Stryker can has
@stryker.strykatz.dev
Disappointing yourself by proxy.
Bipolar, atheist, software engineer, introvert, generally kinda lost, he/him
Not to brag, but cats tend to like me.
Bipolar, atheist, software engineer, introvert, generally kinda lost, he/him
Not to brag, but cats tend to like me.
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Stryker can has
@stryker.strykatz.dev
· Nov 13
I'm not a follow back guy. For one thing, I don't post much so I don't give all that much of a damn if you follow me. For another, I like keeping my feed filtered to people who've already passed a vibe check.
My social batteries have limited capacity. I save that charge for where I know it's good.
My social batteries have limited capacity. I save that charge for where I know it's good.
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
Journalists, editors, and news leadership:
If your org has WH press pool access and you're not challenging this admin every damned day... I can, do, and will continue to refuse to visit your site or engage with your posts.
No subscriptions, no ad impressions, nothing.
I hope I'm not alone.
If your org has WH press pool access and you're not challenging this admin every damned day... I can, do, and will continue to refuse to visit your site or engage with your posts.
No subscriptions, no ad impressions, nothing.
I hope I'm not alone.
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Journalists, editors, and news leadership:
If your org has WH press pool access and you're not challenging this admin every damned day... I can, do, and will continue to refuse to visit your site or engage with your posts.
No subscriptions, no ad impressions, nothing.
I hope I'm not alone.
If your org has WH press pool access and you're not challenging this admin every damned day... I can, do, and will continue to refuse to visit your site or engage with your posts.
No subscriptions, no ad impressions, nothing.
I hope I'm not alone.
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.
(read italicized) I know, but I just can't stop myself
every time you hit post the computer feels pain
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
(read italicized) I know, but I just can't stop myself
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i'm still not sure which part of generating yaml or copy pasting example code from github at speed requires ddosing the internet, or extended roleplay sessions with a markov chain, or tacitly ignoring the deaths of vulnerable teenagers, but as ever, i guess i am simply too european for this
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 AM
i'm still not sure which part of generating yaml or copy pasting example code from github at speed requires ddosing the internet, or extended roleplay sessions with a markov chain, or tacitly ignoring the deaths of vulnerable teenagers, but as ever, i guess i am simply too european for this
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Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
Deleting the message because sending it would undermine it.
Like any self respecting anxious person does.
Like any self respecting anxious person does.
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Deleting the message because sending it would undermine it.
Like any self respecting anxious person does.
Like any self respecting anxious person does.
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if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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zero notes whatsoever
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
zero notes whatsoever
Opening up that USPS Informed Delivery email and hearing the AOL voice in your head: "You've got mail! It's all spam!"
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Opening up that USPS Informed Delivery email and hearing the AOL voice in your head: "You've got mail! It's all spam!"
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Psst.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Psst.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
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Seems to me if voting didn’t matter the people who benefit most from the destruction of democracy wouldn’t be trying so hard to demolish democracy
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Seems to me if voting didn’t matter the people who benefit most from the destruction of democracy wouldn’t be trying so hard to demolish democracy
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Doesn't it strike you as strange that the people who shout long and loud that America is a Christian nation founded on Christian principles are the very people who don't want Christ's teachings of tolerance, pacifism, and generosity codified in law?
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Doesn't it strike you as strange that the people who shout long and loud that America is a Christian nation founded on Christian principles are the very people who don't want Christ's teachings of tolerance, pacifism, and generosity codified in law?
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
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So I hate to be That Guy, but we're entering into uncertain territory here with the Epstein Files, and it's more important than ever that we make sure we know all the facts before we blow things up.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Relationships (all kinds!) are earned and maintained. Not owed.
The only exception is when someone takes part in forcing someone to exist. They owe that new someone a relationship until they're prepared for meeting the world alone.
That is the *only* exception.
The only exception is when someone takes part in forcing someone to exist. They owe that new someone a relationship until they're prepared for meeting the world alone.
That is the *only* exception.
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Relationships (all kinds!) are earned and maintained. Not owed.
The only exception is when someone takes part in forcing someone to exist. They owe that new someone a relationship until they're prepared for meeting the world alone.
That is the *only* exception.
The only exception is when someone takes part in forcing someone to exist. They owe that new someone a relationship until they're prepared for meeting the world alone.
That is the *only* exception.
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NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
🎵 'Cause I'm dying to live
And I'm sick from the noise
I'll make my way through all that I have to
'Cause I'm dying to live
And I've been through the void
And I'll celebrate the fact that I have proof 🎵
The Plot in You - Silence
And I'm sick from the noise
I'll make my way through all that I have to
'Cause I'm dying to live
And I've been through the void
And I'll celebrate the fact that I have proof 🎵
The Plot in You - Silence
Silence
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December 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
🎵 'Cause I'm dying to live
And I'm sick from the noise
I'll make my way through all that I have to
'Cause I'm dying to live
And I've been through the void
And I'll celebrate the fact that I have proof 🎵
The Plot in You - Silence
And I'm sick from the noise
I'll make my way through all that I have to
'Cause I'm dying to live
And I've been through the void
And I'll celebrate the fact that I have proof 🎵
The Plot in You - Silence