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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror

@witneyseibold.bsky.social

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Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, TVGuide, Nerdist, and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved. He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · Jan 2

My four audio dramas, or, as the kids say, scripted podcasts:

- THE TENTH MUSE
- LOVE AT NANA
- DETERMINED
- SHE BEGAN TO DANCE AROUND (The Christmas show!)

$10 each
$18 for two
$25 for three
$32 for all four!

Get 'em as gifts! Buy 'em for youself!

DM me for details.

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 6h

*sssssiiiiigh*
Where's it playing?

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Tex-Trek Host(S.W.Fatheree) 🔜 SpaceConSATX #DeportElon🍉🇵🇸 @txtrek.bsky.social · 14h

Happy Friday! We will be LIVE tonight @ 7PM CDT discussing episode 5 of #StarTrekKhan, "Imagination's Limits". The latest episode of the audio drama has perhaps the biggest developments yet. Lots for us to unpack!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iitU...

🖖🖖LIKE and SUBSCRIBE!!!🖖🖖

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 14h

Right? It could be all abstract and follow a Mississippi family's legacy.

Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 16h

All the information is on the task.

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goodnekovibes.bsky.social @goodnekovibes.bsky.social · 17h

I haven't watched my DVD copy of Dogma in decades, but when I saw @witneyseibold.bsky.social was doing a whole ass commentary, that's what's tempting me to snag the Umbrella 4k.

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PRE-ORDER - Dogma (4K UHD, Region Free)

STREET DATE January PLEASE NOTE THAT AUSTRALIAN RELEASES ARE OFTEN DELAYED! Two renegade angels find a loophole that could end all of creation - by accident. The only thing standing in their way? ...

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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 1d

These are the real Xennial astrology signs. I'm an All Your Base with a Group X rising

Shiggedy Shiggedy schwa

Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 1d

What was yoir favorite internet meme 1996 - 2002?

Mr. T Ate My Balls?
Bert Is Evil?
You're the Man Now, Dog?
Hampster Dance?
Dancing Baby?
The End of the World?
All Your Base?
Gonads and Strife?
Mario Twins?
We Like the Moon?
Powerthirst?
Badger Badger Badger?
Seanbaby?

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james lucas @jameslucasjones.bsky.social · 1d

never forget that they made jimmy carter sell his peanut farm

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, but surely it signifies something.

Right, Bill?

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Team Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 1d

howdy folks - just had the need to be adorably pragmatic today

www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · Mar 21

I can’t manage to get to sleep, so here’s Craig Ferguson, some Late Late Show staff, a few puppets, and @asavage.bsky.social & Jamie Hyneman dancing to “I’ll Stop The World & Melt With You”…

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 1d

The only A.I. I wanna see is that Spielberg movie.

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 1d

Filmmaking is not Content Creation.

"Frightening" Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 2d

Blum too. At least find a new way to say "it's here to stay" jfc

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1d

As an unofficial toast connoisseur, I can say with certainty that sour dough toast is the best toast.

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SlashFilm @slashfilm.bsky.social · 2d

Tron: Ares has little imagination, a boring lead actor, and wastes the talents of Greta Lee. Great Nine Inch Nails soundtrack, though! Here's our review.

Tron: Ares Review: A Thoughtless Sequel With An Uncharismatic Lead But A Pretty Great Soundtrack - SlashFilm

www.slashfilm.com

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SlashFilm @slashfilm.bsky.social · 2d

On a quest to distance himself from James Bond, Sean Connery slapped on a big mustache and a red bikini for this sci-fi oddity.

Sean Connery Starred In A Terrible Sci-Fi Movie To Escape His James Bond Legacy - SlashFilm

www.slashfilm.com

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 2d

It woulda been a hit.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 2d

Ubisoft canceled an 'Assassin's Creed' game set after the Civil War

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Would fight the emerging Ku Klux Klan

• Leadership canceled it — concerned with US political climate & Yasuke backlash

(via Game File)

Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 2d

Trump sure seems bombed-out in this clip.

Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 2d

Sepulveda.

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SlashFilm @slashfilm.bsky.social · 3d

Much of the media Stephen King engaged with when he was a kid shaped his lifelong love of horror, including this often frightening sci-fi radio show.

The Forgotten Radio Show That Terrified A Young Stephen King - SlashFilm

www.slashfilm.com

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 3d

Oh I remember well. Tom Eaton looms large in my childhood.

Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 4d

Gruesome. That girl in "Hereditary" only hit one.

Bluesky @bsky.app · 4d

we hit 2 billion posts today! 🥳

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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 4d

26 episodes a season.

Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 4d

It's a biography of Robert Graysmith, it details the crimes, and does indeed come to a conclusion as to the killer's identity. It fetishizes the killer's mystery as much as any serial killer movie. We don't mind, though, because it's so damn good.