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evelyn 海苔樣

@evelynjane916.bsky.social

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ニ番目思春期症候群 a second woman of the second city stormy, husky, brawling hrt start date: uc 0079-09-18 first car: 1994 honda civic del sol (eh6) 5mt milano red (playing on the sony xplōd: super trampoline school kid) covid cautious なにはともあれ、すこしできることがある

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 4h

change one letter, ruin a candy

ok i'm changing one of james joyce's letters to his wife nora so that now it says "i'm gonna eat your raw pussy like a half melted Butterfinger"

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · Jul 16

do you support women cheating?

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evelyn 海苔樣 @evelynjane916.bsky.social · 4h

you should! the reports of rudeness are greatly exaggerated

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evelyn 海苔樣 @evelynjane916.bsky.social · 4h

nice! that was my spot for a few weeks on a work trip

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evelyn 海苔樣 @evelynjane916.bsky.social · 4h

thought this was the bar where i played game of thrones pinball for the first time in 2015 but that was actually at gestalt on 16th

Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 4h

The Trans Nerd Meet up is happening again this Saturday from 12:30 until whenever! We take over the patio at Zeitgeist (outdoors) and it's a very chill friendly space.

No gatekeeping: if you are not cis and like to geek out about anything whatsoever (or play games or make stuff) then come hang out!

TRANS NERD MEET UP flier with sparkly stars and a swooshy trans flag

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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 5h

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

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evelyn 海苔樣 @evelynjane916.bsky.social · 5h

depleted uranium armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot wedding band

evelyn 海苔樣 @evelynjane916.bsky.social · 6h

wow i picked the wrong night to rewatch threads (1984)
(jk once was enough)

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evelyn 海苔樣 @evelynjane916.bsky.social · 7h

wouldn't that be nuremberg 2: amerikaner

evelyn 海苔樣 @evelynjane916.bsky.social · 10h

do women wear socks? well, yes, sometimes is the answer to that

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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 11h

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 14h

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 15h

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times