bird Chantal and London lad Terence. Cancer survivor at 25, now going through all that fun stuff again. Lover of music, dancing and this thing called life. Can be found mostly knocking around with the Yorkshire fella x
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The director of Melania movie
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The director of Melania movie
I've always empathised with my US cousins who stand up to Trump with 'Not my President', however - and based on Trump's current global manoeuvres - I am starting to wonder whether I, as a British Citizen, will soon need to be making my own placard with the very same words on.... 😳
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I've always empathised with my US cousins who stand up to Trump with 'Not my President', however - and based on Trump's current global manoeuvres - I am starting to wonder whether I, as a British Citizen, will soon need to be making my own placard with the very same words on.... 😳
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I obvs give Badenoch a lot of shit but it's good to see her on the right side of this. Wasn't a given www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
Trump tariffs: US president announces plan to hit UK, Denmark and other European countries with tariffs over Greenland
The US president says the countries will be charged a
www.bbc.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I obvs give Badenoch a lot of shit but it's good to see her on the right side of this. Wasn't a given www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
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The skin colour remark, which had been criticised by Chris Philp and Mel Stride was, I think the moment she could have acted, and instead she did chummy shout-outs to him in her conference speech. There was a window then when she would have had the freedom to do so.
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The skin colour remark, which had been criticised by Chris Philp and Mel Stride was, I think the moment she could have acted, and instead she did chummy shout-outs to him in her conference speech. There was a window then when she would have had the freedom to do so.
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When I stop laughing I'll provide some insightful analysis.
BREAKING Kemi Badenoch has sacked Robert Jenrick from the shadow cabinet, removed the whip and suspended his party membership.
She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 AM
When I stop laughing I'll provide some insightful analysis.
Santé🥂(in both ways) xxx
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Santé🥂(in both ways) xxx
What a difference a year makes in both politics and health - I’m hopefully done with all chemo, surgery, radiotherapy and now relatively ‘cancer freé 🥳
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
What a difference a year makes in both politics and health - I’m hopefully done with all chemo, surgery, radiotherapy and now relatively ‘cancer freé 🥳
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Delete. Delete. Delete….
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Delete. Delete. Delete….
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Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
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Hands up if you’re still on Twitter
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Hands up if you’re still on Twitter
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A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE (Netflix): Terrifying, especially given the unprincipled, waffling nitwit in the White House.
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE (Netflix): Terrifying, especially given the unprincipled, waffling nitwit in the White House.
Can't believe I missed this. Spot on piece of writing by @mrjohncrace.bsky.social on the rise of the no-longer insidious Conservative fascist voice.
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Can't believe I missed this. Spot on piece of writing by @mrjohncrace.bsky.social on the rise of the no-longer insidious Conservative fascist voice.
Did I really hear Annunziata Rees-Mogg compare Andrew's penchant for underage girls to 'like having cancer' on #JeremyVine ? My ears are bleeding. @jeremyvine.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Did I really hear Annunziata Rees-Mogg compare Andrew's penchant for underage girls to 'like having cancer' on #JeremyVine ? My ears are bleeding. @jeremyvine.bsky.social
Just finished watching one of THE best series of the year, #Task and have also just found out that Maeve is in fact Aled Jones' daughter and my mind is BLOWN. How are the likes of 'Walking in the Air' choir boy and Phil Collins pumping out such gorgeous and talented girls?! Bravo fellas! 🫡
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just finished watching one of THE best series of the year, #Task and have also just found out that Maeve is in fact Aled Jones' daughter and my mind is BLOWN. How are the likes of 'Walking in the Air' choir boy and Phil Collins pumping out such gorgeous and talented girls?! Bravo fellas! 🫡
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Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.
Real life:
Real life:
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.
Real life:
Real life:
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Je persiste, on aurait dû nous annoncer un nouveau premier-ministre hier soir, maintenir le secret, et ce matin avoir une conférence de presse de "Sebastian Elcornudo", nouveau premier ministre :
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Je persiste, on aurait dû nous annoncer un nouveau premier-ministre hier soir, maintenir le secret, et ce matin avoir une conférence de presse de "Sebastian Elcornudo", nouveau premier ministre :
At this point, I am totally expecting Macron to name himself as the new prime minster.
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At this point, I am totally expecting Macron to name himself as the new prime minster.
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Breaking news: María Corina Machado has been awarded the prize for ‘keeping the flame of democracy burning amidst a growing darkness’ . The win dashes the hopes of US President Donald Trump. on.ft.com/4ocHAKY
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Breaking news: María Corina Machado has been awarded the prize for ‘keeping the flame of democracy burning amidst a growing darkness’ . The win dashes the hopes of US President Donald Trump. on.ft.com/4ocHAKY
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Apparently, this was "nothing to do with skin colour". Robert Jenrick just likes "mixed communities". Which is why he has also criticised very white neighbourhoods or towns and villages up and down the UK, umm... <checks notes> never.
Wow. Robert Jenrick doubles down by branding a black journalist's questions "ridiculous" and saying that the problem is not his comments, but "journalists like you who pop up and try to knock me down", adding that "this is the reason why terrorist attacks happen". ~AA
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Apparently, this was "nothing to do with skin colour". Robert Jenrick just likes "mixed communities". Which is why he has also criticised very white neighbourhoods or towns and villages up and down the UK, umm... <checks notes> never.
** hoists knickers and bra at half mast **
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
** hoists knickers and bra at half mast **