Gyro Protagonist
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Master, apprentice, Heartborne, Seventh Seeker, warrior, disciple, in me - the Wishmaster
MTV’s True Life: My Cat and Kash Patel Are Spiritually Brothers
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
MTV’s True Life: My Cat and Kash Patel Are Spiritually Brothers
Early reviews of Metroid Prime 4 are looking good
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Early reviews of Metroid Prime 4 are looking good
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yall we got that cali purp come check these hairs out. damn son these nugs look like the metroid motorcycle
The color combo for Samus' Prime 4 suit might make it my favorite look for her ever. Its so sick.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
yall we got that cali purp come check these hairs out. damn son these nugs look like the metroid motorcycle
Why is he posing like Eleven in every season finale of Stranger Things
At least six states have implemented new congressional maps this year in an effort to swing or improve the Republican majority in the House.
DeSantis Says Florida Will Redraw Congressional Lines In Spring, Report Says
At least six states have implemented new congressional maps this year in an effort to swing or improve the Republican majority in the House.
www.forbes.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Why is he posing like Eleven in every season finale of Stranger Things
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doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
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her: i consent
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
her: i consent
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
I dunno what it feels like to consult forbidden esoteric knowledge to my own detriment like in Lovecraftian horror but I bet it feels like when I found out about IMDb and immediately used it to find out what the bottom half of Home Improvement Wilson’s face looked like
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I dunno what it feels like to consult forbidden esoteric knowledge to my own detriment like in Lovecraftian horror but I bet it feels like when I found out about IMDb and immediately used it to find out what the bottom half of Home Improvement Wilson’s face looked like
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ANXIETY: Nothing in your life will ever go right
DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone
GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it
DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone
GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ANXIETY: Nothing in your life will ever go right
DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone
GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it
DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone
GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
After being introduced to ‘00s teen dramas by my wife I’m not entertaining the “Stranger Things kids are old” stuff anymore. First Season OC Ryan Atwood was 25!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
After being introduced to ‘00s teen dramas by my wife I’m not entertaining the “Stranger Things kids are old” stuff anymore. First Season OC Ryan Atwood was 25!!!
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If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
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![post from twitter by @pyrameadhead:
[a picture of ricky from trailer park boys edited with the blue spice eyes from dune]
Corey, Trevor, spice, go. Listen, if I gotta go to war with the Heinekens, I gotta be high. I'm the Quiznos hat rack so what I say goes.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7w73qep6gaf3udcp27n7oxcc/bafkreignd3cswcrmgsgf2x7xsefiz7vpcjrdurikpnnbwzjzbuoisotghi@jpeg)
Upgraded my monitor and am now seeing a 180 Hz refresh for the first time
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Upgraded my monitor and am now seeing a 180 Hz refresh for the first time
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I think the new Bond film should have a demontwink villain named Bussy Galore
James Bond 26: Everything We Know About The Next 007 Movie
Everything we know about James Bond 26!
screenrant.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think the new Bond film should have a demontwink villain named Bussy Galore
Tomorrow is his day
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tomorrow is his day
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Saw Wayne’s World at 99 and knew that was all I needed to see
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Saw Wayne’s World at 99 and knew that was all I needed to see
Theatricality and deception - powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren’t we, Charlie Brown?
You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever, Charlie Brown!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Theatricality and deception - powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren’t we, Charlie Brown?
This experience is easily distinguishable from an authentic one on account of none of these guys have friends
it’s funny because they’re eating mcdonald’s on the ground like poor people
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This experience is easily distinguishable from an authentic one on account of none of these guys have friends
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They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
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It remains very fun that the guy from the O.C. and Gotham became one of the biggest and most clearly spoken critics of crypto and is just chilling in the replies dropping the same gifs we would
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It remains very fun that the guy from the O.C. and Gotham became one of the biggest and most clearly spoken critics of crypto and is just chilling in the replies dropping the same gifs we would
Just recertified on forklift baby
👏NO👏LOADS👏REFUSED👏
👏NO👏LOADS👏REFUSED👏
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just recertified on forklift baby
👏NO👏LOADS👏REFUSED👏
👏NO👏LOADS👏REFUSED👏