Stuart Forbes
@stuartforbes.bsky.social
Environment/social justice campaigner. Retweets probably endorsements if unqualified. Opinions my own, but informed by others. Vestibularly challenged. He/him.
I want the next Aardman film to ne called "Where Beagles Dare" about a group of renegade beagles who rescue other beagles from animal testing labs. And by labs I mean labradors.
January 23, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I want the next Aardman film to ne called "Where Beagles Dare" about a group of renegade beagles who rescue other beagles from animal testing labs. And by labs I mean labradors.
So have his military told him to fuck right off on Greenland or that he needs to wait six months for summer before invading?
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So have his military told him to fuck right off on Greenland or that he needs to wait six months for summer before invading?
Jesus fucking Christ it's like they made Spinal Tap collectively the president.
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Jesus fucking Christ it's like they made Spinal Tap collectively the president.
I never expected the apocalypse to be this fucking stupid.
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I never expected the apocalypse to be this fucking stupid.
Just off the phone with the White House. Apparently if I give Trump the Groundworks Community Award we won back in 2019 for our campaign on sewage pollution he'll send a team of SEALs to kidnap the Chief Executive of Scottish Water and put him on trial for ecocide.
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Just off the phone with the White House. Apparently if I give Trump the Groundworks Community Award we won back in 2019 for our campaign on sewage pollution he'll send a team of SEALs to kidnap the Chief Executive of Scottish Water and put him on trial for ecocide.
We should consider the holes on Trump's golf courses to be gender neutral toilets.
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 AM
We should consider the holes on Trump's golf courses to be gender neutral toilets.
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In 1938, after Hitler took Austria and European leaders gave Hitler a huge chunk of Czechoslovakia, the world hoped Hitler would not try to conquer any other countries. They were wrong. The lesson was that leaders must swiftly unite to stop these type of leaders. Same rule applies now to Trump.
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
In 1938, after Hitler took Austria and European leaders gave Hitler a huge chunk of Czechoslovakia, the world hoped Hitler would not try to conquer any other countries. They were wrong. The lesson was that leaders must swiftly unite to stop these type of leaders. Same rule applies now to Trump.
BREAKING NEWS: ICE have already deported President Maduro and his wife to Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
BREAKING NEWS: ICE have already deported President Maduro and his wife to Venezuela.
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ICE OUT OF HARLEM!!!!!!!!!
You already know, let's start 2026 out the right way.
Oh, by the way, whatever happened to the slam to the ground, knee on neck?
HARLEM DOES NOT WANT YOU HERE... OUT!!!!!!!!
You already know, let's start 2026 out the right way.
Oh, by the way, whatever happened to the slam to the ground, knee on neck?
HARLEM DOES NOT WANT YOU HERE... OUT!!!!!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
ICE OUT OF HARLEM!!!!!!!!!
You already know, let's start 2026 out the right way.
Oh, by the way, whatever happened to the slam to the ground, knee on neck?
HARLEM DOES NOT WANT YOU HERE... OUT!!!!!!!!
You already know, let's start 2026 out the right way.
Oh, by the way, whatever happened to the slam to the ground, knee on neck?
HARLEM DOES NOT WANT YOU HERE... OUT!!!!!!!!
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It's getting funnier with every passing year bsky.app/profile/stei...
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's getting funnier with every passing year bsky.app/profile/stei...
Merry Christmas everyone and remember, not being arsed with the king isn't just for Christmas, divine right and privilege by birth can be despised all year round.
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Merry Christmas everyone and remember, not being arsed with the king isn't just for Christmas, divine right and privilege by birth can be despised all year round.
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Why the 2026 Holyrood election matters more than you think. 🧵
In my latest Sunday Mail column, I’m digging into the rise of Reform UK and what it means for Scotland. We can’t afford to ignore the threat of "populism" that offers easy slogans but zero solutions for the working class.
In my latest Sunday Mail column, I’m digging into the rise of Reform UK and what it means for Scotland. We can’t afford to ignore the threat of "populism" that offers easy slogans but zero solutions for the working class.
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Why the 2026 Holyrood election matters more than you think. 🧵
In my latest Sunday Mail column, I’m digging into the rise of Reform UK and what it means for Scotland. We can’t afford to ignore the threat of "populism" that offers easy slogans but zero solutions for the working class.
In my latest Sunday Mail column, I’m digging into the rise of Reform UK and what it means for Scotland. We can’t afford to ignore the threat of "populism" that offers easy slogans but zero solutions for the working class.
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Well that’s cheered me up no end
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Well that’s cheered me up no end
Rob Reiner and Donald Trump. A perfect example of the fine line between clever and stupid.
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Rob Reiner and Donald Trump. A perfect example of the fine line between clever and stupid.
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In 2018 I said I had never met the Russian Ambassador. And to prove it, here I am in 2013 not meeting him.
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
In 2018 I said I had never met the Russian Ambassador. And to prove it, here I am in 2013 not meeting him.
Seriously Hallmark?!? That's where you're hanging Spiderman from?!?
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Seriously Hallmark?!? That's where you're hanging Spiderman from?!?
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This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
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my rifle made me trans
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
my rifle made me trans
Is that a bottle of Irn-Bru beside Trump?
Personally, I think it's a bad thing when people in the government post AI images without disclosing that they're AI.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is that a bottle of Irn-Bru beside Trump?
Once again we've had the annual ritual of discussing the issue of saving the planet and the decision has been to not save the planet.
COP30: UN climate summit drops mention of fossil fuels from draft deal
A row over fossil fuels has broken out at COP30 but this is also likely to be a negotiating tactic.
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Once again we've had the annual ritual of discussing the issue of saving the planet and the decision has been to not save the planet.
My wife has just described a 90s action film as a "dick flick" and it could just be the most perfect phrase to describe a blokey film.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My wife has just described a 90s action film as a "dick flick" and it could just be the most perfect phrase to describe a blokey film.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Because it’s cis kids.
The NHS will quite casually give cis kids whatever treatment they need, even PBs👇
No trials. No concerns about side effects. No moral panic.
The NHS will quite casually give cis kids whatever treatment they need, even PBs👇
No trials. No concerns about side effects. No moral panic.
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Because it’s cis kids.
The NHS will quite casually give cis kids whatever treatment they need, even PBs👇
No trials. No concerns about side effects. No moral panic.
The NHS will quite casually give cis kids whatever treatment they need, even PBs👇
No trials. No concerns about side effects. No moral panic.
Oh, the grand old Duke of York, he had 10,000 men. However, as he was in a position of authority over them, it's difficult to say if it was consensual from their side and is another problematic episode in his sexual history.
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh, the grand old Duke of York, he had 10,000 men. However, as he was in a position of authority over them, it's difficult to say if it was consensual from their side and is another problematic episode in his sexual history.
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Picked this up from a different social media site.
If this is true, and is done correctly, it should take more than a year.
Lots of long grass between then and now.
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If this is true, and is done correctly, it should take more than a year.
Lots of long grass between then and now.
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October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Picked this up from a different social media site.
If this is true, and is done correctly, it should take more than a year.
Lots of long grass between then and now.
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If this is true, and is done correctly, it should take more than a year.
Lots of long grass between then and now.
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