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Naught But Burning Hot Cola
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Read horror, sing in the choir, snuggle a dachshund, be silly, be kind. This, I think, is the way.
IT HAS ARRIIIIIIVED! Gonna have myself a little post-dinner treat on Turkey Day ❤️🦃📚💙

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November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What's wrong with our "Become a cnviction judge" ads? What do you mean it looks "unfair"? How silly. Next you're going to tell me you dont like our "Become an appeals denied court judge" ads either.
Become a “Deportation Judge”!?! This is an atrocious attack on the immigration courts and due process: join.justice.gov
YOU BE THE JUDGE | Department of Justice
join.justice.gov
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I have long feared Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act & declare Martial Law as a means to stay in power and escape accountability. This isn't the first time Miller has used the term. Bondi has used it recently and Trump hasn't ruled out the Insurrection Act as well.

Take these people seriously.
Stephen Miller on a PSA reminding troops to not follow unlawful orders: "It is insurrection ... It's a general call for rebellion from the CIA and the armed services of the United States by Democrat lawmakers."
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Individuals who disagree with right wing politicians & thought leaders MUST be legislated because they cannot be trusted to live their own lives; even seeing them exist different from our norms is abhorrent. Massive corporations? Surely they'll do the lawful & moral thing! Stop being such a nag.
"Simply trusting industry to police itself," Gomez said, "is an invitation for the next breach."
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Have a body? Just control it 100% and your efforts will produce your preferred 1:1 results. Did you not get the preferred results? Oh dear, we gave you simple instructions. God, you're such a moochy moral failure 🤑💅
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Top five film genres:
-the house/land is bad
-grouchy tough guy becomes reluctant head of ragtag civilians who step up and contribute in their own ways and bond
-musical!
-little life, little moments, big beauty
-DISASTER! Volcano, tornado, upside down boat, fire, tunnel collapse, who cares?
Top five film genres:

-Chaos creatures wreak havoc.

-Bleak, abstract nightmare of personal/societal entropy.

-Long conversation.

-The cosmos are infinite and thus must inevitably touch the hand of God.

-Gnarly gore.
Top five film genres:
a bunch of people you just want to hang out with for a couple hours
directed by former stuntmen/fight choreographers
Strippers who kill dudes
Italian sci fi
Giant monsters destroy things/each other
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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When a reporter on Air Force One asked President Donald Trump a question about Epstein's recently revealed emails, Trump snapped at her, responding with the phrase “Quiet, piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Donald Trump: Well-known lover of not doing things in a haphazard fashion.
Q: The president campaigned on transparency. Why not in the name of transparency just call on the president to release the full Epstein files?

MIKE JOHNSON: He says release all the files. He's been saying that. What he was counting on is doing it in the right way so it's not haphazard.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
For the first time a TSA dude tried to make me feel stupid for opting out of the face pic at security, listing times where our data/pics are used. Why does that mean I should have NO boundaries? I asked directly why he was trying to make me feel bad about it. "Because it's silly." No, sir, it's not.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm sure the single mom working two jobs will be thrilled to add "negotiate for Healthcare" to her to do list; the low income individual with a chronic illness really put the screws to the big insurance company; the cancer patient have time to walk away & hold out for a better deal.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
*Billionaires giving Trump their pitch for immunity from any and all legal responsibilities for their companies*
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ya wanna magnet system? Gonna take ya maybe, oh, 2 years if I can get my guys on schedule.
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The fucking GALL of politicians to pretend individuals trying to survive day to day, suffering unexpected accidents & diagnoses, caring for kids with medical needs, have the power, time, knowledge to negotiate successfully against huge insurers holding their physical health hostage is ASTOUNDING.
I was at an event yesterday where Rand Paul spoke via video and talked about how great it was to send ACA money "directly to the people" so that they could work collectively to get better deals on health care.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Chuck started kicking while Lucy still had the football in her bag.
Chuck Schumer currently in mid-air after the football was pulled away.
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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42 million Americans are being starved, and billionaires spent $40 million to help Andrew Cuomo lose by almost 200,000 votes.
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Absolutely madness
“Look at these scumbags — in the car with guns with a baby in the back.”

What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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New statement from Chuck Schumer:

“Despite not doing anything useful, and in fact being actively harmful to the process in a number of ways, I am here to take credit for other people’s hard work and risks.”
New statement from Chuck Schumer: "Tonight’s results are a repudiation of the Trump agenda. The cruelty, chaos, and greed that define MAGA radicalism and are skyrocketing costs were firmly rejected by the American people." Calls it "a good night for Democrats and our fight to lower costs."
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
😂😂😂
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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The same type of legal imdeiments that prevented Trump from releasing his tax records: imaginary ones.
Mike Johnson lies shamelessly: "The president is desperate for SNAP benefits to flow to the American citizens who desperately rely on it ... the SNAP situation has legal impediments."
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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every week trump admin pulls out some new freak and is like "Here's Charles Pepperoni hes in charge of the navy now" and then Charles Pepperoni is like "we use virgins' fingernails instead of dollars now"
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What's the statute of limitations on all the times my toddler assaulted me point blank at dinner time?
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."

POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM