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Stryker can has
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Disappointing yourself by proxy.

Bipolar, atheist, software engineer, introvert, generally kinda lost, he/him

Not to brag, but cats tend to like me.
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I'm not a follow back guy. For one thing, I don't post much so I don't give all that much of a damn if you follow me. For another, I like keeping my feed filtered to people who've already passed a vibe check.

My social batteries have limited capacity. I save that charge for where I know it's good.
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Yes the notification says tomorrow, and yes I did it today instead. Because I found the motivation and one must. not. squander. such an opportunity.
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Every month I check it, and every month it confirms my suspicion that this is 100% not a monthly activity.
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
No change in stance from me.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Maybe I oversold it with "mix." Ended up going with just knock-off Baileys on the rocks.

In my defense, it's still just 9-ish in this timezone.
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Nope, and if it helps I'll mix something for myself in solidarity.
January 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Not to mention giving you one other bill to pay.

The whole structure is trash.
January 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Article doesn't say they kicked the gov't ads off the platform. In fact, it kinda sounds like the gov't simply ended that ad campaign as planned because Spotify was happy to accept their money and not intervene.

There's nothing to reward them for doing here.
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
They're a 10 but they're (a 10)?

This isn't parsing. 🤔
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
NB: Shout out to independent journos who manage to challenge this admin every damned day despite *not* having access.
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
has a domain they can print those lies on themselves. You don't bring a single fucking scrap of value to the table by reprinting them verbatim with no assessment of their validity.

I encourage everyone to join me. Make them fix their newsrooms or go broke.
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Sorry if you're not a decision maker at one of these orgs and you feel called out, but I *fully fucking decline* to contribute to the bottom line of any news org that can't manage basic journalistic integrity.

What even is the point of an org that just reprints lies they're told? The white house /
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Journalists, editors, and news leadership:
If your org has WH press pool access and you're not challenging this admin every damned day... I can, do, and will continue to refuse to visit your site or engage with your posts.

No subscriptions, no ad impressions, nothing.

I hope I'm not alone.
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I am nothing if not stubborn and awkward... it's in the bag. 🤐😤
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Okay, but I am actually in such a stalemate, and consigned to not breaking it (aka losing).
January 7, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Wait, it was supposed to be set in (not LA)? I'll be honest, it never entered my mind that it was (not LA) even once.
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
That marketing IMO means that the companies are voluntarily adopting the LLM output as their own speech, regardless of the LLM's actual technical capability.
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
They're specifically sold as tools that synthesize information to produce informative results.

IMO it shouldn't really matter that they aren't actually capable of that. The companies marketing them claim them as such, and lead consumers to treat their output *as* speech.
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I'm not sure "the market segment would cease to be viable due to legal risk over harmful output" really goes in the cons column here. This is a very narrowly defined subsegment of posts, not a broad attack on things protected by 230.
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
TBF I'm a programmer so it feels far more pain from the garbage code I write anyway. My trash posts are small potatoes to that.
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
(read italicized) I know, but I just can't stop myself
every time you hit post the computer feels pain
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM