Asschapel Roan
@stochasticburrito.bsky.social
Shitposting is self care
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Also, imagine if Biden was on your side and threw the book at Trump in 2020 instead of being a genocidal maniac and minimalising the coup attempt becuase he's just a champion of the billionaires?
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Also, imagine if Biden was on your side and threw the book at Trump in 2020 instead of being a genocidal maniac and minimalising the coup attempt becuase he's just a champion of the billionaires?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
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my thanksgiving dinner take is you absolutely should sneak out to burn one with your sibling/partner/whoever before sitting down for the meal
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
my thanksgiving dinner take is you absolutely should sneak out to burn one with your sibling/partner/whoever before sitting down for the meal
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November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
One of the least tuesday Tuesdays of the year
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
One of the least tuesday Tuesdays of the year
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campbells soup isn't for eating, it's for throwing at billionaires' heads
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
campbells soup isn't for eating, it's for throwing at billionaires' heads
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November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Jim Cramer calls Nvidia's stock slide a buying opportunity — here's why
Jim Cramer calls Nvidia's stock slide a buying opportunity — here's why
"I think Nvidia has been slighted here," CNBC's Jim Cramer said Tuesday as shares of the chipmaker sank to near three-month lows.
cnb.cx
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The makers of ByHeart infant formula say tests of products tied to a botulism outbreak show that all of the company's products may have been contaminated.
ByHeart baby formula from all lots may be contaminated with botulism bacteria, tests show
The makers of ByHeart infant formula say tests of products tied to a botulism outbreak show that all of the company's products may have been contaminated.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The makers of ByHeart infant formula say tests of products tied to a botulism outbreak show that all of the company's products may have been contaminated.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
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My take on the general idea of having for-profit companies involved in the field:
Letting Silicon Valley Geoengineer the Atmosphere Will End Badly
We already have plenty of evidence of what happens when things better left to governments — which in this case might decide to never flip the switch at all — are ceded to private industry.
www.gravityisgone.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My take on the general idea of having for-profit companies involved in the field:
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Dave is now facing two misdemeanors for doing his job.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dave is now facing two misdemeanors for doing his job.
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This has made me so incredibly happy, you must all witness
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This has made me so incredibly happy, you must all witness
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I'm live making memes
twitch.tv/leftistgamermemes
twitch.tv/leftistgamermemes
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm live making memes
twitch.tv/leftistgamermemes
twitch.tv/leftistgamermemes
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nothing was learned eh
it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over
it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
nothing was learned eh
it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over
it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over
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Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
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If you're subjecting your kid to "family" who doesn't respect them, you're a bad parent.
hanksgiving is just 3 days away… (this video is from a TPUSA account)
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you're subjecting your kid to "family" who doesn't respect them, you're a bad parent.
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Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
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Crashouts of Bluesky Calendar
Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Crashouts of Bluesky Calendar